Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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So I've been bribing Jasper with catnip to get up on DSP's tv stand and paw at the TV. I can't make the drop tomorrow though so one of you go out to the northern part of the fence/border wall and make the deal. It's way past everyone's bed time so I forged a note from your mothers saying it was okay.
 
TheKatIsNowGone dijo:
So I've been bribing Jasper with catnip to get up on DSP's tv stand and paw at the TV. I can't make the drop tomorrow though so one of you go out to the northern part of the fence/border wall and make the deal. It's way past everyone's bed time so I forged a note from your mothers saying it was okay.
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I think I can manage it, I'll need to borrow a cart to wheel my dad's ladder there so I can get over the 2 foot tall fence though.
 
tripmix dijo:
I think I can manage it, I'll need to borrow a cart to wheel my dad's ladder there so I can get over the 2 foot tall fence though.
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I'd help, but I've only got a step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

You might want to bring some kind of rope to rappel down the other side of the fence. That kind of drop is all kinds of dangerous. Last thing we need is a kiwi down in gout territory.
 
Schmeckel dijo:
I'd help, but I've only got a step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

You might want to bring some kind of rope to rappel down the other side of the fence. That kind of drop is all kinds of dangerous. Last thing we need is a kiwi down in gout territory.
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Don't worry I'll go with broccoli. If I end up captured in gout territory I'll eat the broccoli so I don't reveal any of our secrets.
 
Now that this has been successful I've got a confession to make. I've gone alpha protocol and started my own op. I contacted Jasper behind the scenes and explained to him that the reason he got declawed was his dad made the evil veterinarian do it. He was pissed. I then instructed him that the best way to annoy his dad is to come and bother him and start chewing on the wires when he's playing games that he can't pause ahn da fly, like CoD or Street Fighter.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
Now that this has been successful I've got a confession to make. I've gone alpha protocol and started my own op. I contacted Jasper behind the scenes and explained to him that the reason he got declawed was his dad made the evil veterinarian do it. He was pissed. I then instructed him that the best way to annoy his dad is to come and bother him and start chewing on the wires when he's playing games that he can't pause ahn da fly, like CoD or Street Fighter.
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That's dangerous telling Jasper to chew on wires though. :(

Also I don't know whos socks were left behind at the last reehouse meeting but my mom washed them thinking they were mine so let me know if you lost socks.
 
TheTractor dijo:
Hey next weekend can we watch something else than the last bladerunner? Tripmix gave my back the blanket I lent him for the movie and it's all crusty.
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My stepdad says "Die Hard" is the greatest Christmas movie of them all but he also says it's only for grown-ups. Maybe he'll lend it to us when we explain to him that Christmas is for everybody!
 
I'm going to delay the Christmas Whale by putting a huge plate of tasty krill in his path
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Great job to whoever programmed those 3 month old follower bots and made them post ascii art of Phil gamerfacing, nutting scratching his leg, pictures of cocks, ass and balls, goatse, big tits, wide hips, big asses, Shrek with tits and LyteSydeBill. Also, big ups to the team in charge of fake tips.
This gay op was a great success.
 
Hey all good job tonight but don’t forget to make new bots and make them follow Phil’s channel but don’t write anything yet. so that we can get them into the follower only chats as soon as possible. And also sub and cheer with the bots so that they look like Phil’s fans
 
Operation Yellow Danger is successfull; the roadtrip to Ontario went well; the idea of dressing up Tripmix as a skimpy 8 years old girl as bait indeed worked.

The target is now in a small cage in my van; I installed a small TV facing it with old episodes of the Olson twins. It's distracting him well but the back of my van is now a cum stained mess, I'm NOT cleaning that shit.

On my way to extraction point.
 
I've broken into Phil's Wakando and installed a copy of this forum on his computer. Just ignore his complaints about his computer being "slow".
 
WHOEVER KEEPS CHANGING THE WALLPAPER ON OUR WIN 3.1 MACHINE, STOP IT NOW!

IT'S CLOUDS AND I WANT IT TO STAY CLOUDS! I WILL PULL UP THE ROPE LADDER IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN!

Also we need the new issue of Penthouse if anyone has a brother over 18.
 
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