Stupid band names

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Honestly, I'm surprised no one mentioned ██████ yet.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

When I was growing up, there was this one local band.
"Dick And The Suckers"
Not even joking.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The Beatles.
That's not how you spell beetles you dumb dumbs.

 

[nad7155]

The Beatles.

They did that for a reason.

I guess they were wack.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Butthole Surfers
Avenged Sevenfold
Asking Alexandria
Blood on the Dance Floor

So the LORD said to him, "Therefore whoever kills Cain, vengeance will be taken on him sevenfold." And the LORD appointed a sign for Cain, so that no one finding him would slay him.

http://biblehub.com/genesis/4-15.htm
And apparently they did a song referencing the story of Cain and Able...
I can't tell if that's Chris-level autistic or brilliant.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

They did that for a reason.

I guess they were wack.

Someone doesn't understand how jokes go.

PS- Have you heard their music? They're wack as fuck.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Nobody mentioned b-23s, Veruca Salt or The Dead Hensons yet?

(The Dead Hensons was a band that did rock covers of Muppet songs.)

 

[Lady Houligan]

When I was in high school, I was in a band called Oblivion Enigma. My friend named us after his pretentious AIM screenname. Not even joking.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody mentioned b-23s, Veruca Salt or The Dead Hensons yet?

I like Veruca Salt. Not the band itself, but the name.

 

[Guzzlord]

Wanted to mention Giraffes? Giraffes! but sadly someone came ahead of me ;_;

i just remembered a few... interesting german bandnames, so i translated them for yall

Japanische Kampfhörspiele (japanese combat-audiodramas )
Einstürzende Neubauten (collapsing new-buildings)
Hirsche nicht aufs Sofa (No deer on the sofa)
Arschgefickte Gummizofen (assfucked rubber-maids or so???)

 

[Nick Drake]

I always thought the feelies had a stupid name, even though they were a great band.
Same with weezer.
Violent femmes is kind of a stupid name too tbh.
For the record I like all these groups.

 

[Abethedemon]

xXCUNTKICKERXx
https://cuntkicker.bandcamp.com

 

[The Fair Lady]

I always thought Goo Goo Dolls sounded ridiculous, even as a kid.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I always hated how the guys in Led Zeppelin weren't allowed to spell the word "Lead" correctly, but it's still a great name.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Limp Bizkit, Nickelback, Blink-182, Korn, fun., The The, Sunn 0))), Mr. Mister, or 30 Seconds to Mars yet. Those are pretty obvious picks, and they're bands everyone hates.

I can't decide weather or not Fall Out Boy is a bad band name. Especially since where they really shine is in bad album and song titles, like "I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)".

What the hell is that shit?

 

[Lunete]

The Butthole Surfers

 

[AnOminous]

I always hated how the guys in Led Zeppelin weren't allowed to spell the word "Lead" correctly, but it's still a great name.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Limp Bizkit, Nickelback, Blink-182, Korn, fun., The The, Sunn 0))), Mr. Mister, or 30 Seconds to Mars yet. Those are pretty obvious picks, and they're bands everyone hates.

Hmm. Other than The The and arguably Korn, it's maybe because all those bands are way dumber than their dumb names.

 

[Ariel]

Every hardcore and punk band ever. (my friends had one called Upturned Spastic Bus)

Does Exploding Plastic Inevitable count?

 

[holy buttocks]

When I was in high school, I was in a band called Oblivion Enigma. My friend named us after his pretentious AIM screenname. Not even joking.

What does that even mean?

Speaking of which, in middle school there was a band that changed names every other day and they were all stupid as shit. Zirca 5, Twizted Inzanity and darkness.overload

 

[supdup]

http://www.last.fm/music/Tattoo+the+Devil

Tattoo the Devil.

I kid you not. Horrible, horrible band name.

 

[Big Nasty]

Necroing this because I just remembered this old local garage metal band called SHITLORDS OF EVIL HELL.

I actually have a kick-ass concert poster of theirs stashed somewhere, featuring a drawing of a werewolf in chains in a dungeon...