🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

I wonder what's up.
Karma? Chickens coming home to roost? The bill finally came due. The boomerang made it back. The trapper stepped into his own trap. The poisoner drank from the wrong cup. The snake finally bit its handler. The blade found the hand that sharpened it. The consequences finally found his forwarding address. Justice took the scenic route, but arrived. The echo came back louder. The fuse reached the man who lit it. The wrecking ball completed the circle. The garbage truck backed into the dump. The dog he kicked grew teeth. The puppeteer got tangled in his own strings. The judge found himself in the defendant’s chair. The bully finally met someone who didnt flinch. His past finally caught a faster train. The consequences stopped knocking and let themselves in. The demons came to collect on the wager. The reaper checked the fine print.
The universe cashed his check. The account entered collections. The receipt finally printed. The interest compounded. The house always collects eventually. The skeletons kicked open the closet. The truth arrived with a search warrant. The curse found the correct bloodline. The demon reread the contract. Hell honored the reservation. The throne developed a trapdoor. The arsonist finally smelled smoke at home.
Tard is hoisted with his own retard petard. Getting a taste of Tard's own medicine. Tard has reaped what he has sown. What goes around comes around. Tard was given enough rope and has finally hanged himself. Tard is getting his just deserts.

And finally, as Tard himself said

You made your bed, now lie in it.
 
That would imply that until observed Tarl would exist in all possible states. This creates a paradox because we know it's fucking nigh impossible for Tarl to exist in a healthy state.
If he puts the pirate suit back on he’ll look like an extra from that Pirates of the Caribbean where they’re all skeletons lol. This nigga is almost dead.
 
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That would imply that until observed Tarl would exist in all possible states.
Tard's possible states:

Tipsy, buzzed, lit, sloshed, soused, pickled, plastered, hammered, wasted, blotto, tanked, loaded, shitfaced, legless, three sheets to the wind, drunk as a skunk, blacked out, falling-down drunk, sloshed, smashed, wrecked, trashed, blasted, bombed, blitzed, boozed up, coozed up, coozed up like a gypsy, well oiled, half in the bag, in the bag, under the influence, deep in one's cups, drunk as a boiled owl, squiffy, sozzled, pissed drunk, wankered, shitcanned, shit-hammered, fucked up, toasted, roasted, fried, cooked, baked, marinated, saturated, sauced, shellacked, clobbered, walloped, flattened, passed out, floored, dented, knocked sideways, out of his gourd, gone, seeing double

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Ulysses
by James Joyce

And one time he led him the rounds of Dublin and, by the holy farmer, he never cried crack till he brought him home as drunk as a boiled owl and he said he did it to teach him the evils of alcohol and by herrings, if the three women didn’t near roast him, it’s a queer story, the old one, Bloom’s wife and Mrs O’Dowd that kept the hotel.
 
Tangerine Dream
My all time favorite composers. They make the best sound tracks along with John Carpenter/Alan Howarth

Firestarter, Escape from New York, The Terminator,
and Risky Business have some of the best scores in them.

Damn. You even had Demon Seed on that list. I think you’re missing The Brood (1979), The Bad Seed (1956), The Devils (1971). Then you gotta add all the rest of the classic horror like The Exorcist. Then 70s giallo films like The House with the Laughing Windows (1976), The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1971). Pretty much anything from the 70s is good.

Great list tho!
 
My all time favorite composers. They make the best sound tracks along with John Carpenter/Alan Howarth

Firestarter, Escape from New York, The Terminator,
and Risky Business have some of the best scores in them.

Damn. You even had Demon Seed on that list. I think you’re missing The Brood (1979), The Bad Seed (1956), The Devils (1971). Then you gotta add all the rest of the classic horror like The Exorcist. Then 70s giallo films like The House with the Laughing Windows (1976), The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1971). Pretty much anything from the 70s is good.

Great list tho!

Have you seen the Devil Rides Out?

Ritual blood magic for the upcoming full moon to launch chaos missiles. He's prepping his mace, getting tampon blood. Soon all will regret.
Retarded menstrual blood only has a 50% success rate, 25% chance the spell fizzles and a 25% chance the spell backfires on caster. Add that to Tarl's intelligence penalty from imbibing too much pirate grog and he needs to roll a natural 20.
 
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Have you seen the Devil Rides Out?


Retarded menstrual blood only has a 50% success rate, 25% chance the spell fizzles and a 25% chance the spell backfires on caster. Add that to Tarl's intelligence penalty from imbibing too much pirate grog and he needs to roll a natural 20.
Problem is he only has 3d6 in his dice pool.
 
Have you seen the Devil Rides Out?


Retarded menstrual blood only has a 50% success rate, 25% chance the spell fizzles and a 25% chance the spell backfires on caster. Add that to Tarl's intelligence penalty from imbibing too much pirate grog and he needs to roll a natural 20.
No, but I guess I know what I’m watching tonight. lol That G rating tho …
 
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