🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Vapid_Idiot]

Why hasn’t Trump released the jobs report, Tarl?



Where’s the GDP report Toral? TORALLL?!!!

 

[Gator_Aids]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

When translated from Goth-tard we get:
“Enjoy prison stalker child!”

What an amazing coincidence.

 

[slungus22]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

can u do a tutorial for hexes

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

I know that the Lord works in mysterious ways, but I can't for the life of me think of a reason to take Cobes before this cretin.

 

[Aquarius]

Fuck you, Tarl, you woman-beating hack. Christ is king and Cobra’s magic was better than yours.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Look, @Styxhexenhammer666 despite "Tarl Warwick" being the most wizard-sounding name in existence, I genuinely do hope you leave the sorcery behind and find something actually fulfilling to do with your life.

Casting spells, getting wasted and slamming BPD pussy is not all existence has to offer man. Stolas doesn't care about you and it's clear you aren't fucking happy.

 

[Meat Target]

OH I AM PETRIFIED
HAVE MERCY TARL

2:28

 

[AnOminous]

Tard Wartdick spell = claim to cast a spell against enemies then claim any bad news story that day is the result of your gay spell.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

Why haven't you cast a spell to not look like a goofy-ass nerd yet?

 

[Scarthew]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I'm just a simple feature tourist nigger but I gotta say pretending to be a wizard seriously way into adulthood is the gayest thing on the planet. If you put up two monitors one featuring gay sex and the other Tarl claiming he used black magic to have a guy that he didn't like killed at least 50% will say Tarl is gayer.
That being said PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC TWU

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I'm still wondering why Stolas of all demons?

Like sure he's a prince of hell and all but he's 1) simply a demon of knowledge and 2) one of the few demons that is actively pacifistic.

You're literally worshipping the nerd demon. Are there not any cooler ones to pick from?

 

[Medic]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

This is what I can imagine you sounding like right now. Do your worst stalker child.

0:06

 

[AnOminous]

That being said PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC TWU

At least Cobes could cast a circle of protection instead of some gay chaos shit. Also he's up in Heaven with Ozzy.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

spells arent real dude

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

At least Cobes could cast a circle of protection instead of some gay chaos shit. Also he's up in Heaven with Ozzy.

"What’s reality? I don’t know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he’s looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can’t really panic, he just does the best he can."

 

[Cancer ♥]

I would not waste a spell on you

Can you holler at our friend Raum? So far I only find wallets with regular frequency but I need a big score

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

@Styxhexenhammer666
For real... if you have magic why are you still in such an awful position in life? @Harm has it pretty correct about that.
Even as a wizard you fail. Even evil wizards have accomplished enough to not live in a shit hole with parents drunk doing a bunch of nothing.
Oh.... that's right.... you've chosen to not be an adult. At least use you magic to not be so gay. Lots of magic users use their magic to not be so gay in life. Also I find it hilarious that you put Samantha on a pedalstool for being a good mother and you can't even fix your shit to be a good dad. Not even a little.
@GayResearchVlogger I doubt you actually care about any promises made. Either drop some receipts or stop yapping. No one thinks you are loyal in any sense. You came here to dunk on Tard Wizard.

 

[Greatest Gonger]

Hey styx is back! Seems like this thread is mostly jilted female gossip and a bunch of alogs calling him a nigger, plus now that it is featured, tourists like myself and people trying to be funny (mostly unsuccessfully)

I imagine it would be very irritating to have such a thread but, styx darling, you know engaging in a slap fight here is not the solution. There is only a single outcome when one begins to engage, and that is a total tomlinsonization. Yes, you too, even with your great powers, will one day be childing half retarded posters, who themselves are smoking crack in a basement somewhere.

The child hex is to true magic what eating straight cornstarch is to a roast beef dinner, to be reduced to it is truly a niggerification of the lowest order.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I was told there would be magic here, and I don't see anything. Nothing to counterspell, no curses to dispel, not even an imp to kick back into ash.

Shameful display, even the tumblr witches can get a mild rumbling of magic going.