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- 25 de Mayo, 2018
So, uh, over the weekend I finally motivated myself to watch the Mutant Mayhem movie.
I'm not going to talk about April, or the gender swapping of several mutants ... We all know it's dumb and it's pandering, so I'm not going to beat a dead horse. There's nothing I could say that hasn't already been said, I'm sure.
Anyway, this movie was a prime example of style over substance. The animation looked cool, the score was good, and the song choices were mostly well done (aside from the use of the He-Man meme song ... Which was desperate tryhard cringe in its purest form) ... But the movie in of itself was a whole lotta nothing.
The first half of the movie is full of very clunky and awkward exposition (example: "I'm Splinter, your dad, so boys ... Let me tell you all our own origin story again so that the audience can get context!").
The use of the mutants was completely wasted. It was absolutely a memberberries situation, because the mutants that us 80s and 90s kids remember did jack shit other than say "Hi! I'm this character! Remember me, kids?!" And don't even get me started on how lame Bebop and Rocksteady were.
My biggest complaint about the film, though, was its complete misunderstanding of the turtles themselves. At best, each of their personalities were approached at the superficial, bare minimum surface level. Leo was the more "mature" one and the rest were chucklefucks, we were told that Raph had "anger issues" but didn't actually display ANY anger at ANY point in the movie, Mikey showed absolutely no personality whatsoever, and Donnie was just a nerd who likes anime and isn't even smart? I'm sorry, but since when was Donatello the one who approached problems and solutions using pop culture references? That's supposed to be a Michelangelo thing!
And I think the movie went too far with the "they're actual teenagers!" gimmick. Putting the turtles in a high school is some fanfiction level shit, come on. It's lame.
Anyway, imagine my amusement when the movie ended and the credits revealed that it took 5 people to write it. lmao.
I'm not going to talk about April, or the gender swapping of several mutants ... We all know it's dumb and it's pandering, so I'm not going to beat a dead horse. There's nothing I could say that hasn't already been said, I'm sure.
Anyway, this movie was a prime example of style over substance. The animation looked cool, the score was good, and the song choices were mostly well done (aside from the use of the He-Man meme song ... Which was desperate tryhard cringe in its purest form) ... But the movie in of itself was a whole lotta nothing.
The first half of the movie is full of very clunky and awkward exposition (example: "I'm Splinter, your dad, so boys ... Let me tell you all our own origin story again so that the audience can get context!").
The use of the mutants was completely wasted. It was absolutely a memberberries situation, because the mutants that us 80s and 90s kids remember did jack shit other than say "Hi! I'm this character! Remember me, kids?!" And don't even get me started on how lame Bebop and Rocksteady were.
My biggest complaint about the film, though, was its complete misunderstanding of the turtles themselves. At best, each of their personalities were approached at the superficial, bare minimum surface level. Leo was the more "mature" one and the rest were chucklefucks, we were told that Raph had "anger issues" but didn't actually display ANY anger at ANY point in the movie, Mikey showed absolutely no personality whatsoever, and Donnie was just a nerd who likes anime and isn't even smart? I'm sorry, but since when was Donatello the one who approached problems and solutions using pop culture references? That's supposed to be a Michelangelo thing!
And I think the movie went too far with the "they're actual teenagers!" gimmick. Putting the turtles in a high school is some fanfiction level shit, come on. It's lame.
Anyway, imagine my amusement when the movie ended and the credits revealed that it took 5 people to write it. lmao.
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