🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Reading through those police reports about the details of Styx abusing completely different women with very consistent stories about guns, swords, and punching, he really is a huge piece of shit and deserves everything bad he gets in life. If he posts again the only response he should get is "kill yourself."
 
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He seems to have a shred of humor left. Maybe his videos will feature the new wench.
 
Reading through those police reports about the details of Styx abusing completely different women with very consistent stories about guns, swords, and punching, he really is a huge piece of shit and deserves everything bad he gets in life. If he posts again the only response he should get is "kill yourself."
Yeah I'm just asking all the desperate fans coming here to shit on us or defend him, just take a look at the evidence. When a pattern forms, and you know the women have not been in contact with each other, it's safe to say the stories are pretty accurate. I definitely don't # believeallwomen but I don't owe anything to a lying, woman beating piece of trash like Tarl. Lies have no rights, only the truth has rights.


>'Yeah, I could go for an immediate insemination angle'.

The ol' "keep a rich retard baby"
 
Just listened to a post-Nikki video and he sounds absolutely ridiculous with that damaged tooth. I guess I should have known those two gigantic ten commandments sized enamel tablets were holding back a powerful lisp.

He must have, as the black girls say, dat Hurricane Tongue.
 
Nikki should have kept that tooth as a war trophy:
The Tooth of Chaos - Demonic artifact
Description - Grants the bearer unlimited drinking ability. Item is cursed. -5 charisma hit. Attracts legal problems and BPD goblins.
 
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Nikki should have kept that tooth as a war trophy:
I know it's funny, but the cops' report said it was "loose." There was nothing about a crack or anything else. He's doing more damage to himself to try to pin on her, which he doesn't realize- it doesn't work that way. They also seemed somewhat surprised by his napkin bullshit immediately at the doorway, as though he was trying to wave it to implicate Nikki into more damage than she actually caused.
 
I, Tarl Warwick, leave: my "chemistry" notes to posterity and my immortal rolling backpack to an heir to my lofty position.
Nicknames: Uncle Tarl, Captain T, ?, Big T Man
Found with: anyone or band.re(?) with my immortal rolling backpack
Hangouts: The woods, my humble abode, anywhere where there is good food(?) or mischief to be had
Activities: Bothering the administration, obsessing over the 80's and swooning over Shelby Fillmore(?) no matter what my idiot pals(?) say
Remember: the time we got on the subject of "Silence of the Lambs", almost blowing up Nav's(?) laboratory, the "Silence(?) of the Pep Rally"
Future plans: Becoming a politician ...(?)
Quote: "Life isn't all about fairness, it's about God and cake and realizing that we will meet again anyway.
 
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Tarl Warwick

Nicknames: Uncle Tarl, Captain T., Tee, Big T Man

Found With: anyone at hand, or with my immortal rolling backpack

Hangs Out: The woods?
my humble abode, / my bucolic abode
anywhere where there is good food or mischief to be had

Activities: Infuriating the administration, ??????????????? < obsessing over the 80's and swooning over Shelby Fillmore(?) no matter what my idiot pals(?) say>
?????????????? <Remember: the time we got on the subject of "Silence of the Lambs", almost blowing up Nav's(?) laboratory, the "Silence(?) of the Pep Rally">

Future Plans: Becoming a politician (maybe)

Quote: “Life isn't all about distance. It's about God and cake and realizing that we will meet again anyways.”

Bottom caption under the photo:
Tarl Warwick, leave my chemistry notes to posterity with my immortal rolling backpack to an heir to my lofty position. ?

Sounds like a god damned weirdo who didnt play sports or get laid.

Note: I missed monks poast:


I, Tarl Warwick, leave: my "chemistry" notes to posterity and my immortal rolling backpack to an heir to my lofty position.
Nicknames: Uncle Tarl, Captain T, ?, Big T Man
Found with: anyone or band.re(?) with my immortal rolling backpack
Hangouts: The woods, my humble abode, anywhere where there is good food(?) or mischief to be had
Activities: Bothering the administration, obsessing over the 80's and swooning over Shelby Fillmore(?) no matter what my idiot pals(?) say
Remember: the time we got on the subject of "Silence of the Lambs", almost blowing up Nav's(?) laboratory, the "Silence(?) of the Pep Rally"
Future plans: Becoming a politician ...(?)
Quote: "Life isn't all about fairness, it's about God and cake and realizing that we will meet again anyway.



The Explaining Computers Christopher Barnatt haircut is a hoot.

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I know it's funny, but the cops' report said it was "loose." There was nothing about a crack or anything else. He's doing more damage to himself to try to pin on her, which he doesn't realize- it doesn't work that way. They also seemed somewhat surprised by his napkin bullshit immediately at the doorway, as though he was trying to wave it to implicate Nikki into more damage than she actually caused.

The tooth fell apart only after he got to New York. The previous days video showed an intact tooth. I wonder if it fell out during cunnilingus. The potato may now have vagina dentata.
 
Styx has been a libertarian for a while. Is the pirate hat a dark hint that he intends to go full sovereign citizen? Declare himself Admiral of the Ocean Sea and claim because of (bullshit) maritime law Louisiana and Vermont exercise no legal hold over him?
 
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Tarl Warwick

Nicknames: Uncle Tarl, Captain T., Tee, Big T Man

Found With: anyone at hand, or with my immortal rolling backpack

Hangs Out: The woods?
my humble abode, / my bucolic abode
anywhere where there is good food or mischief to be had

Activities: Infuriating the administration, ???????????????
??????????????

Future Plans: Becoming a politician (maybe)

Quote: “Life isn't all about distance. It's about God and cake and realizing that we will meet again anyways.”

Bottom caption under the photo:
Tarl Warwick, leaves my chemistry notes to posterity with my immortal rolling to an heir to my lofty position. ?

Sounds like a god damned weirdo who didnt play sports or get laid.


The Explaining Computers Christopher Barnatt haircut is a hoot.

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So he was pro God at one point then.
 
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