Szechuan sauce salt - Rick and Morty nerds are pissed

[CatParty]

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I'm on mobile and my phone is dying but I'm surprised this thread hasn't popped up.

Mcdonalds announced they were running a special promo on October 7th for their new chicken tenders and szechuan sauce was included in the deal. The one caveat being the supply was going to be extremely limited.

Rick and Morty fans missed this memo and are pissed, with a few going full exceptional individual and demanding legal action (see attached image).

I don't see this thread lasting too long, but the wounds are still fresh. Dig in!

The solution is to be in McDonalds everyday, preferably replacing kebabs who can't ring up simple motherfucking orders.

Wouldn't their hero Rick actually so the tiniest bit of research, set a Google alert, make phone calls, I dunno...be a fucking adult

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

Mark my words, the fandom will be dead by the time S4 comes ala S5 of My Little Pony

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Riots and ranting galore from the intellectuals of society.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_HboVYEkWw

Spoiler: More Salt

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rr_OofNE9XYhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=KNyowu3wdmAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=z41-dyGUAIM[MEDIA=vidme]o9JNC[/MEDIA]

Literally what society has been reduced to-- a ton of turbo autistists screeching about some mass produced garbage that tastes nothing like the original, which costs less and tastes better.

 

[AnOminous]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hnu9wLNeTHIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=wD0Qfbx2efAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=PfRkhEMuyp4https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkAeukCo7Uhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=kFFVbsaJ934https://youtube.com/watch?v=irKE3Gj0Wp8https://youtube.com/watch?v=E3eFZD9V1wMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-0SqrpV1-18

Why don't any of the people in these videos ever fucking bathe? These are the filthiest, most disgusting, people I have ever seen who never take a shower and they're obviously covered in their own disgusting grease.

 

[AprilRains]

Would've been smarter to post it in that thread regardless.
It's still relevant

You should make a bunch of angry memes about this.

Salt must flow.

 

[KM 749]

They have an entire subreddit dedicated to this: /r/SzechuanSauceSeekers/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SzechuanSauceSeekers/

Of course, there are enough indignant posters and aggressive memes on the original Rick and Morty subreddit.

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Police were called over at some Mcdonalds.

https://www.theguardian.com/busines...r-mcdonalds-rick-and-morty-promotion-heats-up

 

[GloriousScarf]

Imagine being a real "adult" and actually picking up your phone, sitting through an automated menu, waiting for some poor soul making minimum wage to pick up the phone and listen to you talk about your meme-sauce and how you'll never purchase a specific type of garbage fast food ever again.

I honestly can't imagine being this low in life.

This is a whole new level of exceptionalism.
I watched some of the videos posted and these are adults, real, honest to god grown up humans behaving like this. Bring on the nuclear war.

 

[KM 749]

 

[nyess]

oh hey imagine that, a promotional sauce from an overrated and shitty fast food joint really wasn't that good imagine that

These idiots are proof that all the snarky enlightenment they think they've uncovered will never trounce corporate advertisement

 

[Hyperion]

I guess Tyce got his wish finally because an army of angry gamers is overthrowing McDonalds. #mccafe

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

This is one of those things that's so fucking retarded that I can't even derive pleasure from watching the chaos unfold. It's like stampeding shoppers during Black Friday. I wince at this, and weep for humanity.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I'm having flashbacks to the Teeny-Beanie promotion.

 

[vertexwindi]

Mare...juice?

 

[_blank_]

I especially enjoy how a lot of the R&M sperg-fanbase tend to fit into the "smug atheist" mindset, and yet here they are, working themselves into some r.etarded near-religious fervor over a fucking cartoon and an offhanded rant from their central cartoon idol about fast food sludge.

 

[KM 749]

I especially enjoy how a lot of the R&M sperg-fanbase tend to fit into the "smug atheist" mindset, and yet here they are, working themselves into some r.etarded near-religious fervor over a fucking cartoon and an offhanded rant from their central cartoon idol about fast food sludge.

"Haha, I am above the influence of all the other phony media that spreads the shallow lies of religion and consumerism. I am intelligent and nilhistic, with a wicked sense of humor"

"I'm in line to pick up some chemically manufactured McDonald's Szechuan sauce! Wubba luuba dub dub!" What, I didn't get my limited distribution media-promoted sauce?

"Everybody boycott McDonald's now! NOW is the time to break from our previous (unacknowlwdged) consumerism! Swarm their minimum wage employees with seething rage and flip off their signs like bees! Their attack upon the R&M hivemind will not go unpunished!

 

[breadandcircuses]

You know, you can make a good approximation to the szechuan sauce by mixing sweet'n'sour with the Tangy BBQ.

 

[CIA Nigger]

My favorite part is they got into a fight all across the USA all for essentially glorified soy sauce:

 

[Uncle Warren]

There is enough sugar in that recipe to fucking kill someone. Holy shit

Also the "optional" athlete smell. I feel enlightened.