🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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mickrussom dijo:
He talks about that incident like it happened. Nobody besides him remembers it, there are no logs, and ICQ troll brigading - what the hell is Tard even on about, he has no friends, one needs friends to run a troll brigade. Nobody has even come up as a friend of Tard. Ever. So how could a friendless beanpole run a troll brigade? I actually find it quite interesting that despite Thicks having some degree of notoriety he never managed to have a single friend.
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Keep in mind that making mischief is not great friendship bait. It's as attractive as sardine cologne, in fact. (And you just know that this bookish ectomorph is incapable of ruling by fear.)

Note too, that Tard still has his songs about destroying ICQ up on his Fat Hawaiian Man channel. He's still lazing on those laurels.

Destroying ICQ! Tarl, you magnificent son of a bitch! He's up there with Robin Hood and the Killdozer guy, yes he is!
 
The best part is I wouldn't be surprised if the ancient place that he decided to brag about destroying just fell apart due to other reasons. It's not like early forums had a habit of imploding based on cliquish Petty bullshitter after all.

Imagine still riding the high of being a troll on some Podunk form almost 20 years ago.
 
White Christmas dijo:
I'm probably the only person here who was following him back that far around 2008-ish. I was also on ICQ at the time. He basically made a sport out of being perpetually online, on ICQ, and made it his personal mission to harass and troll the Christian ICQ servers like a dedicated Christian-hate-stalker.

I really wasn't interested in harassing Christians on ICQ at the time so I didn't pay attention to his vids on that. I just have some brief memory of him making a series of videos about it at the time, bragging about rage-baiting the server so hard that he got all the mods to quit or something. Didn't pay attention to what he did after that to destroy their servers, but GG on that great life achievement, bro.
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Ok, besides you, is there any evidence that Christian ICQ-ers quite due to Farty Tard? That mods quit because this one guy caused so much of a ruckus? Or was this an ICQ server with like one parish's worth of people on it, say 100 max, and this asshole was shitting up a church lady board and basically nobody saw it? Its not like this guy made some scumbag like Joel Osteen cry. ICQ peaked at 100 million users around 2001, but AOL owning it destroyed it fast, by 2008 it was under 50 million and those were not DAU. By 2010 it was basically a Russian property (mail.ru). In 2008 urinating on ICQ was like pissing on a smoldering 5am campfire. It was bigly on its way out.

Since you are real life back in the day Thicks historian, are you aware of any friends this cretin gay Pirate Puer Aeternus loser has? I am aware of nobody except family and ex-BPDs and ex-Aryan princesses that have willing stayed in a room with this faggot Tarl IRL. Its like he isnt gay because no man would stay in a room with him and defaults back to BPDs that will deal with anything - its like he wants to be gay, like Stolas, but nobody gay wants to be around them because even fem-bottom-gays have enough balls to not put up with his shit.

As to the salvia retardation - who the fuck even continues to admit they were addicted to gas-station horse shit pills. Its amazing Tard is up front about all this crap like its a badge. Agree on GGWP to the moron parents, they enabled the shit out of him. Apparently, from Nikksters testimony here, Pam was sick of the 'I'm dying shit' and booted Tard out - its sounds like momma Pam is happy with Juno and Artemis being psions for her line, and she married a granny down raper, gave up a child apparently, and had Tard as the fruit of her loins. Now she lives in a paid off house, works at McD's for basic income to supplement whatever, and smokes piles of week and laughs at the TV while the world is subjected to her next generation. Imagine fucking up as bad as Pam and ending up with viable grandchildren. She is one lucky cow.

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Leylon Sneed dijo:
Salvia can actually blast you off, it's hard to find the 20x that will actually get you there. Probably just his recitation of some erowid vault. No I'm a man of culture, I stick to DMT and mushies, maybe a little LSD if I can find a good sheet.
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The people I knew who swore by salvia were all huge pot smokers. I think you need lots of lung capacity to get a decent enough dose for the hallucinogenic effects to kick in. I prefer my drugs in other forms, and I'd be like "meh" after smoking some of the same stuff they did.

Edit to add: but a friend who was into it used to describe salvia as "an acid trip you can take on your work lunch break", i.e. short-lived but intense.
 
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mickrussom dijo:
Since you are real life back in the day Thicks historian, are you aware of any friends this cretin gay Pirate Puer Aeternus loser has?
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In this video from 2011 he talks about "activities" he used to do with his fundamentalist Christian church. That was probably the only time he ever had IRL friends. I mean, outside of school and church, where was he supposed to make friends? He never worked, never went to social places like bars, never engaged with any groups in his community as far as I'm aware. He has no common ground of experience with other men his age.

This is one of the reasons he never goes out. It's like when he tried to team up with RamZPaul. It didn't amount to anything, probably because Styx felt inferior around him. RamZ is a heavily online nerd too, but he has at least done things in the real world, like hold down serious jobs, travelled without being terrified or having it turn into a shitshow, learned how to dress himself. Styx withers in the presence of other men, because he knows that they're almost all much more competent and experienced than he is.

 
Locust Day dijo:
In this video from 2011 he talks about "activities" he used to do with his fundamentalist Christian church. That was probably the only time he ever had IRL friends. I mean, outside of school and church, where was he supposed to make friends? He never worked, never went to social places like bars, never engaged with any groups in his community as far as I'm aware. He has no common ground of experience with other men his age.

This is one of the reasons he never goes out. It's like when he tried to team up with RamZPaul. It didn't amount to anything, probably because Styx felt inferior around him. RamZ is a heavily online nerd too, but he has at least done things in the real world, like hold down serious jobs, travelled without being terrified or having it turn into a shitshow, learned how to dress himself. Styx withers in the presence of other men, because he knows that they're almost all much more competent and experienced than he is.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yyya4o8lZIE:184
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How does a person get so that, outside of his usual four walls, he falls apart into a panicked piss baby unless chaperoned?

I do not compute.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal dijo:
How does a person get so that, outside of his usual four walls, he falls apart into a panicked piss baby unless chaperoned?

I do not compute.
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He catastrophizes. If the worst possible outcome is bound to happen, then he's justified in staying inside where the blue light of his computer screen keeps him safe and warm. Like the time when he was recorded DVing Samantha in New Orleans, whining that "I'm a thousand miles away from my home with a person who apparently I can't trust at all as my guide...:'(" Note how, because he hopped on a plane and flew to a popular tourist city and checked into a modern, first-world, amenity-laden hotel, in his mind he has ventured into the great unknown, an ominous wilderness fraught with menace, and he requires his girlfriend to be his guide through this Dantean Inferno. This is classic, textbook catastrophizing. (Needless to mention, Samantha was exactly the same distance from her home as he was from his. Self-centered pirate ass needs special consideration because he's a special boy.)

Or how he characterizes working in an office, wearing a suit and chatting with co-workers at the water cooler as a fate worse than death. (I've worked office jobs. Yes, it can really suck, but it's not that bad.)

He has been catastrophizing and avoiding for so long that it's long been his default state. Thus, he never went through the rites of passage necessary for him to be able to navigate the world of men and now he's a permanent invalid and dependent.
 
Tarl is an absolute dork. He lives on the internet because that's where he get's to play pretend that he's a wizard or a pirate. It's where he can assert himself without facing most of the consequences of doing. Sure, he feels safe to walk around in Rutland, but that's because Rutland is a one horse town where the biggest danger is his night stalker rapist father. Outside of there, he does and probably should feel in danger. This skinny, scraggily, long haired nerd is the perfect mark to either beat and rob or get kidnapped by a random farmer, tied up and used as a scarecrow.
 
mickrussom dijo:
Ok, besides you, is there any evidence that Christian ICQ-ers quite due to Farty Tard? That mods quit because this one guy caused so much of a ruckus? Or was this an ICQ server with like one parish's worth of people on it, say 100 max, and this asshole was shitting up a church lady board and basically nobody saw it? Its not like this guy made some scumbag like Joel Osteen cry. ICQ peaked at 100 million users around 2001, but AOL owning it destroyed it fast, by 2008 it was under 50 million and those were not DAU. By 2010 it was basically a Russian property (mail.ru). In 2008 urinating on ICQ was like pissing on a smoldering 5am campfire. It was bigly on its way out.
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- Correct. ICQ was already on the way out in 2008. (Correction of a few above comments: ICQ was a standalone messaging program, not a "forum")
Microsoft launched a huge instant messaging platform at the time, Skype was exploding, and most online users migrated to FB and began using that when FB exploded into the general pop in '08 '09. I agree that his claim of taking down ICQ as a greatest life achievement is just more delusions of grandeur. ICQ already had an expired shelf life and was on it's way out.

- No, I don't recall him ever mentioning a friend in all those years, not even once. He just clings to a non-stop series of batshit females that will put up with his BS and believe his delusions of grandeur because they all come from trailer park white trash families - so they swarm into the tiniest honeypot of clout they can find in life.

- He never took gas station pills back then. Gas stations selling that stuff are a newer phenomenon. Back then, they only sold stuff like No-Doz caffeine pills. Energy drinks didnt even exist. At the time, he was larping as an herbal alchemist and growing and consuming stuff like salvia directly. This is also why he larped as an herbal abortionist to the females he got pregnant, trying to convince them to get an abortion or he could provide them with an herbal elixir to kill the baby - who was that, Sam, who said he did this when she got prego? Loads of kids were smoking salvia on YouTube at the time, but of course, in his delusion of grandeur fashion, he didn't just smoke it like every other teenage kid; he had to proclaim himself as some sort of alchemist channeling ancient herbal powers. I'm pretty sure he had a channel back then devoted to this, but it probably was taken down when the toobs began banning channels with drug content - correct me if I'm wrong.
 
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Lukie dijo:
Looks like Bearing has done a part 2!
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Tardle says: "Lord knows I stick to my vows" when promising not to use Borange's burial funds for himself.
This is the same guy who cheated on his wife, abandoned his daughter and skipped out on bail saying "Lord knows I stick to my vows."
What the hell, @Styxhexenhammer666 , are you this fucked?
 
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