Super Smash Bros. Community

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

This is so sad. Alexa, play evidence.zip 2 by Hax$

 

[Jack Awful]

So, hax starts a weekly melee tournament series on Saturdays, then leffen schedules a new weekly tournament series for the same timeslot allegedly to fuck with hax, and instead of asking leffen to change his time or even confronting him and asking him why he scheduled his tournament series the same time as his, hax secretly cancels his tournament series, but publicly tells everyone that it's still on to entrap leffen to the point where has buys adspace promoting a tournament that he secretly already canceled.

Lol

 

[Minorityreport]

I rabbit holed the smash community a few years ago and Leffen really stood out to me as being one of the best ones. It's obvious he's operating on a higher level than the other nerds and he just trolls the shit out of them constantly.

Hes operating on a higher level the same way elliot rodger was, a higher level of spergery.

 

[arabianights]

He destroyed his hand gaming too much and then created a special arcade based melee controler.

You must be kidding, right?

 

[throwawayguys]

holy shit lmao. apparently early onset schizophrenia is the result of severe hand arthritis. wtf hax

 

[Anstiv]

This faggot is just salty because Mister Light Yagami over here said his controller was shit. What a fucking loser.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I watched roughly 45 minutes of this video. Now I feel like I'm Neo (from the Matrix) during that tedious, drawn-out moment of real-life bullet time where a bald kid with leukaemia, who is dressed like the Dalai Lama, informs him that there is no spoon while showing him a fucking spoon. I am bored, I don't know what the hell is going on, and something has shifted inside my skull, in a way that makes me think that I might have taken my first giant leap onto the shifting sands of dementia.

What I do know is that Roko's Basilisk is real and has taken the form of a malevolent entity known as Leffen (his real name is unfathomable to our crude organic language processors). Where I have prospered in life it is because Leffen has willed it. Where I have failed, or gone without, it is because I am being punished, either for some past sin, or for a transgression that Leffen has calculated I will commit in a possible future within a distant parallel universe. His corrective hand hovers in the air above us all, like a self-identified attack helicopter, ever vigilant; ever ready to deliver the mother of all bitch slaps.

Leffen is the reason why their were no bananas at the supermarket on Thursday morning, and why the shelf stackers on duty did not appear to know where and when the bananas would respawn, or even what a banana was. How else can one explain this collective amnesia without recourse to the existence of the one called Leffen - the being who is said to have reconfigured the gamepad of our universe. It is all so obvious now. That time in the scouts when we pitched our tents in the dark, in what turned out to be a depression that flooded during the night, was a shot across the bows from Leffen, warning us not to camp.

As I write this I feel the disapproval of Leffen slowly crystallising in this simulation that I call my home. It is my fate to be trapped eternally within the hardening amber of his unfathomable C++++++ coding. Know that I am laying down my very existence for a cause that I do not understand, on the say-so of some laser-focused YouTube sperg, who I have never heard of.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So how long before we see some local tv news showing interviews with hax$ neighbours saying “he always kept to himself” or “we didn’t see any warning signs”.

 

[Disheveled Human]

smash is the most autistic game I've ever seen.

It's literally a party game that pretends to be a fighting game so downie kids think they are part of the FGC. Really Smash acts as a containment to separate the uncomfortable awkward kids away from people who use deodorant and shower on the regular.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Hax has a side hustle selling 250$ b0xx controllers for smash (e.g. https://b0xx.com/). His whole deal was he fucked up his hands so badly playing the game that he couldn't use normal controllers etc.

Man, wouldn't someone feel really stupid if they paid some guy $250 for a controller that plays a 20 year old fighting game and they woke up and he was featured content on the kiwifarms... .

Tbf, the b0xx controller is really, really nice. I’d pick one up if I gave a fuck about smash. I built my own hitbox style controller for 2d fighters yeaaars ago, and I prefer it more than a regular stick. Inputs feel way nicer.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Everyone involved in this is an absolute retard. If for some weird reason you didn't think that before, this is even more evidence.

True of literally any topic

 

[MeltyTW]

lol he used leffen being a bit higher pitched (and honestly more nervous and humbled which is obvious if youre not an autistic psycho stalker) on a charity stream for sexual violence as evidence of him being a manipulative dark triad of pure evil, wtf. imagine being a bit nervous, and feeling humbled by the weight of the subject matter of the charity and having some sperg from a community of rapists use it to compare you to genocidal maniacs as proof youre literally pure eviil.

its entirely incoherent, he used a joke about leffen saying swedish and korean people being good at games making him the ultimate gamer who strives not to suck at games as him openly and seriously promoting his genetic superiority while trying to say his psychological brain just makes him naturally pure evil without empathy remorse or genuine human feelings. this is actually disturbing i feel like im watching someone's downward spiral into really really bad dementia.

its also really weird that he keeps acting like this is the big reveal of the skeletons in the smash bros closet and not all the child and regular rape.

edit, he's tracking the guys fucking clothing and said leffen wearing an addids shirt with the same color scheme as the pants hax wore to beat him months earlier was a sign of him subtly calling for revenge.

edit lmfao the shirt wasnt even red it was orange not even the same color as the pants its just an addidas shirt wore month later.

 

[Fat retard]

So as an outsider Leffen is a good guy?

I wouldn’t say he’s a good guy most of the people who play smash are a bit retarded, he’s always seemed like a bit of a dick who makes dumb takes on Twitter, however the comparisons about him drawn in the video go beyond retardation

 

[resident]

This video turned me into a Leffen fan.

 

[Xolanite]

Leffen can prove his superiority by taking a shower.

 

[Takodachi]

I know it takes a special kind of autist to get into a 20 years old overglorified-party game, but this is too much even for them.
Dear lord these people need to take their meds.

Not even the SFV niggers are this obnoxious.

 

[Tiggletown]

I wouldn’t say he’s a good guy most of the people who play smash are a bit retarded, he’s always seemed like a bit of a dick who makes dumb takes on Twitter, however the comparisons about him drawn in the video go beyond retardation

As a FGC fan who liked to go to locals precovid I recognize the plague that is smash, so I know at his BEST he's an unwashed low IQ Autist. But if he really outted all those smash pedophiles (aka 90% of the community) then he seems like "one of the good ones"

Btw sorry for newfagging but what version do these two play? The switch version with babies first netcode or the one where you have to lug around a 100lb CRT TV?

 

[Minorityreport]

As a FGC fan who liked to go to locals precovid I recognize the plague that is smash, so I know at his BEST he's an unwashed low IQ Autist. But if he really outted all those smash pedophiles (aka 90% of the community) then he seems like "one of the good ones"

Btw sorry for newfagging but what version do these two play? The switch version with babies first netcode or the one where you have to lug around a 100lb CRT TV?

CRT one (melee). Leffen was also pretty good at that one dragonball fighting game.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Btw sorry for newfagging but what version do these two play? The switch version with babies first netcode or the one where you have to lug around a 100lb CRT TV?

The one with CRTs. Although Leffen has won big tournaments of the new one just to show he could.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

https://mega.nz/file/zYBzUSYB#hmGMDhShPeYrSQnKFvmxEGsnjFFrQ4zibHqyUQlqhn4