Strip clubs are basically just OnlyFans in real life

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

You throw money at women just because they show you their boobs, sometimes they're not even fully naked.
OnlyFans is an electronic version of a strip club, nothing more.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I don't know which one is more depressing though

 

[Jack Awful]

At least you can rush the strip club stage and molest the women (before being arrested)

 

[rel=alternate]

I honestly don't understand strip clubs.

To me, it's the version of people who go to clubs but more sad.

Why not just hire a whore and get exactly what you want for a fixed price, in the privacy of wherever this happens? I just don't get it.

I've been to strip clubs when I was in my early 20s and it was honestly depressing, underwhelming and very expensive for what it was.

Then again, I don't understand the appeal of Onlyfans either, so you probably have a point.

 

[Colon capital V]

It took you this long to realize that?

Also it's the other way around, OnlyFans are basically strip clubs but online but way more pathetic cause instead of being face to face with a whore, simps will gladly take a personal message from them; probably automated by a manager or a bot thanking them for their $400 donation.

 

[gang weeder]

Is this really that deep of a thought?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

The difference being if you laugh at a fat or ugly chick on OF she can't immediately stab you with a nail file and have Deacon come throw you out again.

 

[ClashCity]

Ive never gotten blown watching Onlyfans so I'll say there's a slight difference.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You all need to socialize more.

 

[Pee Cola]

OnlyFans > strip club. It's way cheaper to drink at home, plus you don't run the risk of being thrown out by security if they or one of the performers takes a dislike to you.

That said, not cooming at all > OnlyFans... or if you must pay to coom, do it properly. Go to a Rub and Tug for a happy ending.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

True but OnlyFan will never replace the real life magic of going to a strip club in Mexico completely shitfaced and waking up the next morning with a nipple piercing you don't know where you got it and why you got it.

 

[Bonesjones]

If you have meth or cocaine in a strip club you can probably fuck them. If you have meth and cocaine and your on onlyfans, you probably live in a gooncave.

 

[seri0us]

At least you can rush the strip club stage and molest the women (before being arrested)

When they played "Shout", I shouted. When they played "Jump", I jumped. When they played "Come on Eileen", I got thrown out.

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

Isn't it the other way around?

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Isn't it the other way around?

Butt stuff is for queers and niggers.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Strip clubs are more of a social environment. It's less about the dancing naked women and more about having a laugh with the bros about the dancing naked women.

 

[Level99Manchild]

It took you this long to realize that?

Also it's the other way around, OnlyFans are basically strip clubs but online but way more pathetic cause instead of being face to face with a whore, simps will gladly take a personal message from them; probably automated by a manager or a bot thanking them for their $400 donation.

Ethots won't even read your message let alone say your name. A stripper will at least say, "Thank you, sweetie" before she latches onto some old, crusty simp or some naive fuck they can manipulate for money. You also get to see the thot who will never remember your name, but how much you tip her for a shitty lapdance.

Strip clubs are more of a social environment. It's less about the dancing naked women and more about having a laugh with the bros about the dancing naked women.

But I can do that in better places where I don't smell nasty tuna and fat ugly whores with daddy issues and lots of tattoos.

 

[OrionBalls]

They don't have the Loonie Toss on Only Fans.

 

[RMQualtrough]

All strippers also have OnlyFans and probably bang customers for enough money too tbh.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Why not just hire a whore and get exactly what you want for a fixed price, in the privacy of wherever this happens? I just don't get it.

Because they're good law-abiding citizens. Not a bunch of law-breaking degenerates