🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[TheTurdReich]

Either is very possible (he's getting a sickening amount of positive comments on his Twitter stroke-post) but I personally believe that he's feeding his panic attack symptoms into Grok and getting told it might be a stroke and he's running with that as his conclusion.

Yeah I think so too. He’s just fucking crazy and convincing himself these things are happening when they clearly aren’t.

If he really just had a stroke he would be in the hospital and unable to post on X all day joking about it. Anyone who believes this shit has no idea what a stroke is like.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

If everything else didn't do it, his once supportive comment sections turning into felting sessions had to be the final straw.

The comments to his CVA revelation are credulous, fawning, and overwhelmingly sympathetic. Manna to a drama queen cutter like Tarl.

Can increase alcohol usage cause strokes?

Yes. Malnutrition, sedentarism, hypertension and atrial fibrillation can cause a stroke. The latter can also cause you to faint, feel weak, and make you feel full-blown panicked with a racing heart.

 

[Chongqing]

Not sure how he can be so nonchalant about having a stroke.

"lol" has never been anyone's response to their own stroke or heart attack, let alone a sudden added cognitive disability of being unable to read.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Can increase alcohol usage cause strokes?

Yes, particularly ischaemic strokes. It's related to sustained high blood pressure and onset of atrial fibrillation, which causes clots that travel to the brain.
Constant liver abuse can also result in clotting factors being napalmed, so if a tiny vessel in the brain bleeds it can't clot, resulting in a haemorrhagic stroke.

He hasn't had a stroke. He would know all about it if he had. I could believe he had a TIA though (transient ischaemic attack- mini stroke a lá Mersh).

 

[Lockeen3D]

Either is very possible (he's getting a sickening amount of positive comments on his Twitter stroke-post) but I personally believe that he's feeding his panic attack symptoms into Grok and getting told it might be a stroke and he's running with that as his conclusion.

I think he may be faking the stroke so that he can convince his remaining audience that all his slurred speech in his future videos is due to a “stroke” and not him being constantly sloshed

 

[HerTea Pants]

So was the stroke and not being able to read the BIG news? He's trying to weasel his way out of showing up in Louisiana to face the music. He's even dying again.

I noticed a huge Samsung box in one of his videos. Do you guys suppose he bought Mel a 70" flat screen to keep her quiet? Is that all it takes to aid and embed a fugitive from justice?

 

[Jomi]

He was putting hexes on innocent farmers last year, and this year he's dying. Much to consider.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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The type of stroke he is describing is entirely possible. Now, whether he is telling the truth, that is up to debate.

 

[Schpoots]

I don't think the guy that believed he was going to die a few weeks ago has a reliable sense of medical knowledge.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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HE HAD A STROKE
HE CANT READ
HE TYPED THIS OUT ON TWITTER
HES MADE RETARDED

WOAH BUDDYYYYYYY

 

[Chongqing]

I could believe he had a TIA though (transient ischaemic attack- mini stroke a lá Mersh).

I mean...come on. Why would you believe that? He is such a liar.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Talk about divine punishment

If this doesn't convince the Hobo Pirate he's damnd and his gay owl from hazben hotel ain't helping him then nothing will

 

[W@rui]

If this doesn't convince the Hobo Pirate he's dawned and his gay owl from hazben hotel ain't helping him then nothing will

Don't worry, it wont convince him.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Styx is simply working on increasing his pirate aura, by having a stroke he can be more convincing that he’s a pirate of the high seas!

 

[White Christmas]

Wow, he stroked out and still managed to keep posting on X.

Every story he weaves is setting himself up with an alibi to cope with some incoming fuckery. He is laying the groundwork with the stroke story. Some of this is coming from attempting to manipulate Sam from afar and get her to reach out to him with "OMG ARE YOU OK?" The medical condition scam is scamming 101 because it manipulates people into turning away from the shit a person is doing, and forces them to feel bad and show concern instead. It preys on a normal person's empathy.

Of course, he announces that he is still able to write because that enables him to continue with the onslaught of Poopooopeeepeee essays despite being incapacitated with a stroke on Mel's mattress.

The broken laptop streaming of course, gives him an out as to why he won't stream today and show his new stroked out form. Has he streamed yet? We shall see...

I think in his own mind, he believes that he weaves this fairytale of being in the body of a sick 90-year-old man, the judge will somehow rescue him the gang bangers in NOLA. He still hasn't figured out that the justice system does not exist inside his fantasy world.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Looks like Styx got skullfucked by Stollas, he should include it in his next Nutty Norman book

 

[Leylon Sneed]

I could believe he had a TIA though

The type of stroke he is describing is entirely possible. Now, whether he is telling the truth, that is up to debate.

Is that the kind of thing where he would recover in just a couple of ours sufficiently to get on Twitter to tell his adoring audience?

 

[Beige]

My money’s on self-pity and sympathy baiting, combined with a mixture of actually wanting to die to avoid the consequences of completely fucking up his life, and a narcissistic desire to go out on a somewhat sympathetic and tragic note. Literal emo teenager-tier behavior.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

YARR STROKE ME TIMBERS I CANT READ THAT WELL YARR.

Is he that heavy of a drinker he could get stroke from that?
Or does he eat such a shit diet its from that?

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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"your honor, I had a big fat gay stroke and am unable to read or comprehend the crimes I committed. With this in mind, please let me go pretty please! "