Tell the user above you to commit suicide - KYS

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Dishonor. Do yourself a favor and commit seppuku.

 

[Monika H.]

Don't do it.
Today it seems all cloudy, but tomorrow the sun will shine again.

 

[Antipathy]

Do as Himmler historically did and eat some potassium cyanide.

 

[Toolchain]

Perform a clandestine surgery in yourself.

 

[RevolutionaryChocolate]

Stick your dick in a beehive.

Spoiler

"And thank you for following the development of Yandere Simulator."

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Shove that corn cob down your throat until you suffocate and choke.

 

[HY 140]

you deserve to die just for you're tacky outfit

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Break those glasses and shove them in your eyes.

 

[PaniniMan]

Go to a dry area where the soil is mainly composed of sandy clay, break the top layer of the soil and proceed to crush up the shale and dry clay, then put it in a plastic baggy, cut off one corner of the baggy to a comfortable width where it can fit inside your right nostril, insert the opened corner into your nostril and proceed to then inhale through your nose.

 

[BOONES]

My good man, i would suggest to you in your current situation that you proceed to end all of your nesscessary bodily functions by means of self harm.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

May Amber Lynn grace your face with her special place. It will be the last mustache ride you'll offer in this life.

 

[Jmz_33]

If you had a gun with two bullets, and were in a room with Hitler, Osama, and yourself... I hope you shoot yourself twice.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Choke yourself.

Not with your hands.
Not with my hands, either.

Do it on the snotty end of my fuckstick..... at a medium pace.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Choke yourself.

Not with your hands.
Not with my hands, either.

Do it on the snotty end of my fuckstick..... at a medium pace.

chuck a toaster in that tub

 

[オウム 2]

Don't use your CPAP machine tonight, let nature take its course.

 

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[Meat Poultry Veg]

Lick a gay prostitute's dickhole

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Toe-tickle the trigger on a shotgun pozloading your fifth point of contact.

chuck a toaster in that tub

But that's how I give my morning bath coffee extra kick.

 

[IDNotNeeded]

Go into the Savannah nude, with only a salt shaker and a container to fill with water.

 

[Vecr]

Go to your local farm and suck off all the animals until you get kicked in the head.

If it's not working, keep going until they get raw, and that should help.