Talk to Phil thread - Hey Phil I know you read the farms so...

[Full Race Replay]

I just realized you’re still tweeting about your burger 10 days after it was received.

I just wanted to say you are a total bitch.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

“Mr Burnell, this is Reginald Twatworth of the Burger King ‘whiny little bitch’ division of customer relations.
We have received your complaint, and via your request you will receive 65.9 Hulk Hogan peenershards into your Scopely Wwe champions account.
I have also enclosed, free of charge a referral to an endocrinologist so that you may receive testosterone replacement therapy and perhaps you will release the sand from your vagina.”

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I am quite frankly tired of you throwing out the same quotes from the comic books you've read 20 years ago that you think are "deep". Therefore, I've compiled a short list of pertinent, meaningful, robust and flavorful quotes from Roman philosophers you can now spout at your viewers, that way you can show off how much of an intelligent and educated Itahlien man you are.

"Not for ourselves alone are we born."
"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others."
"Though silence is not necessarily an admission, it is not a denial, either."
"Life is nothing without friendship."
"A room without books is like a body without soul."
~Cicero

"Rule your mind or it will rule you."
"Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work."
"Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled."
~Horatius

"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts."
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one."
"Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
"Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life."
~Marcus Aurelius

"It is not the man who has little, but the man who desires more, that is poor."
"We suffer more often in imagination than in reality."
"He who indulges in empty fears earns himself real fears."
"For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them."
~Seneca the Younger

Sound good? Fair enough? Alright.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I am quite frankly tired of you throwing out the same quotes from the comic books you've read 20 years ago that you think are "deep". Therefore, I've compiled a short list of pertinent, meaningful, robust and flavorful quotes from Roman philosophers you can now spout at your viewers, that way you can show off how much of an intelligent and educated Itahlien man you are.

"Not for ourselves alone are we born."
"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others."
"Though silence is not necessarily an admission, it is not a denial, either."
"Life is nothing without friendship."
"A room without books is like a body without soul."
~Cicero

"Rule your mind or it will rule you."
"Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work."
"Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled."
~Horatius

"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts."
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one."
"Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
"Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life."
~Marcus Aurelius

"It is not the man who has little, but the man who desires more, that is poor."
"We suffer more often in imagination than in reality."
"He who indulges in empty fears earns himself real fears."
"For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them."
~Seneca the Younger

Sound good? Fair enough? Alright.

But for him, it was Tuesday.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hey Phil, how do these pictures make you feel?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Ver archivo adjunto 2717877Ver archivo adjunto 2717880Hey Phil, how do these pictures make you feel?

My guess is confused. The face of the love of his life on the icky body of a female....so very confusing.

 

[WaveBreak]

Ver archivo adjunto 2717877Ver archivo adjunto 2717880Hey Phil, how do these pictures make you feel?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Hey, Phil. Brain dead idiot here again. I know you're sweating because you need more pixels of sweaty men, but have you thought about fulfilling that 10 year plan you made to your mom? I know lying is in your pig nature, but your mom? Don't you want to make mama Burnell proud to go "That's my son! He's a successful man!" instead of the lie she has to spew to her friends back in that ghetto called Bridgeport? What are you going to do when your parents actually die? Are you going to blow your inheritance on WWE Champions? Are you going to try to take your cousin to court because your parents might leave her something? Are you jealous of your former drug addicted cousin that made something of herself? Be honest, Dave. Oh, wait....

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Cope or seethe, it’s up to you, Phil!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Dear Phil,

You suck at feeding your addiction, and you deserve for it to walk out on your dumb ass just like Leanna did. The bigger whales are better fit for that account of yours, much like the black guy at the gym that's banging your wife. Letting your ego rule you has ripped everything else you value from you, you fucking moron. You're incompetent even at being a scumbag.

Sincerely, The Goutburglar

P.S.: Tell MidFirst I said hi, and good luck.

 

[Lando Griffin]

Surprised Boogie1488 doesn't have his own dedicated lolcow cults sub forum. Know for a fact that he lurks here.

 

[Hey Beter]

Hi Phil Im new here, but you should do more funny stuff its a little sad right now

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Hey, Phil!

Have you thought about actually going outside and touching grass? I know you don't have time for friends, because of your work schedule, but have you thought about just saying "I'm going to take a me day.", hop in the shower, put on pants that don't say Zelda on it, and a clean shirt and just drive somewhere? Honestly, have you? Because, to be fair, a lot of us detractors have careers, jobs, etc...Have you honestly given it any thought?

Or, as you scared you might run into your Asian neighbors and you get flashbacks of getting your ass handed in the FGC, or Jaha coming out of the shadows and doing the world a favor? C'mon, Phil. Go outside, get some fresh air, and hopefully that fresh Seattle air can cheer you up.

 

[FoxVirus]

I know this question was asked some time ago. We need a 2022 update:

What's your favorite gin brand?

 

[DukeMorty]

I know this question was asked some time ago. We need a 2022 update:

What's your favorite gin brand?

I think he mentioned that in a few videos. He loves tanqueray gin and has shown it in his vlogs with Pandalee.