Disaster Swedish Company asks Customers to pee on their Ad

https://www.theguardian.com/busines...his-ad-to-check-for-pregnancy-and-a-crib-deal

Ikea, the Swedish homeware giant, has come up with a novel way to get would-be parents streaming through the doors to the company’s cavernous outlets – a magazine advert for baby cribs that doubles as a pregnancy test.

Ikea is encouraging the possibly pregnant to pee on the ad in its latest catalogue, the paper of which contains similar technology to a pregnancy test. If the test is positive, then the ad reveals a special discounted price on cribs.

 

[Positron]

What's next? A DNA test that entitles you to free home makeover if either parent is kebab?

[Urine is sterile] until it comes in contact with air.

No.

 

[Medicated]

https://www.theguardian.com/busines...his-ad-to-check-for-pregnancy-and-a-crib-deal

And if you wear the catalogue as a panty liner, you get a discount on tampons! (disclaimer: we will not accept catalogues from women dropping pants in-store)

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Urine a lot of trouble if you use someone else's piss to get the discount.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

No.

According to the Internet, the first thing you want to do is pee on your wound.

Even if piss was sterile you wouldn't want to fucking do that.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Kiwifarms, where a post about urine sterility results in implied fetishes, how gross urine is, and puns related to urine.

Rest in piss, you dicks.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Funny. Denmark had this campaign going, in which proven pregnancy during a vacation knocked off a bit of the price.

Guess having Swedes piss on a piece of paper and give it to strangers closely resembles the difference in humanity between the two countries.

 

[drtoboggan]

Funny. Denmark had this campaign going, in which proven pregnancy during a vacation knocked off a bit of the price.

Guess having Swedes piss on a piece of paper and give it to strangers closely resembles the difference in humanity between the two countries.

Both cultures are borked.

 

[Positron]

Both cultures are borked.

They are encouraging Kebabs to reproduce.

 

[Keystone]

As they say in Sweden, السويد نعم!

 

[Foltest]

God damnit.

 

[Y2K Baby]

They should make one where ur farts tell if ur pregnant, But as a joke, haha. Please bring me to Sweden.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

(disclaimer: we will not accept catalogues from women dropping pants in-store)

We may, however, still offer them discounts.

 

[Inklings]

What's next? A DNA test that entitles you to free home makeover if either parent is kebab?


No.

I have never heard of the idea of pissing on a wound...

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

They should make one where ur farts tell if ur pregnant, But as a joke, haha. Please bring me to Sweden.

but girls don't do that?

 

[Y2K Baby]

but girls don't do that?

Prove.

 

[Male Idiot]

Are you pregnant? Sweden yes!