🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[RacistNigga21]

I've obtained the bodycam footage from Tarl's Rutland arrest (we already had Nikki's video of this).
Here's a couple of clips. I'm uploading the originals to MEGA but it's taking a while.
Tarl-Arrest-Final.mp4
Tarl-Jail-Final.mp4
Not much new footage really but it is funny, and Tarl does briefly refuse to disarm until the police chief raises his voice at him.

This nigga is dressing like he’s in Bloodbourne

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Who the fuck walks around their own home (well, their parents' home) in a coat, fucking pirate hat, and a goddamn machete on their belt in a fucking crossdraw?

Someone who doesn't have central heat in their house. Or any heat at all, possibly. Not all castles have furnaces.

 

[ZipDisk]

packing that tricorne hat

One night when he was chatty in here I tried to convince him to switch to a bandana, he's not the captain of his domicile.

Who the fuck walks around their own home (well, their parents' home) in a coat, fucking pirate hat, and a goddamn machete on their belt in a fucking crossdraw?

Unironically walking around strapped sounds pretty cool dood. But tarl manages to do it lame.

Apparently Redfoot killed himself with a stupid shoulder rig (Shot himself in armpit fatally)
Zed's dead.

 

[TulpaTownW]

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Have you tried chanting Tolbas Sasolute to conjure an owl demon who will warm you with his gay feathery embrace?

Can @FaggotOwlDemon assist?

 

[Red Dye #5]

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Never been hotel

 

[Stinkum]

Pretty sure this is Styx weapon of choice. These were cheap garbage when they came out years ago, serious tool people dont these. You find em at walmart.

Arrrr that shoddy sabre would ne'er cut down an officer of the royal navy. That boy's no pirate he's a filthy landlubber.

 

[Guytoucher18]

He's just making buzzfeed tier content now. Top 10 favorite foods? Cmon. Is it filled with Chez Varvyck classics like peepee soup and filet of poopoo?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Top ten? Skanky pussy and dick are the only two things he knows.

 

[somevan]

Who the fuck walks around their own home (well, their parents' home) in a coat, fucking pirate hat, and a goddamn machete on their belt in a fucking crossdraw?

True goth badboys wear sweet hats, coats, boots, and carry knives in their home.

(He has a knife, it's just hidden)

 

[ShiverStar]

He's just making buzzfeed tier content now. Top 10 favorite foods? Cmon. Is it filled with Chez Varvyck classics like peepee soup and filet of poopoo?
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After talking about number six, the BLT from Tenneybrook (shout-out @Sekhmet666) He says it turns to poo poo.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He drank himself into a stupor and then broadcast his thoughts to the world daily for years

Yo Ho Me Hearties Yo Ho. A Pirates Life For Squeeeeeeee!

 

[anscochrome]

Top 10 favorite foods?

So he listed 10 different brands of ketchup from around the world?

 

[Leylon Sneed]

10 Turtle soup, he's amazed that Cajun food is Cajun food
9 Maple ham and sweet potato, his uncle makes peepee poopoo jokes too
8 His own chilli, regular chilli, also he can't ride a bike, he says spicy, but it sounds pretty bland
7 Mom's tuna noodle casserole, cheesy, needs more peas, he adds ketchup
6 Tennybrook BLT, he doesn't know that Tennybrook is a proper grocery store, Rutland only has gas stations (he doesn't know about the PubSub, no one tell him)
5 Medium rare steak Sam(?) makes, ribeye, marinated with onions and thyme, served with various vegetables
4 Dad's tomato basil soup, Roma tomatoes, creamy tomato soup, thickened with cream
3 His own yogurt fruit smoothie, Greek yogurt coconut water, assorted fruit, cardimum
2 Wanton soup from China Lite, probably a Rutland restaurant, sounds like house soup(not gonna lie house dishes are usually pretty, they tend to throw whatever they have laying around the kitchen in there), he came
1 Crawfish bisque, he doesn't know what bisque is, probably doesn't know what a crawdad is either, he's amazed that hole in the wall restaurants make bomb food

Talk about the most sheltered white trash taste imaginable.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I'm imagining Tarl packing for his New York getaway, packing that tricorne hat. Can't forget that damn hat!

Nothing says incognito like a massive, stinky leather hat from Temu.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Nothing says incognito like a massive, stinky leather hat from Temu.

Yeah, I imagine that it smells like the bike saddle of Roger Rottencrotch.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

"Please can I keep my hat on?"

My sides are in orbit. What a giant poof.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

10 Turtle soup, he's amazed that Cajun food is Cajun food
9 Maple ham and sweet potato, his uncle makes peepee poopoo jokes too
8 His own chilli, regular chilli, also he can't ride a bike, he says spicy, but it sounds pretty bland
7 Mom's tuna noodle casserole, cheesy, needs more peas, he adds ketchup
6 Tennybrook BLT, he doesn't know that Tennybrook is a proper grocery store, Rutland only has gas stations (he doesn't know about the PubSub, no one tell him)
5 Medium rare steak Sam(?) makes, ribeye, marinated with onions and thyme, served with various vegetables
4 Dad's tomato basil soup, Roma tomatoes, creamy tomato soup, thickened with cream
3 His own yogurt fruit smoothie, Greek yogurt coconut water, assorted fruit, cardimum
2 Wanton soup from China Lite, probably a Rutland restaurant, sounds like house soup(not gonna lie house dishes are usually pretty, they tend to throw whatever they have laying around the kitchen in there), he came
1 Crawfish bisque, he doesn't know what bisque is, probably doesn't know what a crawdad is either, he's amazed that hole in the wall restaurants make bomb food

Talk about the most sheltered white trash taste imaginable.

Didn't he disclose and discuss doing sexual shit with his uncle?

 

[HiveDull]

Thank you, honorable stinkum for producing the bodycam footage!
I laughed at this gay little flourish Tarl did with his machete and refusing to put it down at first. look at this stance!
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I fucking thought this was KingCobraJFS. Holy shit. He's even making the same weirdo pose that Cobra made when he was spotted in the wild.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

"Please can I keep my hat on?"

My sides are in orbit. What a giant poof.

And he said it in a whine!

He is also upset that SCOTUS limited Trump's tariff powers, but then Trump came out and slapped down new tariffs using another law.