🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Alright everyone.

I'm not entirely certain who is who and what is going on here, but I just want to say that this thread is fucking amazing!

That's about all. Peace out.

 

[DDR Yoga]

Alright everyone.

I'm not entirely certain who is who and what is going on here, but I just want to say that this thread is fucking amazing!

That's about all. Peace out.

Perhaps we can update this Character Guide as we go:

Naijella86 - Black British jilted ex-lover. Stayed with Tarl in Vermont for a few weeks and still loves him. Also has lesbianicious tendencies and heavy periods.

Laylithe - a.k.a. Samantha. Lived at Warwick Castle for a year before Tarl dropped her like a bad habit for his then soon-to-be trad aryan wife, Elisabeth. Is now a mother to 3 kids via her husband, Dylan, but has abandoned the family and is now back with Tarl.

Open Book - Dylan? Liz?

Human Mystery - Doesn't seem too fond of any of the other characters. Sometimes writes cryptic/autistic poetry. Maybe Dylan? Maybe just another jilted lover?

MunsterCheeseJr - Seems inquisitive but also somehow connected. May or may not be involved.

 

[Pomniman]

I don't even like his videos anymore because they suck, but honestly... after seeing all these dingbats crawl out from the woodwork all over again... fuck 'em all. I'm team Styx. These hoes all deserve to suffer.

 

[Schizofriend]

I don't even like his videos anymore because they suck, but honestly... after seeing all these dingbats crawl out from the woodwork all over again... fuck 'em all. I'm team Styx. These hoes all deserve to suffer.

Maybe it's just a terrible person surrounding himself with terrible people? Happens all the time. Although, most of them just seem autistic tbh.

 

[Godmode]

What do you think the odds are that this is the real Styxhexenhammer666?

That said, about the only way Styx could be subjected to England's laws would be if he were to initiate a lawsuit against someone in England's court. Styx can't pull this crap and still expect to hold a threat of a lawsuit against Naijella86. Hell, statements like that might even hold criminal consequences in England's courts.

I would say that there is a zero percent chance that Styx would ever try to sue Naijella86 in England lest all of his statements that verge on criminal be admitted and he face real prison.

@Naijella86 Styx just handed you your get out of lawsuit card free. No more worries.

Seeing as to how he appears to have just doxxed @Naijella86 's last name, I would say 99%.

Hey @Naijella86 here ais another DM.

Now fuck off. Or face the consequences. I do not care about your barrister friend. You have no jurisdiction here. I will pile drive you like you deserve slut. You're muzzled by British law. I am not. Fuck yourself you goddamn retard.
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I thought you were against doxxing dude?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Tarl is just stopping by to see if we got his nude posts. Don't worry Tarl. We got them. Thanks!

Spoiler NSFW shit you utter asshat.

 

[bifftango]

Dude, was there a gas leak in here? This thread went from zero to Days of Our Lives in a few weeks.

 

[Schizofriend]

Dude, was there a gas leak in here? This thread went from zero to Days of Our Lives in a few weeks.

In a single day actually.

 

[Billy Bong]

The embittered exes of Styx: The Tale That Cannot be Told!
<an unrequited love story?>
Stay tuned clankers!
Let's watch!

 

[Open Book]

Perhaps we can update this Character Guide as we go:

Naijella86 - Black British jilted ex-lover. Stayed with Tarl in Vermont for a few weeks and still loves him. Also has lesbianicious tendencies and heavy periods.

Laylithe - a.k.a. Samantha. Lived at Warwick Castle for a year before Tarl dropped her like a bad habit for his then soon-to-be trad aryan wife, Elisabeth. Is now a mother to 3 kids via her husband, Dylan, but has abandoned the family and is now back with Tarl.

Open Book - Dylan? Liz?

Human Mystery - Doesn't seem too fond of any of the other characters. Sometimes writes cryptic/autistic poetry. Maybe Dylan? Maybe just another jilted lover?

MunsterCheeseJr - Seems inquisitive but also somehow connected. May or may not be involved.

I'm honored I was added to the list of characters, but I'm none of the above. I'm just here for a good time.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I'm honored I was added to the list of characters, but I'm none of the above. I'm just here for a good time.

@Open Book You and me both buddy. You and me both. Say, do you want to get together and have my abortion? I'll brew up the herbal tea from my scrub brush garden. And maybe even massacre a decent roast in a boiling pot of water for you.

Send tit pics to apply for my USB archive. I promise they will never leak. If you play your cards right, maybe I will marry you too.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

You know, I was just saying to myself, "You know what the Styx thread really needs? An absolutely wretched photo of bloody vaginal discharge!" Thanks England, very cool! If somebody touched that bloodstain, would they see a Dark Souls ghost swinging from a tree, or would they just get AIDS?

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

im team @Naijella86

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

im team @Naijella86

Im team nigger. How is anyone taking the attenion whore seriously?

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[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Im team nigger. How is anyone taking the attenion whore seriously?

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Niggerbritches needs all the attention to fill the gap between those huge front monkey munchers.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Good Lord--the jilted Brit is raising snakes under her weave. A few pence short of a pound. Compulsively exposing herself on social media--deploying cleavage, troweling on the warpaint, using fat girl angle in every video. I call it here: she's part of the locust plague we label Axis II or Cluster B, with a predominance of histrionic features, especially wanting to hump the rump of her female workmate. The menstrual blood snap was the topper on the whole fucked up cake. Tarl is not very discriminating, is he?

You know, I was just saying to myself, "You know what the Styx thread really needs? An absolutely wretched photo of bloody vaginal discharge!" Thanks England, very cool!

If you sort of squint at it, you can make out the ruddy physiognomy of Marty Feldman wrestling an octopus into an empty onion bag.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao. I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.

I suspect that Stolas sells salvage-titled hookers at his day job. Poor excuse for a demon.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao.

Imagine being scared of that pencil-neck geek. SAD!

https://youtu.be/XkB_CFi9row

 

[DDR Yoga]

I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao. I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.

He put them all back in their boxes like Quagmire when he has to round up a bunch of escapees from the trunk of his car.