Talk to Phil thread - Hey Phil I know you read the farms so...

[naught]

Will you ever do another cooking show?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Will you ever do another cooking show?

Phil has already shown us everything he knows how to cook.

Please ignore every time he talks about cooking different things for dinner.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil has already shown us everything he knows how to cook.

Please ignore every time he talks about cooking different things for dinner.

it's not so much cooking as it is putting something into a pot and turning on the heat or arranging something onto a cookie and stick it in the oven.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil has already shown us everything he knows how to cook.

Please ignore every time he talks about cooking different things for dinner.

*BEEEEEEEEEEELCH* Cooking is for my woman *thumbs asshole*, the wife. *Snorts*

Got man things to do like drink beer gin in the manoffice, make fart jokes, play videogames for children, watch wrestling, and bustin balls doing overtime at my job. Maybe play fetch with the son.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Phil you’re gonna die penniless and alone you fat gouty fag. Eventually the paypiggies will go away, or one thing will lead to another, and before you can even say “WHAT HAPPENED?” you’ll be working at an AMC movie theater asking people whether or not they wanna upgrade to the large popcorn.

I’ll be waiting, and I’m gonna make sure you layer that butter good for me.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

I want to ask a legit question. Why do you self-censor yourself, Phillip? Certain days you will say "effing" and then "fucking" right after that. Is it because you're catering to a group of children or is naughty-naughty language not permitted in the Burnell household? It's okay Phil you dont have to answer it here but I expect a response on tomorrow's prestream

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil you’re gonna die penniless and alone you fat gouty fag. Eventually the paypiggies will go away, or one thing will lead to another, and before you can even say “WHAT HAPPENED?” you’ll be working at an AMC movie theater asking people whether or not they wanna upgrade to the large popcorn.

I’ll be waiting, and I’m gonna make sure you layer that butter good for me.

Hahaha you moron! They have a station set up so people can put the butter on by themselves. You are such a kid.

 

[gh0stzero]

Please Phil take Kat to a dentist and get her the treatment she needs.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hey phillypoopies, you might just outlast this website but none of us have declared bankruptcy over whaling on a shittymobile phone game. You let a hot piece of ass get away so you can crank your polish sausage to last gen graphics.
People who suck dick for crack have more respectability than what you have done the last ten years.

 

[naught]

Did you ever get mad at your detractors who sent messages where they recommended exorcism movie's to your adult gf? as she seemed visibly upset.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phillypoopies, you are a fag. Just give into it. You want your asshole filled with hot cum, all day, everyday.
You like dick more than I love nicotine and that's a serious dick addiction.

 

[Zebedee]

Does Kat peg you during sexy times?

I must know.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil, you are so beyond busted with Wwe champions. Admit it on stream. Admit you've been taking people's disability checks to spend money on this stupid shit.
If and when Twitch shuts down and even grandmas are talking shit about it on Facebook, they will lump what you did into the stories.

Hoda Kotb will spend 3 seconds on the Today show saying you jerked off in front of children after spending 40 seconds on Pokimane and all the fart faced anchors will marvel at how stupid the whole streamer thing was in general.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Hey Phil, how does it feel that you have a thread dedicated to you and your stupidity?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil, I admire your sheer dedication to digital cock. Not even hypersexualized, flanderized fictional characters such as Charlie Harper have gone to these lengths to obtain access to real, actual genitalia of their choice.
You motherfucker. What are we at, about $110k for wwe champions? You love cyberdick more than a hobo loves maddog 2020.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Hey Phil! Longtime fan since I first saw you playing ET on Atari back in 1488. Love your content, it's really changed my life in a positive and interactive way. Just wanted to ask if next time you get chargebacks if you could state the screen names that did it so I can see how much they tipped I can ignore their messages when I watch your youtube videos.

Keep up the good work, and remember to never let the haters stop you.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Hey Phil, even if you were honest that you think amount of money = how much your fans are enjoying it, if two people donate 100 bucks each and that’s all you get why does that mean everyone is enjoying your streams?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hey Phil,,why didn't you sue for Warner Brothers using your likeness in "Pinky and the Brain"?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hey Phil I've got a coding job on a new game, lemme know what you think

 

[Wurstbrot]

Hey Phil! Longtime fan since I first saw you playing ET on Atari back in 1488. Love your content, it's really changed my life in a positive and interactive way. Just wanted to ask if next time you get chargebacks if you could state the screen names that did it so I can see how much they tipped I can ignore their messages when I watch your youtube videos.

Keep up the good work, and remember to never let the haters stop you.

Hey Phil. When will you register that pahsitive messages like those exist to mock you, because you invented this hilarious narrative which can't possibly be applied to your "work"? You know sarcasm, right?