🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

You best start believin in dogs with keys, matey🦜☠️
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I read the featured post as "Ricky Burwick," and immediately imagined that cripple attempting to beat a woman while crawling around on the floor. Then I scrolled up, read something about "drunk pirate" and I thought I missed some new Ricky Burwick arc until I remembered who that actually describes. I tried to make Grok bring my vision to life but it couldn't quite get the "fleeing woman" part right. image (1).webp
 
@F95 I thought we had court documentation that Styx took the domestic violence courses. I was shocked at the time that Styx seemed to be making all of the right moves and going along with the program instead of pulling a Rekieta.

The only thing Styx didn't comply with was staying off of alcohol. But it appears he got away with that with the courts none the wiser.
 
Holy shit what a Lolcow way of explaining shit.

First tho, did his hat get bigger? I actually cannot stop staring at his hat… it is so big and so distracting the way it moves. It’s like a fake 3D movie.

Second. He asked for a trail by Judge but didn’t testify to the judge? Then what the fuck was the point? Did you think the judge was just gonna be a big stytxemhammer fan and just see his name and immediately slam his gravel and scream, not guilty?

Lastly, insert “I did not hit her. I did not, oh hi Mark” meme cuz that what Tarl did. How many times did he say “I did not”?
 
"No Officer I did not push her down the stairs...I cursed her to fall down the stairs...and then MYSTERIOUS CURSE HANDS SHOVED HER!"
 
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