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10 years ago on July 7, 2016, TF2's future was destroyed by Valve in a vain attempt to appeal to the cancer that is the TF2 compfag scene and their holier-than-thou attitude they continue to hold over the game's postmortem rotting corpse today. In solidarity, dominate your local compfag with the B.A.S.E.D Jumper to let these niggers know their place in the casual ecosystem.
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10 years ago on July 7, 2016, TF2's future was destroyed by Valve in a vain attempt to appeal to the cancer that is the TF2 compfag scene and their holier-than-thou attitude they continue to hold over the game's postmortem rotting corpse today. In solidarity, dominate your local compfag with the B.A.S.E.D Jumper to let these niggers know their place in the casual ecosystem.
If you see B4nny, remind him he and the other compfags do it for 2,000$ a year. He's only made 40,000$ in his whole decades long career.

If you work 2-4 weeks at burger king, you make B4nny's yearly prize winnings in a month. He got cucked by an old teammate for 2,000$ a year.

When you see these guys freak the fuck out or shit up discussions like Solarlight, they do it for 2,000$ a year.
 
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new update happened, and shockingly it's your usual but summer flavored and some new warpaints
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:

Summer 2026!

  • Featuring 6 new community maps: Dryfield, Camp Saxton, Shorelight, Redwood, Premuda, and Mojave
  • Added the Summer 2026 Cosmetic Case
    • Contains 24 new community-contributed items
    • Has a chance to give a taunt Unusualifier as a bonus item
  • Added 4 new community-contributed taunts to the Mann Co. Store
    • Taunt: The Circuit Breaker
    • Taunt: Buffoon's Bivouac
    • Taunt: Faux-calization
    • Taunt: Friendly Fire
  • Added 12 new community-created Unusual effects
    • 7 new effects for Unusual hats
    • 5 new effects for Unusual taunts
  • Added the Summer 2026 War Paint Case
    • Contains 10 new community-created War Paints that make-up the Summer 2026 Collection
    • Has a chance to give a taunt Unusualifier as a bonus item
  • All cosmetic and taunt cases will grant Summer 2026 Unusual effects instead of their normal Unusual effects during the Summer event. This does not include crates.
  • The Summer event runs through September 15th, 2026
General
  • Security and stability improvements
  • Fixed bad alpha channel for The Creature's Grin, Rocket Operator, The Bountiful Bow, The Alternative Medicine Mann, and The Candyman's Cap (community fix from Chickenman456)
  • Fixed the "Neo Tokyo" warpaint on the BLU team not matching the RED team because the alpha channel was incorrect (community fix from Whurrhurr)
  • Fixed bad alpha channel for the Pile of End of the Line Key Gifts' backpack icon (community fix from JoriKos)
  • Fixed Stat Clock model attaching incorrectly on dropped weapons (community fix from rabscootle)
  • Fixed Stat Clock values always displaying '0' on world models (community fix from rabscootle)
  • Fixed intel carrier glow disappearing when Spy cloaks (community fix from shockpast)
  • Fixed bad alpha channel for Voodoo Juju's backpack icon (community fix from DiskIntegrity)
  • Fixed Silver Botkiller Mk.I having cubemapping in the wrong area due to a VMT error (community fix from Whurrhurr)
  • Fixed misspelling on cp_well's BLU rocket clamp texture (community fix from DiskIntegrity)
  • Fixed wrong paths in soundscript events for some taunts (community fix from robbilookatme)
  • Fixed Spy control point response rules lines playing when disguised/invisible (community fix from Churkinator)
  • Fixed weapon Unusual effects (community fix from Cipherlock and rune)
    • Fixed particles being orphaned after death
    • Fixed the Energy Orb Unusual effect desyncing from the weapon when the player moves too sharply
  • Fixed effects flooding the screen when spectating a dead teammate in first person with an unusual weapon (community fix from RGBACatlord)
  • Fixed missing coin effect for HOUWAR's second style (community fix from DiskIntegrity)
  • Fixed outdated description for the Splendid Screen (community fix from JoriKos)
  • Trimmed delay at the start of the sound file for the Panic Attack's shooting sound
  • Fixed the Engineer not being able to move for a few seconds after using Taunt: Cheers!
  • Updated cp_powerhouse to fix collision problem with crates on final control points
  • Updated cp_fortezza
    • Reworked interior of shack building next to Point A
    • Rebalanced ammo packs around Point A
    • Improved visuals across the map
    • Made rotation for shortcut path shorter
  • Updated koth_blowout
    • Prevent sentry guns from being built inside a prop under the stairs in the maintenance room
    • Visual changes to improve clarity and consistency
 
new update happened, and shockingly it's your usual but summer flavored and some new warpaints
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The slop must flow
 
I got so tired of TF2 I moved back to RuneScape.
I got so tired of TF2 I traded one poison for another via CS2, which despite Valve fumbling it's release and other still existing flaws has an actual future that's more than what TF2 will ever realistically get at this point. It's dire.
 
new update happened, and shockingly it's your usual but summer flavored and some new warpaints
Why expect anything anymore, valve is just a fucking pimp trotting out their diseased whore that is TF2, nothing actually interesting just "here's some shit, pay up if you want it, we included some community maps, dont like it? fuck you" they really fucking treat what they have as either dead (left 4 dead, half life, richochet, day of defeat,portal,etc) or it's a fucking zombie corpse that they parade around every holiday season or so ala weekend at bernies so that people will give them more money in addition to their shining whore that is cs2 (which is another fucking lifeless corpse which has so many bots and shit on it calling it a game instead of a glorified gambling simulator is being generous)
It's just fucked, valve is such an awful company but they get to skate by because steam exists and that too is getting worse and worse by years, with sales being objectively worse and worse over time. I sincerely hate that the game is dying a slow death, it's better then the alternatives of having all the life sucked out of it instantly sure, but i'd rather valve actually fucking do something worth a shit, but no they're too busy counting their piles of fucking cash.
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Why expect anything anymore, valve is just a fucking pimp trotting out their diseased whore that is TF2, nothing actually interesting just "here's some shit, pay up if you want it, we included some community maps, dont like it? fuck you" they really fucking treat what they have as either dead (left 4 dead, half life, richochet, day of defeat,portal,etc) or it's a fucking zombie corpse that they parade around every holiday season or so ala weekend at bernies so that people will give them more money in addition to their shining whore that is cs2 (which is another fucking lifeless corpse which has so many bots and shit on it calling it a game instead of a glorified gambling simulator is being generous)
It's just fucked, valve is such an awful company but they get to skate by because steam exists and that too is getting worse and worse by years, with sales being objectively worse and worse over time. I sincerely hate that the game is dying a slow death, it's better then the alternatives of having all the life sucked out of it instantly sure, but i'd rather valve actually fucking do something worth a shit, but no they're too busy counting their piles of fucking cash.
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I'm really sick of Valve being treated as this bastion of gamers that can do no wrong. While many of their bad decisions aren't as severe as the average Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, or other gaming corporations' awful decisions, it should not exempt them from criticism. Casual mode is inexcusable. Letting Tf2 and Counter Strike be filled with bots for years is inexcusable. The steam machine price, even for the cheapest option (which doesn't come with a controller by the way) is inexcusable.
 
I'm really sick of Valve being treated as this bastion of gamers that can do no wrong. While many of their bad decisions aren't as severe as the average Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, or other gaming corporations' awful decisions, it should not exempt them from criticism. Casual mode is inexcusable. Letting Tf2 and Counter Strike be filled with bots for years is inexcusable. The steam machine price, even for the cheapest option (which doesn't come with a controller by the way) is inexcusable.
Valve neglects their children and the ones that they don't neglect, they only give a shit about when they can think to dig them out of the closet to make them fat stacks of cash easily, not for any amount of effort on their part since 99% of the shit they put in is community made (100%, honestly) and it's just fucking retarded, if the other devs are malicious fathers, then valve is a fucking deadbeat dad holding onto their star children by proxy for their stardom (money). they're the best of the worst but they still deserve scorn and condemnation for what they've done as well, their fucking lack of care for ANYTHING is so retarded, they're the sin of gluttony and sloth personified and i hate them for it.
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Fuck these bastards, let us never forget they mass introduced loot boxes into mainstream gaming.
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And their refunds? that was only decided after the supreme court of australia forced it, nothing of "generosity". they're good businessmen, nothing more.
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15 fucking years i've had the opportunity to see valve spiral down the drain, and it makes me so fucking sad because there's nothing that could be done, like a crack dealer in an alley offering shelter they were the best option for gaming when all else was worse.
 
I legit wonder if its actually malicous. It feels malicous. They are just  incapable of giving us  anything. I wonder if there is some directive in upper management blocking  any reinvestment into TF2.

They didn't even playtest the new maps. Matchmaker broken (again). More workshop slop.

They can't do the bare minimum.

The community is so starved for new content that they wouldn't even have to try to make people happy. A few minor weapon rebalances. A new munitions crate. New contracts for n00bs to unlock key weapons. A minor update to modernize the backpack UI.

Christ. Its not even difficult.
 
I legit wonder if its actually malicous. It feels malicous. They are just  incapable of giving us  anything. I wonder if there is some directive in upper management blocking  any reinvestment into TF2.

They didn't even playtest the new maps. Matchmaker broken (again). More workshop slop.

They can't do the bare minimum.

The community is so starved for new content that they wouldn't even have to try to make people happy. A few minor weapon rebalances. A new munitions crate. New contracts for n00bs to unlock key weapons. A minor update to modernize the backpack UI.

Christ. Its not even difficult.
I don't think it's malicious, it's just pure sloth, why have to care when people will stay pay for shit and you'll make money anyways?
It's a symptom of the gaming community at large being actual fucking niggercattle who would take being stabbed in the balls if there was enough crack being injected into their veins at the same time.
 
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