🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

In his final years, Jack Kerouac was quoted by his biographer saying, "I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death". In Tharls case, replace Catholic with a Coward. I'd advise eating a sandwich, but I doubt he could keep it down at this point. What a miserable way to self-delete.
 
In his final years, Jack Kerouac was quoted by his biographer saying, "I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death". In Tharls case, replace Catholic with a Coward. I'd advise eating a sandwich, but I doubt he could keep it down at this point. What a miserable way to self-delete.
Imagine being so terrified of going to prison with dindu gangbangers that you wind up being the only person in the world who goes on a hunger strike and starves yourself to death, BEFORE even getting locked up because you are so sheltered and terrified at even the thought of it.

But the only reason you have to go to prison with those dindu gangbangers is that you were too terrified and drunk to even show up for a remote court hearing while safely sheltered behind a screen in your own home/safespace.

What a warrior from a noble Vermont bloodline...
 
Styx is summoning a foul demon by wearing the same T-shirt for SIX days. I guess he missed the memo that washing stops disease spreading. 😷

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Styx is every Dunning-Kruger edgy teenage atheist who never grows out of it.
But it worked. He got money, fame and puss because of it.
But that darned monkey's paw wish: the puss was the BPDemons, the money went immediately into hedonistic pursuits instead of futureproofing, and the fame? We're his biggest fans. Not exactly something you can put on your curriculum vitae: Active KiwiFarms thread haver.
Sometimes God deems you to be nothing more than a lesson to your betters.
 
Is Tarl still doing advertisement reads? Or did he fuck himself when he tried to big dick his sponsors by demanding they renegotiate his pricing last year?

I'm not sure that even the jerky guy wants to be associated with this aborted person and his feculent brand anymore.

and the fame? We're his biggest fans. Not exactly something you can put on your curriculum vitae:

You can pretty much forget about anything you do on social media as a CV item. I've been online for over 35 years and either directly as a result of being online or indirectly, I've done at least three things that gained me minor fame. While I might allude to some of the skills and accomplishments, I can't imagine them as worth showing to a prospective employer unless an involved skill was pertinent to the real-world job being applied for. Online stuff has so little juice in the real world. Saying you're an influencer is like claiming to be a home movie superstar.
 
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I'm not sure that even the jerky guy wants to be associated with this aborted person and his feculent brand anymore.
He's a fugitive felon fuck-up who looks even more homeless than usual after getting his teeth rearranged. You'd literally pay him NOT to advertise you. He could probably extort some people by threatening to pretend they're sponsoring him but he won't if they send him a handle of Skol vodka.

Do it Styx, it would be a great act of butt piracy.
 
When I went to this place a few months ago, it was an Indian place. Wasn't great, wasn't awful. Felt like a mall stop rather than anything else. I forget what I had. It was that impressive. Now it's a Thai place. The Thai was a little better than mall, but not spicy at all. Thankfully, they gave me the dry chili to add to it, and I did. I noticed it when my lips went numb, and about two hours later when I started profusely sweating for no reason. Pray for my asshole.
 
When I went to this place a few months ago, it was an Indian place. Wasn't great, wasn't awful. Felt like a mall stop rather than anything else. I forget what I had. It was that impressive. Now it's a Thai place. The Thai was a little better than mall, but not spicy at all. Thankfully, they gave me the dry chili to add to it, and I did. I noticed it when my lips went numb, and about two hours later when I started profusely sweating for no reason. Pray for my asshole.

The one time I went to a Thai place, I had something called larb mu that looked and smelled just like vomit. I didn't take a bite, but the chickens ate it.
 
The one time I went to a Thai place, I had something called larb mu that looked and smelled just like vomit. I didn't take a bite, but the chickens ate it.
Larb mu aks laab moo is a meat salad originating from the Isan region of northeastern Thailand and Laos. It features minced pork cooked with fish sauce and lime juice then tossed with herbs chili flakes and toasted rice powder. The term translates to 'pork dish' with moo meaning pork. It is supposed to balance savory, sour, spicy, and nutty flavors.

It shouldnt smell like puke. If they overdo the fish sauce or the fish sauce is going bad that could cause it to suck.
 
Larb mu aks laab moo is a meat salad originating from the Isan region of northeastern Thailand and Laos. It features minced pork cooked with fish sauce and lime juice then tossed with herbs chili flakes and toasted rice powder. The term translates to 'pork dish' with moo meaning pork. It is supposed to balance savory, sour, spicy, and nutty flavors.

It shouldnt smell like puke. If they overdo the fish sauce or the fish sauce is going bad that could cause it to suck.

Thanks, ChatGPT! (kidding)
 
Thanks, ChatGPT! (kidding)
The one time I went to a Thai place, I had something called larb mu that looked and smelled just like vomit. I didn't take a bite, but the chickens ate it.


My friend married an Isanese chick from Thailand. She didnt come from the ancestral lands, and lived near Krong Poi Pet (which is in Cambodia) on the Thai side. So having eaten her meals a lot, I can say it shouldnt smell like puke.

Fish sauce causes debates. Thai fish sauce should be a first-press, high-anchovy, no-added-sugar fish sauce. Red Boat is Vietnamese and its just anchovies and salt. A lot of people in the west default to Red Boat for fish sauce, but there are many flavors of Fish Sauce.

For those who want Thai versions of fish sauce, there is Squid Brand, Tiparos and Golden Boy.

For Isan they tend to use Nam pla and Pla Ra .

Pla ra is thicker, cloudier, much funkier, and earthier than fish sauce. Im guessing you might have gotten a big dose of Pla Ra in your larb mu, and I would also say this is possibly where the puke thing came from. Lets just say even in Thailand places that serve Pla Ra give the choice.

Pla ra can smell like vomit, body odor, or rotting garbage to those who dont eat it on the regular. I hate this, for example, about Chou Dou Fu, or rotten stinky fried tofu from Taiwan/China. I dont like Pla ra by itself at all. It should be a subtle add in to cooking. By itself its really fucked up.

The fermentation process for Pla Ra is long - liek 6 months - and makes butyric and propionic acids - the fermentation of the fish, salt, and rice bran releases volatile fatty acids. butyric acid is the subbstance that gives human vomit and sour milk its distinct pukey smell. The distinct tangy or vomit-like taste in Hershey's chocolate comes from butyric acid as well. The shsyters that made that shit chocolate had to come up with a chemical to stabilize milk long ago and instead they just used rotten milk to make the chocolate.

The breakdown/fermentation of fish produces compounds like trimethylamine which creates a sharp pungent dead fish ammonia odor.

The lactic acid in pla ra fermentation causes a sour, acidic undertone that smells like stomach acid.

Pla ra is a weapon.
 
The one time I went to a Thai place, I had something called larb mu that looked and smelled just like vomit. I didn't take a bite, but the chickens ate it.
I had basically a spicy version of American Chinese food with less sugar and meager ingredients. It was fine. Then I put the bowel pummel 5000 on it.
 
You can pretty much forget about anything you do on social media as a CV item. I've been online for over 35 years and either directly as a result of being online or indirectly, I've done at least three things that gained me minor fame. While I might allude to some of the skills and accomplishments, I can't imagine them as worth showing to a prospective employer unless an involved skill was pertinent to the real-world job being applied for. Online stuff has so little juice in the real world. Saying you're an influencer is like claiming to be a home movie superstar.
B-b-b-but I have Over 100 Updoots on a few of my Kiwi Farms posts, that's GOTTA count for something! *sigh*

The term translates to 'pork dish' with moo meaning pork.
Do they need one of these? Moo should be beef dishes, and Oink should be pork dishes.
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...unless "Mu" actually means "Meow"? Those asian recipes have always been kinda sus...
 
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