STRUGGLES BEING ME| PART 2 7/4/2018

[thejackal]

I like to do my own laundry

[can't physically reach into washer to pull out laundry]

well this day's ruined.

 

[ADHD]

AR: Clothes don't fit me right and the ones that do are ugly
S: lose weight. Learning to sew might also help.

She could also afford to buy larger clothes and get them tailored to fit her, but there's not much point to that since she keeps gaining weight.

 

[Owlflaps]

Still looking forward to her third video where she can't wipe and can't fuck properly.

 

[WiseAlec]

Do you think she is going to admit to having to wipe her ass with a poop wand?

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

I don’t know about you guys, but something tells me she might not upload the last video in this “”series, since Amber can’t follow through with anything.

 

[pickleniggo]

These videos might as well be called #shitkiwissay. Amber, we're smart enough to figure out that if you can't pull laundry out of the dryer, there's no way you can be taking care of your physical hygiene on your own. I hope Becky is getting paid in more than just coloring books and cheap tee shirts.

 

[smallmilk]

Wow poor Al, I feel so bad for you IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU COULD DO

 

[Sanchez]

What bothered me the most about this video was that she hasn't seen the label "One Size Fits Most." I'm fairly certain most companies changed their labels to say that since the beginning of this fat fuck obesity epidemic.

 

[Long time lurker]

Even if Amber was on the lower end of what is considered normal weight for her height, she'd have problems with "one size fits all" clothing because it would be too long and/or too big for her.

Somehow I don't think a series of videos describing the struggles of being short would get a lot of view$.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

These videos are just proving that she doesn't understand/realize that these things are happening to her as a consequence of her actions. She just seems to accept this as her life and thinks other people are lucky that they aren't like this.

I think that's the only part that's less lol-worthy/more annoying than anything to me. There are people out there with legitimate chronic health conditions that they can't help and they don't seek out the asspats she does or expect the world to change for them. She can at least try to improve the situation she put herself in.

 

[um actually]

It's hard.

SHE HAS AN EATING DISORDER, GORL, WEREN’T YOU LISSENIN?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's almost like being grotesquely overweight is detrimental to your health or something.

Kind of like she needs to lose a lot of weight if she wants to lead a healthy normal life.

I dunno, I could be wrong.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It's Groundgooorl Day. This is pretty much yesterday's memememe gripes v2.0 - ow hurts, ow not fair, ow you guize just don't know.

Should be called "Struggles? Being me." Being her would be a struggle for anyone...

Sadly, I no longer retain even that tiniest flicker of previously held. We're never going to hear about the rag-on-a-stick or what heavy plant machinery Becks utilizes to maintain her gooorlfren. At least give us a picture of the crane, you tedious lump of squelch. JCB might sponsor you.

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

In what fucking world does a 500 pound person think, "Oh boy! One size fits all!" and believe it's going to fit them???? What fucking world?

Amber,

Please, please, get health insurance. You are at a point that you need surgery to help you because you aren't going to be able to do it yourself.

If you could fix this on your own you would have by now. It's time to move to Houston.

 

[DuckSucker]

Teenage boys will do anything to get some action.

TBH a good chunk of adult men will too. Just not the types that anyone wants, like Russel Greer.

Literally no women finds "you'd be X if you weren't Y" comments nice. You'd be so attractive if you weren't dark skinned/fat/short/Jewish/whatever... its all backhanded and demeaning as hell.

I dont think anybody finds them complementary, honestly. It's a pretty rude thing to say. "Youd be good at math if you werent so retarded". It applies pretty much everywhere -- it's kind of just a straight-up insult.

 

[★[Censored]★]

Lol @ her on one size fits all. That's literally the dumbest shit ever, companies will usually show a size chart of the sizes they go to or the largest you can be for their product like that. Everyone knows usually one size fits all means "one size fits all the sizes we have listed".
Even then, they have already started calling it One size fits most

 

[ALs Bra]

She seems to be copying Shane Dawson with this 3 parter-series idea.

Wouldn't be surprised if the 'embarrassing stuff' she talks about in the final part is more rubbish we already know like that time she broke a couch or how her 'embarrassing' it is to spend so much of her youtube dollars on multiple water bottles/journals/stickers on her failed weightloss journeys.

This is Amber we're talking about, are we really going to get a painfully honest rag-on-stick, Necky buttwiping, series of levers and pulleys for sex sorts of truths?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

So she thinks about her weight, breaking stuff and dy-eeeeen "all the time" yet previously has said she thinks about food all the time.

So the contents of her mind are essentially a shipping-container sized coffin on a broken trestle, with a bouquet placed on top. Made out of muffins.

Yep, sounds about right.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Did anyone else catch that she said something to the effect of "I look in the mirror, and, like, woah!"?

It's like she has body dismorphic disorder, but she thinks she's smaller than she truely is. All the heavy gasps for air and side stepping through doorways doesn't clue her in..it is the mirror, not the scale, that hits her.

Leave it to Hamber.

 

[Crisseh]

She said that a guy told her that if she was skinny she'd be the "hottest and most attractive girl on this whole planet".

Yeah I'm amazed at her sheer naive outlook.

You can't go from 520+ pounds to 150 and not have massive loose skin, and a face that's been wrinkled due to the stretching out process. Let alone the loose skin that will collect on her neck.

If anything she'll just look older, and have to hide her body still because the skins been ruined by her obesity.