Supporters' Status Giveaway - A giveaway? Chicks love those!

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I'm in. Here's a picture I downloaded and saved for some reason:

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Moose? Kittens? Puppies? Fucking amateurs.

Behold! A fawn cleaning a kitten.

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or how about nuzzling?

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In all seriousness though, either @JoonTroon or @Rumpled Foreskin should probably win if were aiming to make you laugh. That was pretty fucking funny.
 
Willing to back hack the net for this status. I'd buy it myself, but my paren.. My roommates watch my finances pretty closely. If you don't choose me.. Well, you'll have made a VERY powerful enemy today. Good day to you.

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Willing to back hack the net for this status. I'd buy it myself, but my paren.. My roommates watch my finances pretty closely. If you don't choose me.. Well, you'll have made a VERY powerful enemy today. Good day to you.

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A cat, a Hannibal name, and you threatened me. We have a contender!
 
I am a jew and therefore deserve this without having to part with my shekels

Did you forget already silly? You're going to a nice Jewish boy camp this summer. You're not going to have internet where you go, and wouldn't even use the new shiny forums. I think this song was playing in the online brochure. Sounded like a good time.

 
A cat, a Hannibal name, and you threatened me. We have a contender!
To sweeten the deal, willing to send you my entire Hannibal season 4 fan fiction. Excerpt:

Starling approaches the last cell slowly, the click of her sensible shoes echo down the dark hallway. Barney had placed a chair for her in front of his cell. She stands beside it, suddenly aware of her heartbeat, hoping that he wouldn't notice as well.

"It's good to see you again, Clarise." He speaks, and steps forward from the shadows. Echoes again.

"I wish I could say the same.." Starling says. Crawfords warnings flash across her mind.
"Mr. Graham..."

Reverse slow tracking shot down hallway.

Fade to black.
Credits roll to Trampled by Turtles cover of "Where is my mind?"
 
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