Szechuan sauce salt - Rick and Morty nerds are pissed

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I'm 100% sure R&M has a huge rate of autist in its fanbase, this event confirmed it. There's no way someone sane would drive around for hours to go to each McDonalds near his house just to get a fucking sauce. The same sauce you can make with fress ingredients, from your local grocery store (helping the local economy and not an international business), would have cost less than the gas you would have used to go around all the MacDiabetes + the price of the menu or whatever it was bundled with.
 
Southern Belle dijo:
Figured I'd screencap it so nobody ha to actually go there to read it.
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I'll transcribe that for you:

Dear suckers valued customers,

Wubba lubba dub dub! Looks like shit got a little squanchy today, but we at McDonalds want you to know that we value your "burger time!" Rikki Tikki Tavi, bitch! Since you showed so much enthusiasm we're making sure you won't be waiting a hundred years and nine more seasons for more of that sweet Szechuan sauce, returning this winter (with a side of PICKLE RICK!!!!).

And that's the waaaaaaaaay the news goes. Love, McDonalds.
 
What are the going to do when their cartoon gets cancelled? Hold the CEO of Time Warner hostage?
 
IceGray dijo:
This is the new Minions fad?
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Seems to be way worse. Minions were just a passing fad for children and bugmen. This cartoon seems to have attracted a volatile faux intellectual autistic fanbase.

Who wants to help me make a Rick & Morty themed IQ test app & website?
 
K-7 dijo:
I'm 100% sure R&M has a huge rate of autist in its fanbase, this event confirmed it. There's no way someone sane would drive around for hours to go to each McDonalds near his house just to get a fucking sauce. The same sauce you can make with fress ingredients, from your local grocery store (helping the local economy and not an international business), would have cost less than the gas you would have used to go around all the MacDiabetes + the price of the menu or whatever it was bundled with.
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"It's not about the sauce! It's about coming together as fans!!!!!" (Or something.)
 
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rick-and-Morty-Authentic-McDonalds-Szechuan-Sauce-/132347818888

I like to image someone took out a mortgage or a student loan for this.

Oh and it's now at $17,200 dollars and 93 bids.
 
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Jesus, how retarded are people nowadays? Causing a near-riot because they couldn't get fucking mcnugget sauce?
 
robobobo dijo:
I think that bottle was a fresh batch. If I understand correctly, McDonalds made a few of those big bottles of the stuff and auctioned them off for charity or whatever a month or so ago.
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Good to know. I imagined some dude leaving a bottle of food service goo in his garage, next to the anti-freeze and turpentine, for two decades.
 
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