Team Fortress 2 - Hat Fortress 2: America's #1 War-themed Hat Simulator

[Star Classic]

As it turns out, Uncle Dane is on record saying "Nigga" and typing in Ebonics in a pick up game back in 2014. Pretty much the exact same thing that people ride Zesty's ass about.

Uncle Dane Slurs.TF

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TF2 Center Lobby

That's right. After years of banning people for saying no-no words on the internet, it turns out Dane was a big fat hypocrite the entire time. Whodduh thunk?

the fact that they didn't get on him sooner for going hard R in that one Idubbbz rap baffles me. They couldn't even go for the easy meat.

 

[dogs 4 breakfast]

Is anybody ready for new shitty halloween maps and contracts with worthless hats for Scream Fortress? I sure am, since I enjoy getting fucked five different ways because some random F2P soldier grabbed a crit pumpkin.
(I'm still waiting on that MVM update)

I'm ready to idle to get my crate worth 0.06 cents because all the cosmetics will be trash garbage. Realistically I'm just going to keep playing on community servers that will run the new maps maybe twice and then never again. I still am hyped for maybe new aussies but I'm full of copium.

 

[Conan]

oh yeah it's been a month since the supposed mvm update was supposed to drop. can't wait to see them backpedal and roll mvm into halloween when they said they'd be two separate updates

 

[Enward Cullen]

That's right. After years of banning people for saying no-no words on the internet, it turns out Dane was a big fat hypocrite the entire time. Whodduh thunk?

His closest associate is a youtube burnout whose most famous moment is going 'Say Nigger' on video, he's in good company for that exact kind of hypocrisy.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

The unwashed masses don't play spy.

We are a higher caste of people, spy bros.

 

[Manwithdaplan]

What are some comfy cozy community servers in EU? Not skial or troontopia bullshit

 

[They were once men]

Is anybody ready for new shitty halloween maps and contracts with worthless hats for Scream Fortress? I sure am, since I enjoy getting fucked five different ways because some random F2P soldier grabbed a crit pumpkin.

I'd rather valve add a small amount of maps THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING PLAYTEST instead of a troth of slop maps that people will play just to get their contracts finished. Oh and I can't wait for some more emporuimslop cosmetics that will be listed on the steam community market for like £0.03

 

[dogs 4 breakfast]

I think this is the place for this to go. It's a classic style gmod tf2 animation.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

how would you fix this weapon?

 

[piombo]

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how would you fix this weapon?

decrease the damage penalty from -25% to -10%, unlike the airstrike you're not increasing the amount of rockets you have on the tube (and well, you don't have the rof increase of the airstrike) and the damage penalty is still noticeable enough to not make it an upgrade from the stock rocket launcher

 

[The Wise Shaman]

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how would you fix this weapon?

Revert all changes made to it.



If I wanted to use a rocket launcher with a bigger clip, I would just use the Air Strike instead. Even on land with 4 rockets, it's still a better weapon than the current Liberty Launcher.

 

[Big Lenny]

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how would you fix this weapon?

-25% base damage
+25% clip size
Speed of soldier is added to the speed of the rocket
Increased damage based on speed of rocket, capping off at 140% of base RL

 

[Medic]

I think this is the place for this to go. It's a classic style gmod tf2 animation. https://youtube.com/watch?v=YCkdFfJYUFo

12:44 Is my favorite part for obvious reasons.

 

[Conan]

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how would you fix this weapon?

Deals critical damage to enemy spies, snipers, and scouts.
+80% projectile speed
+50% clip size
Spies, snipers, and scouts hit by this weapon receive a jarate effect until they leave the server
-5% damage to buildings
No random critical hits

 

[Anonymou]

how would you fix this weapon?

It doesn't need fixing. Literally OP to run it with a shotgun.

 

[NeonFlux]

Regardless of how shitty current year seasonal event maps/cosmetics are, it's always cozy going back to the good backlog of christmas/halloween maps each year. 1 months of spells, micspamming halloween music/movies and 1 month of winter maps, randoms micspamming christmas music/movies is always kino. That's something the trannies can't take away from me.

Christmas and Halloween in general seem like they're immune to being pozzed unlike the other holidays.

 

[Jones Kaczynski]

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how would you fix this weapon?

Give it way more self-blast resistance.

 

[The Gyaru]

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how would you fix this weapon?

Add bleed.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

personally i think the launcher should have more knockback on hit, this would make it a better harassment tool and enable the reserve shooter which is hard to use with its reduced damage,
i think they could remove the clip size because that feels like a cope they thought up so they wouldn't have to renege on the damage penalty.
but to push it in the direction of a support weapon would make sense and make it more of a unique weapon.
that or just make it as it was at launch,

 

[Shoresy]

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how would you fix this weapon?

Remove it from the game.