🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Begemot]

Mom and dad would intercept it for themselves.
He comes by his shit traits and personality honestly.

Would he drink Everclear, though?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Would he drink Everclear, though?

Pam looks like she'd drink methanol if you put it in front of her.

 

[DominoPetachi]

NASA is a good one because it often goes over their heads. jungle bunnies is a good one I think, its not overly harsh but it conveys contempt in a soft way.

others I've come across that is always handy to keep fresh, there are so many, its nice to have the choice ones ready for the picking - pavement ape, porch monkey, jungle bunny, jiggaboo, pickarninny, spook, sambo, shine, ghetto gorilla, tar baby, coon, blue-gum, sidewalk simian, section ape, dindu, moon cricket, mandingo, bantu beast, "future engineer and/or scientist," cultural enricher, cottonpicker, groid, stepinfetchit, eggplant, tutsoon / tootsoon / tootsune / titsoon / tizzone

the jigs and jews, man. the jigs are really jew golems, if the jewish influence over them was contained, they would be far less of a problem. always a jewish lawyer springing the violent ones from jail. these two groups of people so hated there has to be laws against disliking them. the jeets are getting intolerable as well, here at costco on the weekend, its jeets everywhere. its really a long way off from the 1980s where the usa felt like the usa, and not some garbage dump in the tird world.

You forgot “lunchtime rowdies”.

 

[Spergichu]

You puritan prudes mock him, but Stolas has granted Styx a super genius level intellect. As we speak, Styx is now planning his grand return to livestreaming.

Spoiler: A glimpse into the near future...

 

[DominoPetachi]

Yeah, and then the Aryan Princess Liz let this filthy animal knock her up it seems out of 4 billion women there are those that hate themselves enough to subject themselves to stinky land lubbing drunk junkie pirate losers with a collapsing jouTube channel.

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Spoiler: Liz in the buff

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TBF, Styx was at his peak when they were together. He wasn’t the skuzzy weird zombie vampirate layabout gripped by alcoholism that he is now. He even had clean nails back then.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I wonder if Pam packed Tarl a bagged lunch for his big adventure as a fugitive.
-A baloney and ketchup sandwich
-A few drinking boxes of wine
-A jar of biltong

I'm sure she helped him pack a bindle, like a little kid when they pretend to run away from home.

 

[DominoPetachi]

im starting to think styx got her to punch him cause he knew he was gonna be out that bitch within days and he did not want the bitch there going through his house filming it and categorizing everything in his family home while he was on the lam honestly pretty smart

Are you the same SnakesBleedRed who regularly blows smoke and super chats up Tarl’s soon-to-be prolapsed ass? How did you find this place?

 

[Autistic Joe]

Here is what AI spit out for me.
Robots are dumb.
I WANT MY PAAAAAAANS BACK! - Copy.mp3

Not gonna lie, it's kind of a banger!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It's gonna be a good day for big Ed if the wife lied to cover for Tarl absconding from thr jurisdiction. She and Tarl will both be in jail and Ed can bogart all the weed for himself. Maybe Nikki can cuck Styx's mom and work her way back in.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

This thread is just amazing. New and exciting stuff every day now. Styx is my favorite for the prestigious Julay's this year. There is absolutely zero chance that he is in rehab now IMO, I like to imagine that he is on the run.

No, I did not. This was the one time I was alone, sleeping in the Walmart parking lot. Sam was flown to Nola for the trial but no one would pay for me to be there.

Why not?

I would strongly advise anyone against providing personal information on the Farms. Styxhexenhammer is possibly the most exciting thread on here and you are the most interesting side character. I would strongly suggest that you do not provide any information at all about your next place of residence. There is one completely insane person following this thread who might be willing to harass you in real life. I would also suggest not posting any information or hints such as "There is a McDonalds over the road", "there is a large parking lot out front" or "it's ten minutes walk to work". There are autists here who will be able to work it out with sufficient information.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I now present the Tarl Warwick - Dracula Flow 2. Some of the lyrics are pretty fitting for everyone's favorite vampirate. I hope somebody (anybody) out there enjoys this one.

Styxcula Flow 2.mp4

Spoiler: Lyrics

That pussy better stank, otherwise I don't want it
Popped a Perc 30, got straight to fucking
That pussy dulce
Smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk
I see God
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes
Yeah, we getting that Pirate Bay alien shish kabab cordycep money
I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck
Smoking the Qui-Gon Jinn Vietnamese Phillips head runts
She suck me like a cordless Dyson V8
I'm in a K-hole, licking balloon knot
When I got the meat cannon, I be shootin' straight rope
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
Chanel optics got me seeing shit
I need fentanyl slime
I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?
I smoke real Emrānī rapscallion ghost nuggets
Y'all can't fuck with me
I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him
Yellow rubies glistening like piss
Gulping sea monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy
That coochie yummy, slime
That coochie doing it for me, slime
They thought they could stop the demon, I'm back
The zaza got me speaking Esperanto
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
We out here cloud-seeding, the scope gleaming
You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself
I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm getting too much money
Ass so fat, I'm peaking off this Danny Phantom slime
Can you remind me who I am?
Get the president on the phone now
I fronted him a brick, I need my money
Hello? Blac Chyna?

That image looks like you combined Styx with Tommie Tooter.
XD

 

[SnakesBleedRed]

If you read @Sekhmet666 leading up to the Rutland Rumble at Schloss Warwick where Nikki gave Tarlgina a whippin, it was pretty clear he was being extra fucky trying to prompt a response. She works for all the weed, smokes, beer, booze, food and bovrite money and she prefers to sleep until late morning to charge up for her next shift and Tard starts dancing jigs, talking to cats, talking loudly, doing shit to piss her off, etc.

yea i know but you remember he just let her stay there for free cause she was homeless and once she started telling everyone here about every single fucking detail of his life for some fucking reason even though she claimed to love him (lol) and once he found out about her doing that he told her to leave but she went to his mom ( who i gather is a hippie skank just like sekmet666) and offered her money with a sob story that she had no where to go and this his dumb mom said ok! and then she started gloating on here how she was gonna tell everyone everything about his daily life and there is nothing styx good do about it witch IMO would piss me off more then anything so getting her to punch him was truly a smart move

 

[PsychoSam]

Say it ain't so????

 

[deleuzeon]

This thread is just amazing. New and exciting stuff every day now. Styx is my favorite for the prestigious Julay's this year. There is absolutely zero chance that he is in rehab now IMO, I like to imagine that he is on the run.

The first month has been a legendary run but I fear he's going to actually face half a year in alligator alcatraz down Louisiana way and things will die down a lot. Nobody's gonna remember January by the end of the year

Hopefully he can finagle a cell phone in prison and keep posting with us through his confinement. That could save it easily. Daily buck breaking updates.

 

[FaggotOwlDemon]

That image looks like you combined Styx with Tommie Tooter.
XD

I combined Styx with the Dracula flow guy (John Davis Walker).

 

[SnakesBleedRed]

Another former fan. Welcome. He comes to the thread from time to time to abuse us.

i still like styx but when i found out he gave his car to that fucking walking STD demon sam i almost had a stroke i was so pissed , and thank you! i appreciate that! LOL he does ? what does he do??

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dude are you fucking kidding me................

Are you the same SnakesBleedRed who regularly blows smoke and super chats up Tarl’s soon-to-be prolapsed ass? How did you find this place?

yes this is me but, ive never given styx any money so no ive never "super chatted" him im the guy who desperately wants him to spit in sams face and never talk to her again but he just tells me he loves her its fucking infuriating and i found this place in my desperate search to find out what happened to styx toyota avalon cause i knew he was fucking lying to me

 

[deleuzeon]

i still like styx but when i found out he gave his car to that fucking walking STD demon sam i almost had a stroke i was so pissed , and thank you! i appreciate that! LOL he does ? what does he do??

For a while he was in here all the time arguing with three different exes who also posted in here. He's also tried to prove that he makes a six figure income and that his Glock "malfunctioned" and that his tooth was shattered by Nikki but his attempts at these proofs have never been very good and only draw scorn and ridicule. The truth is he's in a deep state of alcoholic decline and his unwarranted superiority complex and smug affect is gasoline for an Internet drama forum such as this.

 

[SnakesBleedRed]

he also lied to me about dying with his mellow dramatic high school play level of love sick and "dying from a broken heart" like a total faggot witch really pissed me off to i wish i lived in rutland (not really it sounds worse then where im from lol ) so i could slap him in his fucking face and wake his pussy obsessed ass up

 

[FaggotOwlDemon]

once she started telling everyone here about every single fucking detail of his life for some fucking reason even though she claimed to love him

You must remember she was completely on his side until Oct 11th when their bond was severed and he fucked Sam again. After that day it was all downhill and Nikki was officially relegated to Tarl's slampig. After which she proceeded to dig up plenty of truffles and I am very grateful for that.

Nikkster was very clear about exactly when their relationship ended and she became a fuck puppet, cunnalingus-receiving slave nuisance to him, with only delusions of meaningful emotions left inside her.

 

[SnakesBleedRed]

For a while he was in here all the time arguing with three different exes who also posted in here. He's also tried to prove that he makes a six figure income and that his Glock "malfunctioned" and that his tooth was shattered by Nikki but his attempts at these proofs have never been very good and only draw scorn and ridicule. The truth is he's in a deep state of alcoholic decline and his unwarranted superiority complex and smug affect is gasoline for an Internet drama forum such as this.

bro when his ass lost his gun rights he fucking lied to me for 3 weeks at first before finally coming clean and admitting that the most cursed puss filled meat flap pussy having bitch sam was the reason he lost them i swer to god i thought i was gonna have an infarction...

You must remember she was completely on his side until Oct 11th when their bond was severed and he fucked Sam again. After that day it was all downhill and Nikki was officially relegated to Tarl's slampig. After which she proceeded to dig up plenty of truffles and I am very grateful for that.

Nikkster was very clear about exactly when their relationship ended and she became a fuck puppet, cunnalingus-receiving slave nuisance to him, with only delusions of meaningful emotions left inside her.

i agree witch is why she is so god damn repulsive on top of the fact that she still claimed to be "in love with him and be his wife and care taker" some fucking care taker! my god she is as dastardly as the black one that thinks she is pretty and smart