🐮 Lolcow SYRSA - Tit Milking Fetishist/Game Developer

[sunflowerdenarii]

i never knew scoutelite would turn into this

 

[CaptainJerkPants]

My lady​

Deepest lore

Spoiler: slightly NSFW

 

[Bridget]

Deepest lore

That is an awesome design.

 

[BigDongWarrior]

Syrsa deleted his channel about 2 days ago. He said he wanted to move on with his life and focus more on his family. I hope he does to be honest. He was pretty upset after Unity basically halted progress on Zerahypt after the shitty update in 2020. After that he seemed to lose motivation and more trolls started appearing. He had a few streams where he got really upset at them and it almost went bad for him. All that trolling, and plus Focusing hardcore on youtube like that, and not getting anywhere with a project after 13 years, that's no way to live.

I hope he just moves on with his life and stays away from all this internet crap, it's rare to see a cow try to turn themselves around like this, so I hope he succeeds tbh. It's sad to see him go though, he was one of my favorite streamers to watch, in a world full of Egirl thots and generic run of the mill streamers, Syrsa was really something cool and unique. Not everyone can handle it though.

 

[Harold Penisman]

Looks like he has a new channel. Nothing too interesting, but he does stream on it occasionally.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDvkoq1MAFJs5OU2-eK-z0w

Honestly hoping the dude is doing better. But in one of the vids there is a shot of a large pile of empty beer bottles on his kitchen table.

He was pretty upset after Unity basically halted progress on Zerahypt after the shitty update in 2020.

Took a quick look at the zerahypt fourms. Looks like there are some fans wanting to port the game to the new version of unity. However I am not aware of it making any progress.

 

[Big Merv]

Syrsa seems to have returned to regular uploads. Today he put out new music/art. The description implies he had a falling-out with Mookenstein, that one person who was simping hard for him earlier in the thread.

Interesting fact: The girl in green and red is a character of a friend I once had, but they are now long gone. Inspiration credit goes to them; I hope you are feeling well.

He also seems to be taking inspo from that giant daikon creature in Spirited Away. Of course, it has enormous tits. I won't bother archiving the song itself since it's pretty much the same stuff he always makes, but here's the pic.

Spoiler: Tomb Mothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNyCUz_9NFU

He also uploaded this video the other day, where he spends several minutes darting his eyes around while wearing standard autist gamer uniform of ugly headset and no shirt.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n9oIP66BIQ

He also still seems to be upset about the Vinesauce thing, he made a video with a caricature of Vinny and all sorts of weird retching/farting noises. Of course he couldn't help but include a tit monster too. This one's a few months old and may have been posted earlier in the thread, sorry if it was and I missed it.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5or7nqYVrI

edit: forgot the link to the last video

 

[Harold Penisman]

He also still seems to be upset about the Vinesauce thing, he made a video with a caricature of Vinny and all sorts of weird retching/farting noises. Of course he couldn't help but include a tit monster too. This one's a few months old and may have been posted earlier in the thread, sorry if it was and I missed it.

Spoiler

syrsavinny.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5or7nqYVrI

I actually remember that pic. It was some fanart he made for Vinny's Tomotachi life stream. The tit monster is supposed to be a Klingon.

Taking a look at the vinebooru, the pic was made about a week or two before Vinny streamed Zerahypt.

 

[Harold Penisman]

Looks like Benjamin has fallen asleep during a 9 hour long live stream, and has been snoring for about 2 hours now.

Sleep tight syrs

 

[Big up Liquid Richard]

So, some funny shit happened (or has been happening for the past few years, really, nobody just bothered to document it) and I may be able to procure one of Benjamin's recent chimpout streams where he displays the full spectrum of autism emotion trying to wrestle ownership of a fucking Discord server (which he previously left in a drunken rage) from one of his admins.

@SYRSA You're reading this, you dumb faggot lol. Next time, put that box cutter to better use!

 

[Harold Penisman]

So, some funny shit happened (or has been happening for the past few years, really, nobody just bothered to document it) and I may be able to procure one of Benjamin's recent chimpout streams where he displays the full spectrum of autism emotion trying to wrestle ownership of a fucking Discord server (which he previously left in a drunken rage) from one of his admins.

@SYRSA You're reading this, you dumb faggot lol. Next time, put that box cutter to better use!

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I would love to try and document the shenanigans he gets up to on stream. But they are just so fucking boring. Most of it is him getting drunk and rambling about stuff he did 10+ years ago.

 

[Big up Liquid Richard]

Okay, so yt-dlp is throttling fucking hard - I'm talking 15kbps with dips to 3 - when I try to download any of his streams, which are 3-9 (!!!) hours of mostly dead air. Sorry, no.

I do have a couple saved, but clipping them will take significant time. So instead of full streams' worth of clips, this will be a series of posts.

Spoiler: Trivia

Having exited the trainwreck that was his community in like 2018, I get occasional updates from current members who still lurk the associated discord servers. For the last ~3 years he apparently has been busy trying to wrestle ownership of one such server from ex-zerahypt.net (now-defunct forum centered around Zerahypt, his perpetually-developed "universe simulator" thing) mods/admins who double as tard wranglers, jerking off to femboys and destroying his liver.

His very own goddamn mother was present in the main server when I was still around, mind you. They know he draws shit like this. It's utterly baffling.

On the note of his family: they had to perform an intervention at least once due to Ben's worsening alcoholism. This is according to his own words, so a grain of salt here would be appropriate.

Spoiler: Bonus pics

What a trustworthy-looking individual.


Sadly, he did not deliver.

I may be a sperg, but I'm not going to kill myself. Asshole.

To reiterate:


bro.

Spoiler: Clippy clips; volume warning

Sadly I have no fucking idea when the following stream happened. Only a part of it was recorded by the dude who sent it.

1. Ongoing feud. One of the mods said the following:


Syrsa responds with:

He does have a tendency of saying dumbass shit like this.

2. Funny sperging in Swedish (LOUD towards the end):

Saying something to the effect of "The server is MINE!!!", very aggressively.

3. Shit-eating grin: ENGAGE

The drama is incredibly fucking gay but Syrsa was too spectacularly retarded and full of himself to not include the clip. Just making shit up on the fly to get his way, lol.

4. CHIMPOUT: ENGAGE (LOUD)

I'll try to pick clips where he spergs the most from now on, or we'll be here all day.

5. HUMANS!!!!!!!! (fokken loud)

That'll be it for right now; I've spent over an hour fucking with kdenlive and let me tell you, it is NOT user-friendly.

 

[Cnidarian]

What makes him an "inactive" - which I thought was an euphemism - cow if he's still alive and active?

 

[Toolbox]

What makes him an "inactive" - which I thought was an euphemism - cow if he's still alive and active?

I think the inactive label was applied when he really wasn't active anymore, but I'm not sure how long that lasted. He's mostly just boring, a cow in lifestyle but he just streams boring crap, there's tens of thousands of people who do that. Sure, he's got his game project, but the community around that seems practically deceased, and he seems to add to it so slowly that it's not really worth following either.

That said he's still more interesting than a lot of people who have threads here, and the label probably should be removed because it's plainly inaccurate. In his own words -

er, word.

To really rub in how little has been done with his game, compare this clip to this Vinesauce lets play from nearly a decade ago.

Game looks the same yet seems to even run worse than it used to, that or Syrsa has a potato pc.

 

[Harold Penisman]

Just tuned into a Syrsa stream where he got drunk during a discord call and fell off his bed.

0:24

Sleep tight syrs


After this, he fell asleep for a couple hours on stream. He then woke up and started walking around his apartment throwing stuff away, and throwing cans around his apartment.

Baldspot coming in nicely toobz.

 

[CYNICAL SISSEH]

Mfer looks like he's at 1 hp every stream.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Just tuned into a Syrsa stream where he got drunk during a discord call and fell off his bed.

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Sleep tight syrs
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After this, he fell asleep for a couple hours on stream. He then woke up and started walking around his apartment throwing stuff away, and throwing cans around his apartment.
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Baldspot coming in nicely toobz.

So that's what he's become, huh?

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Now aint this thread a blast from the past.

Is he still doing fart fetish stuff?

 

[Bridget]

He deleted his discord server, started a stream where people asked why he did, he larped with his god complex about things needing to end and now everyone must come to him on his channel if they want to chat or see his art, then threw a melty as more people came in and asked why he deleted the server. A few people were asking about his art and such but one guy was continually asking him about the server and grilling him on it until he ragequit.

 

[Harold Penisman]

He deleted his discord server, started a stream where people asked why he did, he larped with his god complex about things needing to end and now everyone must come to him on his channel if they want to chat or see his art, then threw a melty as more people came in and asked why he deleted the server. A few people were asking about his art and such but one guy was continually asking him about the server and grilling him on it until he ragequit.

I managed to tune into his stream right after he deleted his server. And found the exact incident that caused him to give up and delete his server. It was just some dude who joined voice and said some dumb shit and left. This angered him to the point that he deleted the server he (correct me if I am wrong) threatened to kill himself over not having ownership of prior.

1:48

2:52

Bonus assortment of clips of him getting micspammed. And yes, he is actually bald now!

As he still checks this thread (I know you do Ben), he saw my previous post showcasing his enormous baldspot. So he decided to show the trolls who's boss by cutting it all off.

0:27

Also on a side note. He mentioned in one of these streams that he barely bathes. And had shown on stream that parts of his feet had began to turn black. (Un)fortunately I did not archive this.

 

[Bridget]

Oh I've got those from a server.

He also has utterly black rims to his nails because he thinks it looks cool and it had to be explained to him that it's grease and dirt that's compacted.