Super Smash Bros.

[REGENDarySumanai]

I do wish that there was a remix of E1M1 that came with the Doom Slayer costume, but that's what mods are for.

 

[The Marauder]

I love how wrong so many of you losers are. Now we wait for the Waluigi announce. Still one spot left on the roster screen.

I was genuinely expecting them to announce Waluigi. Even though nobody in the entire world actually wants him in the game unironically.

 

[Sundae]

While not the character I was hoping for (my fingers were crossed for Crash) it's good to see how Sora's inclusion has made so many people happy.

Between Banjo & Kazooie in the first DLC wave and Ridley and Incineroar in the base game, the characters I wanted most in the game got in, so I'm good.

Honestly I'm more disappointed that with this being the last DLC character, that means no more salt/memes for new fighters.

I am legit so fucking happy they actually got doom guy in as a mii fighter. HE LOOKS GOOD! he doesn't look like a shitty mii, they just shrunk his ass!

I'm just glad Doom Slayer is in the game, even if it's just as a Mii costume.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Because apparently the fighters pass being a "Celebration of gaming" was misinterpreted, as apparently Nintendo/Sakurai thinks the only genres of games that exist are JRPGs, platformers, and fighting games. You know those two characters that were in games that defined and borderline created new super popular genres? Yeah just make them Mii fighters, gotta get my Disney™ advertisement game MC in the game instead.

Spoiler: In other words

HEY HEY HEY KINGDOM HEARTS IS GAY Ver archivo adjunto 2599242

It's nice to see the salt-a-flowin' but I'd prefer to get some outside of this thread.

 

[Just_a_Bored_Guy]

I thought we realized "no more anime swords" was dumb fan code for "no more Fire Emblem characters" when Sephiroth was announced.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I thought we realized "no more anime swords" was dumb fan code for "no more Fire Emblem characters" when Sephiroth was announced.

I just assumed it was short for "I am a dumb faggot"

 

[The Lawgiver]

I fucking love that doomguy's a mii gunner. the moveset works for him and it's funny seeing him at the same height as Mario.

Sora was what was the most predictable thing cause square enix sword guy BUT UNLIKE THE FIRE EMBLEM SWORD GUYS the square enix ones tend to have really interesting gimmicks instead of being "marth but one or 2 different moves" I'd rather have that than fucking Byleth with his broke ass knockback launch attacks at low percentage that suck the fun out of the game for me when I'm fighting as him or against anyone that's using him. People will be fucking LIVID over sora having a dash air recovery gimmick thing like they got mad over meta knight's gliding mechanics in brawl.

I was genuinely expecting them to announce Waluigi. Even though nobody in the entire world actually wants him in the game unironically.

I want him unironically... wah...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Just meteor Sora in the middle of his air dash.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Now if you like Sora thats fine, he looks fun to play and sakurai clearly put a lot of heart into making him.
That being said I have never liked Kingdom Hearts. It's a very reddit game.
-Crossover series
-Disney series
-Nostalgia bait
-The Power of Friendship-tier story and writing
I mean come on. It's not that good. I'll never get the hype.

 

[Ravana]

The only thing that bums me out about Sora's inclusion is the music's a bit lacking

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only thing that bums me out about Sora's inclusion is the music's a bit lacking

Nothing that mods can't fix. Get the huge music pack and Championship Edition and soon you will be able to fight Sora as Akuma.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Now if you like Sora thats fine, he looks fun to play and sakurai clearly put a lot of heart into making him.
That being said I have never liked Kingdom Hearts. It's a very reddit game.
-Crossover series
-Disney series
-Nostalgia bait
-The Power of Friendship-tier story and writing
I mean come on. It's not that good. I'll never get the hype.

I've heard its got some fun gameplay.

 

[Cubanodun]

Reminder that Disney bitched, moaned and jewed to hell and back and the only concession they gave to Nintendo was the Mickey Keychain on the Keyblade, any mention of any character of Disney was removed, no songs, no spirits no nothing , even in its dive into the heart scenario Goofy and Donald were removed and replaced with a boat and the star fruit

I wonder how much convincing Nintendo had to do to let that massive stick out of their asses

 

[Jasper2K]

Awesome for people who wanted him. But I think sora is gay lame. Thats just me tho.

 

[A Nobody]

Spoiler

Still more likely to get in than Sora.

Welp

 

[Mecha-Jerkop]

YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY CHARACTERS
YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY MATERIAL
YOU CAN NOT USE MONSTRO AS A STAGE
YOU CAN NOT USE DONALD AND GOOFY DESPITE THEIR RELEVANCE TO THE SERIES
YOU WILL NOT USE HIKARU UTADA'S SONGS
YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE THE MICKEY EMBLEM ON THE KINGDOM KEY
YOU WILL PAY US $10 MILLION DOLLARS IN ROYALTIES EVERY TIME YOU RERELEASE THE GAME

 

[The Lawgiver]

The only thing that bums me out about Sora's inclusion is the music's a bit lacking

Square Enix's DLC fighters have all been weirdly stingy with music tracks. That's not even touching on how there were initially only 2 final fantasy tracks. They could've added in the actual final boss theme for Kingdom hearts instead of the final area/dream sequence tracks that share a similar structure to the final boss theme. I mistook them as the final boss theme because that's actual battle music and the demonstration had the intense parts playing rather than the calm parts. Hell, they could've at least put the Kingdom hearts 2 miniboss/pete theme in there or the 13th struggle.
I'm thankful though that the guard armor/trickmaster theme's in there at least. Iconic early game bosses.

Reminder that Disney bitched, moaned and jewed to hell and back and the only concession they gave to Nintendo was the Mickey Keychain on the Keyblade, any mention of any character of Disney was removed, no songs, no spirits no nothing , even in its dive into the heart scenario Goofy and Donald were removed and replaced with a boat and the star fruit

I wonder how much convincing Nintendo had to do to let that massive stick out of their asses

it feels that both square and disney are just being stingy motherfuckers to both each other and Nintendo. Disney's weird clampdown on Vidya licensing is protbably why there's less crossover stuff in 3 and just a segment that's the actual literal movie scenes from frozen with the characters watching from a distance they can't even interact with the characters from. Far cry from the funny shit like KH2 where Sora is LITERALLY in the plot of Pirates of the carribean. talking to jack sparrow and shit. The only thing "disney" on sora is the mickey keychain on his keyblade and that DEFINITELY put nintendo through some form of negotiation hell with how modern disney is about branding and shit.
What fucks me up is to access one of the songs you need to buy a completely unrelated game. No other smash DLC did this.

YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY CHARACTERS
YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY MATERIAL
YOU CAN NOT USE MONSTRO AS A STAGE
YOU CAN NOT USE DONALD AND GOOFY DESPITE THEIR RELEVANCE TO THE SERIES
YOU WILL NOT USE HIKARU UTADA'S SONGS
YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE THE MICKEY EMBLEM ON THE KINGDOM KEY
YOU WILL PAY US $10 MILLION DOLLARS IN ROYALTIES EVERY TIME YOU RERELEASE THE GAME

Hallow bastion is better than Monstro, fuck monstro. I don't want to crawl around inside a whale's asshole popping cartoon parasite demons and tumors. I'm surprised they put through the effort of recreating the entirety of Hallow Bastion's exterior, down to the moving platforms and ramps and shit.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY CHARACTERS
YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY MATERIAL
YOU CAN NOT USE MONSTRO AS A STAGE
YOU CAN NOT USE DONALD AND GOOFY DESPITE THEIR RELEVANCE TO THE SERIES
YOU WILL NOT USE HIKARU UTADA'S SONGS
YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE THE MICKEY EMBLEM ON THE KINGDOM KEY
YOU WILL PAY US $10 MILLION DOLLARS IN ROYALTIES EVERY TIME YOU RERELEASE THE GAME

Nintendo pretty based tbh

 

[Marissa Moira]

>teases gamers for years
>creates multiple battle passes
>triples the amount of swordsmen
>final reveal comes up
>people hypothesizing for months
>releases another swordsman
>shits self
>doesn't explain anything
>retires

Now will the post Sakurai era be better than the Sakurai era?

 

[Grundlejungle]

kingdom hearts is a bad franchise for gay autistic retards. It is filled with fur faggots and final fantasy rejects all dressed like they just raided rob Halfords wardrobe.
Fact: literally any character would have been better, no matter how goddamn stupid (CIP, piranha plant is 10/10). I am so legitimately anti-hyped that I honest to God don't want to play the fucking game anymore.