🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Laylithe]

Disfunction is sadly all you are accustomed to.

Programmer cant even spell dysfunction properly.

Dis function is what I am accustomed do, dis one right here yes'm.

Ladies, ladies, can you settle down for a while? I have to make enough Jell-O to fill a kiddy pool.. would either of you happen to have a kiddy pool?

I do, and I've even got the kids!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I do, and I've even got the kids!

Yay! Traumatizing the kids for Christmas!

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Programmer cant even spell dysfunction properly.

Dis function is what I am accustomed do, dis one right here yes'm.

Dis is not functioning.

Are you feeling inferior today?

 

[Laylithe]

Yay! Traumatizing the kids for Christmas!

Totally; they're so traumatized from being actually taken care of; like being forced to take baths and having their hair brushed for the first time in a week since they last saw me.

 

[Godmode]

I didn't mean to spark insecurity in Samantha for her white pride.

Jeez, what a bitch.
I thought she was starving and fucked for rent.

Sam cannot allow a good deed to go unpunished.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Totally; they're so traumatized from being actually taken care of; like being forced to take baths and having their hair brushed for the first time in a week since they last saw me.

Remind me how such a loving and attentive mother lost custody?

 

[Laylithe]

Dis is not functioning.

Are you feeling inferior today?

No I'm just annoyed at you for giving me $100 when you shouldve bought your kid a hoverball; but thanks for buying my kids McDonald's.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Sam cannot allow a good deed to go unpunished. https://youtube.com/watch?v=RuHK8iROgJ0

True, but that doesn't make Tarl a good guy.

No I'm just annoyed at you for giving me $100 when you shouldve bought your kid a hoverball; but thanks for buying my kids McDonald's.

 

[DominoPetachi]

We have been listening to women and the world has gone to shit ever since.

What have you been listening to women about?

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

No I'm just annoyed at you for giving me $100 when you shouldve bought your kid a hoverball; but thanks for buying my kids McDonald's.

YOU ARE BRAINWASHED.

You fed your kids slop, but that's on you.

 

[Laylithe]

Remind me how such a loving and attentive mother lost custody?

Because she was never given a break, love, affection, she was alienated from her family, shamed any time she wanted to hang out with friends or express her beliefs about the world so she turned into a total and complete bitch like she needed to so she could live her life for something outside of her vindictive and cruel husband who uses her kids as pawns, weapons, a tool to shame me. Its not working.

Fuck living under the heels of dick-potatoes. Give me Liberty or Give me Death.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Give me Death

Stay with Tarl. I've seen the ending to that particular movie.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Sam cannot allow a good deed to go unpunished. https://youtube.com/watch?v=RuHK8iROgJ0

I feel like they’re putting on a show, but fuck it, I’m amused.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

That's reassuring, because you'll never be a willowy, fey Dutch girl

Neither will you

Do wahhhhhhhtever you want. Do as thou wilt.

Is that why you're a single Mom?

Would someone please summarize the last 40 pages somehow?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

No I'm just annoyed at you for giving me $100 when you shouldve bought your kid a hoverball; but thanks for buying my kids McDonald's.

Take note, Tarl. Even giv8ng her money doesn't appease her. Of course, you should have noticed that long ago.

 

[TulpaTownW]

oh my fuckin god... 40 pages.. of what!? what like a few days? Glad I was wrapping presents and making candy, holy shit. Would someone please summarize the last 40 pages somehow?

literally nothing has happened.

 

[Laylithe]

I feel like they’re putting on a show, but fuck it, I’m amused.

A hunned dollah make u holla

 

[Godmode]

Because she was never given a break, love, affection, she was alienated from her family, shamed any time she wanted to hang out with friends or express her beliefs about the world so she turned into a total and complete bitch like she needed to so she could live her life for something outside of her vindictive and cruel husband who uses her kids as pawns, weapons, a tool to shame me. Its not working.

Fuck living under the heels of dick-potatoes. Give me Liberty or Give me Death.

So you're a victim of:
-Your parents
-Tarl
-Dylan
-The courts
-Your employer
-Your landlord
-Doctors
etc............

I think there might be a pattern.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

I feel like they’re putting on a show, but fuck it, I’m amused.

Not a show.

I'm not sure what crawled up her ass.

 

[Laylithe]

Take note, Tarl. Even giv8ng her money doesn't appease her. Of course, you should have noticed that long ago.

Being an honest, good man would've appeased me. I suppose I went to Burger King and asked for a Ribeye and Caesar salad, golly gee do I feel foolish.

Sidenote: thank GOODNESS I can go to a grocery store and cook for myself.