🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Malikov]

That snort good lord

That comment on the first video is spot on. He's morphing into smeagol.

Edit: good lord his arms in the second vid

 

[White Christmas]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HV5UEBl3ROIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=BJNM61akC2QNigga

 

[Malikov]

Yeah this guy ain't making it to 2027.
Is Mel going to allow him to just starve to death in her spare room ?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Yeah this guy ain't making it to 2027.
Is Mel going to allow him to just starve to death in her spare room ?

She'll put him in the freezer with Boarnge where she can keep them forever.

 

[Scraggle Rock]

Any I need to add in here? We could watch that.

One Bottle After Another (2025), starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Captain Mushbrain

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

He's speedrunning Cobes. Hard. Can't wait for his ugly pirate mug to go full peanut mode.

Styx will never be as good as Cobes. Cobes was legitimately likeable. That ship has sailed for old Tarl.

Also, I’ve never seen a Styx cooking video that can even be mentioned in the same sentence as Cobe’s French Fries.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

He looks emaciated and bloated at the same time, and he looks like he's aged 20 years in a span of not even 2 years.

He looks more and more like Pam's little sister as his forehead increasingly corrugates and his doughy jowls droop.

Looks a bit like nephrotic syndrome, now.

After sampling the videos, I think he's pretty goddamn infirm. Emotionally fragile, too, unless that quaver is just coming from letting his BAC drop down to mere wino levels.

Do you suppose his family is just twiddling its thumbs until he dies? Are they trying to get him to help but Mongo Mel is just barring the door?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It's so fucking hot I can't even think about cooking right now. I've been phoning it in- simple meals and eating out recently. 96 fucking degrees in rural Idaho and it'll hit a good 3 digits when the sun heads west tonight.

Fuck. Me.

I got my new laptop to move parts over, but I don't want to be sweating all over the damn thing. I went for the i7 with the insane screen resolution (3100x2100 something) and it's fucking unusable at that resolution. It's a postage stamp. What the hell good is high resolution if you need to bump everything 200% to actually see it?

v- Weirdo. Sure you weren't thinking of "libation"?

 

[Locust Day]

Seeing how he looks now makes me never want to even take a sip of alcohol again.

Just don't drink like Tarl does: by himself in some dingy little computer room (or, now, laundry room). I can't imagine anything more unhealthy. Drinking is supposed to be a social thing.

Also, exercise, build some muscle mass and get some sun (vitamin d3) and you can enjoy the occasional imbibition (yes, that's a real word). Tarl thoroughly avoided all three.

 

[GooderFloorsCo.]

I wanted to get the floor layout of Mels, but you have to go in person, there wasnt much info I could access heres the website, and the closest booze resupply.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

I guess these are the new poopoo peepee menus.

 

[Autistic Joe]

The Dark Lord VarVyk Warwick ... His Most Pickled and Unsteady Lordship, Tarl Edward Warwick Styxhexenhammer666, First of His Name

Quite possibly the most fitting title ever bestowed upon such a princely figure. "Most Pickled and Unsteady" had me rolling.

This was absolutely amazing, my friend. All the white-trash Vermont stereotypes were so vivid, I felt like I was actually there lol.

Here's a few more attributes that can be added in the first paragraph with all the royal titles:

• "Witch Doctor of the Herbal Abortion Tea" (maybe right after the Hangover Cure)
• "Most Holy Wielder of the Sacred Flail of Fail"
• We need something in there about ketchup and/or Spaghetti-O's
• Some mention of his harem of fair & dainty BPD maidens
• Something about trying to drown Sam's kid

Also minor thing, a couple of typos:

• Protector of the Ruting Propane Tank -> "Rusting"
• Grand Vizier of the Arrest Warrned from multiple states -> "Warrant"

And last suggestion, I think this line would be even better with "nor Basic Hygiene".

• Conqueror of Neither Sobriety nor Basic Household Maintenance

 

[anscochrome]

Maybe Tarl's calling is to star in the remake of "AtollK". After all, Stan Laurel was 60 years old ( the approximate physical appearance age of Tarl), was in extremely poor health from bleeding ulcers (he was 114 pounds when it was in production).

I'd say Tarl is the perfect stand in for Stan Laurel in the remake.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

A lot of people declared that they were checking out after today's videos.

 

[Turquoise]

Any way we can get Tarl on a big podcast? I want to see him in one thousand and eighty vertical pixel lines.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

This is one of the most autistic threads in the world, and I'm here for it.

 

[White Christmas]

Any way we can get Tarl on a big podcast? I want to see him in one thousand and eighty vertical pixel lines.

I'm sure Big Jer can get him on his BFF Timmy's Timcast soon.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

I guess these are the new poopoo peepee menus.

Tarl dad could use more art and memes poking fun of him. Just saying.

 

[Turquoise]

new vid

 

[Carl's Jr]

Great start to the video tarl. Snorting a snot ball.

0:03

This is his arm. Hes gonna die soon.