🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

What was your post that did it?
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Jeez there are so many but probably the last one where I noted that tarl pointed a gun at samantha while he was drunk and that I wondered whether he brought a gun to live at casa retard in bensonhurst. That was my last post to fuck head
 
Just saw this streamer found the archive of the first elisabeth and styx video.
As long-time Styx viewers, from the very beginning going waaaay back, my counterpart and I knew for a fact that he was attempting to get with Liz since the moment she first appeared. I remember us having a convo irl about it.

He had a long-time pattern of taking his shirt off and doing videos topless with only the leather jacket on anytime he was attempting to lure a new female in. The topless vids began again, hardcore when Liz appeared. He also has a pattern of changing into more outfits when he has a new female on the hook, rather than his customary behaviour of never bathing and wearing dirty clothes over and over.
 
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🎼 Goodbye horses, I'm flying over yoooouuuuuu
 
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🎼 Goodbye horses, I'm flying over yoooouuuuuu
This is what the FBI finds in an incel rooftop shooter's phone. The low t Slenderman body, the black trenchcoat, the Village People bdsm pants. The only outlier is mom's window in the room vs mom's basement.
 
He'll never do a stream as good as the "Rutland Walmart sluts" stream ever again. I'm sad about it too, because that thread had banger after banger in it (special shout out to the "I want to get fucked in the ass" gibbering about fashion).
Especially if you advise young incels , "if you boys arrive at the parking lot armed with New Glarus Beer instead of Bud Lights, you could get raw dogged in the back of your 75' AMC Pacer"
 
It's really disturbing how specific how some of you were, especially Dizzyuntildeath
Examples of disturbing specificity?

Im always surprised there isnt more real life shit and more doxxing going on, but then again, Tard was basically an online only shut in asshole who dinged a handful of BPDs.. Makes this thread have vitality because there had to be a lot of filler beteween noteworthy Tard episodes and developments.
 
Death by garbage truck because he was asleep in a dumpster, fall 2026.
Added to the list! And even narrowing down a preferred timeframe like a professional gamba! 😁

What is the current roster?
  • Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
  • Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
  • Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
  • Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
  • Autistic Joe: Kidneys
  • Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
  • Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
  • UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
  • Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
  • Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
  • King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
  • Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)
  • El Chicharron: Raped to Death (in prison toilet)
  • This Machine Milks Cows: Tooth Infection
  • Ayatollah Rock n Rolla: Spontaneous Combustion (sun exposure)
  • TowinKarz: The Gallows (for piracy) :punished:
  • Doug Stamper 2.0: Blunt Force Head Trauma (alcohol fall)
  • mickrussom: Liver Failure (no transplant, denied!)
  • Quoth The Raven: Alcoholic Misadventure (acute organ failure, fall, etc.)
  • eat ze bugs: HIV or Syphilis (or any STD)
  • Dizzyuntildeath: Squeezed Like Lennie's Puppy (by Mel's Tard-Strength)
  • DominoPetachi: Multi-organ failure (alcoholism and malnutrition)
  • Mr. Beavis: Death by garbage truck (asleep in a dumpster - fall 2026)
Watch it end up being something boring like Salmon Møøse Mousse. :smug:
 
If you watch those vids of the von Warwicks together, you can see how dismissive of Liz Tarl was even in the honeymoon phase. He never drops the lecturing tone.
He treated Liz like absolute shit while doing the cooking videos and MRE reviews. Total condescending asshole. All of Tard's shit ass food prep was half assed shit while Liz actually did food content and was politely letting the provincial rural asshole from the back woods talk over her.
 
I once had a 'girlfriend' that was kind of 'tarded. She was hot. After a fairly significant car accident she found herself with a loss of mental faculties.
Didn’t you feel like you were taking advantage? I could never fuck a tard or even someone of average intelligence. That’s like fucking a midget. They’re all little ….. and weird. One is a child mentally. The other looks like a child. It’s just EW.
run your hand down the crack of your ass and take a polite sniff
😂 please demonstrate what a “polite sniff” looks like.
Name their bulimia support group
They don’t have bulimia. They’re way beyond binging or even eating at all enough to purge. They’re stone cold anorexics. Eugenia has the actual nervosa. Tard’s just an alcoholic retard. It has probably gotten so severe that digesting solid food actually hurts.

Btw. did Sam really get remarried? lol Where are the wedding photos?
 

Didn’t you feel like you were taking advantage? I could never fuck a tard or even someone of average intelligence. That’s like fucking a midget. They’re all little ….. and weird. One is a child mentally. The other looks like a child. It’s just EW.

😂 please demonstrate what a “polite sniff” looks like.

They don’t have bulimia. They’re way beyond binging or even eating at all enough to purge. They’re stone cold anorexics. Eugenia has the actual nervosa. Tard’s just an alcoholic retard. It has probably gotten so severe that digesting solid food actually hurts.

Btw. did Sam really get remarried? lol Where are the wedding photos?

You know, give it a sniff. XD
 
When I have what the clanker-free/bot-free/ai-free free-internet after bot-red-dawn internet F.Zero on RTTY 45 baud, 170 Hz shift, while you are all in Skynet jail you all will finally understand.


Imagine being this fuckable:

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And still having to end up raising Ward Rackley's kid by your lonesome. If Liz doesnt have more children, man, what a strange straw to draw.

Note: Ward Rackley was leader of the Coven of Artemis.

The Coven of Artemis is a group of teenagers and young adults that appears in the Season 7 episode "The Witches of East Arlen". The group is led by Ward Rackley, an employee at a local video store (Red Carpet Video). The book that they get rituals and beliefs from is called The Forest of Magick, and their meetings are held at Ward's mother's house in the basement. Their rituals are held in the woods near the Tom Landry sports fields.

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Yeah she can do so much better, based on appearance alone Tarl looks like some kind of skeletonized rodent/humanoid creature that has been starving for his entire life, living off scraps in the sewers. He better watch out out there in NYC, some chinese restaurant owner will mistake him for oversized rat and make Tarl hot pot szechuan style.
 
Added to the list! And even narrowing down a preferred timeframe like a professional gamba! 😁


  • Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
  • Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
  • Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
  • Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
  • Autistic Joe: Kidneys
  • Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
  • Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
  • UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
  • Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
  • Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
  • King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
  • Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)
  • El Chicharron: Raped to Death (in prison toilet)
  • This Machine Milks Cows: Tooth Infection
  • Ayatollah Rock n Rolla: Spontaneous Combustion (sun exposure)
  • TowinKarz: The Gallows (for piracy) :punished:
  • Doug Stamper 2.0: Blunt Force Head Trauma (alcohol fall)
  • mickrussom: Liver Failure (no transplant, denied!)
  • Quoth The Raven: Alcoholic Misadventure (acute organ failure, fall, etc.)
  • eat ze bugs: HIV or Syphilis (or any STD)
  • Dizzyuntildeath: Squeezed Like Lennie's Puppy (by Mel's Tard-Strength)
  • DominoPetachi: Multi-organ failure (alcoholism and malnutrition)
  • Mr. Beavis: Death by garbage truck (asleep in a dumpster - fall 2026)
Watch it end up being something boring like Salmon Møøse Mousse. :smug:
I'm experiencing FOMO, so I'd like to throw my (pirate) hat in the ring with shot in the street by a nog.
Mind you, he would have to go outside in order for that to happen, so perhaps sepsis is more likely.
 
😂 please demonstrate what a “polite sniff” looks like.
Darling, one must raise the pinky and take two light sniffs as to not overwhelm the senses.
Btw. did Sam really get remarried? lol Where are the wedding photos?
I thought she had but can't find evidence of it searching. But let's not let the truth get in the way while we laugh at Tarl's life imploding through his poor life choices.
 
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