SUPER EXCITING PURCHASE! - 8/28/2019 - (Day 71 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

[Madam Spergwell]

It's almost disgusting to watch the high she gets off of purchasing an expensive item, especially one that makes her feel like she's doing something good for her health. Like how manic she was after spending $400 on Optavia. Being fat is not the sort of problem you can just throw money at to fix. It will always require hard work and dedication to lose weight, no way around it.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

Amber is out here looking like she mines coal for a living.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Unpausing and pausing fast while those comments scroll by is super fun.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Oh cuntylynn. You already have a Fitbit. Who wants to bet she has an entire basket of smart watches collecting dust under pillow mountain

 

[UW 411]

How many fans does she need in that room? If she keeps this up, soon she'll have more fans than 'haydurs'!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her behavior is like how cattle start rutting while in line at the slaughter house.

 

[Cuck Duck]

A tombstone she got in advance
She's liveeeen for inscrimption she chose
(Which she'll say in the next video)

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Apple watches by default will pester you to get off you ass and move around every hour or so if you been just sitting. I wonder how long she’s going to put up with that before she just takes the thing off and pops into a drawer. I’m betting after the first or second charge cycle.

 

[mekalekahi]

I would like to commend Eric for standing in the doorway of the her bedroom as long as he did. I imagine it smelling like sour cheese,urine and some kind of rotten meat with a blueberry pie candle from bbw mixed in.

She bought that watch solely for the ekg aspect to replace a doctors visit lol. Just like with better help and texting a girl from Instagram about nutrition, she can be delusional from her bed! She Probably has chest pain on a regular bases so problem solved y'all!

 

[Chicken Morris]

What is the difference between Fitbit and Apple Watch? Just that you can text on Apple Watch? Why would she need bolth

 

[Pepper Jack]

According to Amber, she burns calories scratching itches and chewing gum.

The Amberlynn Reid diet plan y'all

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

This video was just another jab at the haydurs for having more money than them. She buys herself expensive crap to flaunt herself around like a peacock, trying to distract herself that she is dying slowly, but fuck dem haydurs gorl.

 

[Dry Gorl]

I remember that Eric got an Apple watch not long ago, our gorl just couldn't be left behind! Imagine how terrible that would feel to her, the richest cow in that house to not have the same expensive toys as others?!

There's no other conceivable reason for her to get an Apple watch imo.

ETA: Eric's talking about the Apple watch in "NEW HAIRCUT, UNBOX WITH ME" which is from August 18. Does that mean AL is only a week behind now on vlogs? She's gonna run out of the pre-recorded shit soon!

 

[bev]

I would like to commend Eric for standing in the doorway of the her bedroom as long as he did. I imagine it smelling like sour cheese,urine and some kind of rotten meat with a blueberry pie candle from bbw mixed in.

She bought that watch solely for the ekg aspect to replace a doctors visit lol. Just like with better help and texting a girl from Instagram about nutrition, she can be delusional from her bed! She Probably has chest pain on a regular bases so problem solved y'all!

Three thoughts come from this:
Was it the watch that told her that the heart palpitations were because of the caffeine from all the diet soda she's been drinking?
Would a regular EKG even work on her?
Does Becky like her because she smells like (pubescent) teen spirit? Remember how bad a 12/13 year old's bo is?

 

[Owlflaps]

Amberlard proving once again that she’s a mindless consumer and likes to purchase expensive shit to flex on her haydurs.

If Becky’s lucky, she might get it once Amber is tired of it.

 

[Tampon Head]

Pretty sure she had some chips with her footlong. When she took the sandwich out of the bag, there was definitely still something in it.

Extra 350 calories never hurt nobody!!

 

[drtoboggan]

She reminds me of the fat dancer in Jabba's palace with six tits.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

peep the bottle of walmart brand ibuprofen on the side table, i'm sure it's becky's because amber hates taking pills!! except for the megadoses of ibuprofen she showed in her purse haul



what was even the point of bringing up the youtube incognito thing? she makes eric feel like a dumbass for not knowing what it is, then when she tries to explain it she can't and has a stroke just trying to pronounce it wow

shut up and show us your legs bitch

 

[Petty_Crocker]

What is the difference between Fitbit and Apple Watch? Just that you can text on Apple Watch? Why would she need bolth

You can only reply back on a Fibit connected to an Android. Apple blocks that and fatty has an iPhone. Also Fibit doesn’t have the voice to text feature or the “ekg “ ability. She’s a fancy gorl and has to have the most innovative tech !’

 

[Eifie]

So another smart watch to monitor how little sleep she gets, how much exercise she DOESN'T get, and how overworked her poor heart is? Excellent.