Stupid band names

[Jeff Boomhauer]

There's some Gen Z. indie pop band with an awful cover of "Girl Put Your Records On" out now. Their name is Ritt Momney.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Furry paper

 

[Luminous47]

Jimmy Eat World and Hootie and the Blowfish are bandnames that just make no sense whatsoever IMO.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

On a similar note The Band or any other band that has a name that's so generic it's way more difficult to look them up than it should be. Ha ha irony. Very clever you fucking hipsters.

Ha, remember the '90s alternative band Live? Jesus man, was it ever confusing to look them up online in the early days of the internet.

 

[Positron]

I love their music but I'm not happy with the name Dead Can Dance.

 

[Big Nasty]

The Field Mice

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

They're actually pretty cool but:

Who is Randy? Is that the name of the Cabbage Demon on the cover who appears to be drawn by a high schooler bored in math class?

 

[Nobue]

Vaginal Discharge

 

[Benzo Samurai]

"she said destroy"; i really hate this one for some reason
"the the"; i kind of like it eventhough its dumb
"the band"; kind of lame
"death"; i love the band but the name is a little dumb

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

"Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Someone_Still_Loves_You_Boris_Yeltsin

 

[drtoboggan]

Bands with "Metal" in their names
Metal Law
Metal Inquisitor
Metalium
Metalachi
Metallica
Metal Church
Eagles of Death Metal
Metal (Yes, that's a band name, they're not terribly good)

Hey now, Eagles of Death Metal are awesome.

 

[round robin]

Jimmy Eat World and Hootie and the Blowfish are bandnames that just make no sense whatsoever IMO.

What, you saying you don't like the name JEW?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

"the academy is..."

 

[Stoneheart]

Hey now, Eagles of Death Metal are awesome.

just their music... they cucked out hard after getting shot at by muslims...
they should have covered Saxon for their next lp...

 

[All Cops Are Based]

"she said destroy"; i really hate this one for some reason

oh yeah this one is cringey.
whoa... a g-g-GIRL said a word like destroy? wtf I didn't know g-girls were based like that..

 

[Tin]

Portugal. The Man

 

[Rob Van Ham]

Pretty Maids. They're an awesome hard rock/metal band but man that is such a faggy name. I would also say Ten as well as Dr. Hook.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Al Hayat Media Center, Autistic Rage Festival, Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Boys

 

[Chongqing]

Bat wing
Pussy riot
Pogo

 

[TurdEthics]

Thou