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Alrighty Kids, Mr Bones Esquire is back now with added humerus comments
Geddit? Cause it's a bone? Ah I'm wasted on you people

Anyway have we found out if this is really just an elaborate troll or is this monstrosity for real?
 
Bones dijo:
Alrighty Kids, Mr Bones Esquire is back now with added humerus comments
Geddit? Cause it's a bone? Ah I'm wasted on you people

Anyway have we found out if this is really just an elaborate troll or is this monstrosity for real?
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He was playing up some the idiocy for the stream and Twitter, but he really is a 506 lbs 19 year old who shits himself and wears diapers.
 
DrJonesHat dijo:
I know his dad wants him to get a job, but seriously, what positions could he possibly work? He can't stand for long periods because his feet would be in agony from some kind of acid whose name escapes me, and call centers would be out because he seriously seems to be brain damaged. He could just be pretending to be that impaired, but I doubt it. About the only thing he could do is be a poster child for "don't let this happen to you" PSAs.
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He might be able to do telemarketing
 
DrJonesHat dijo:
I know his dad wants him to get a job, but seriously, what positions could he possibly work? He can't stand for long periods because his feet would be in agony from some kind of acid whose name escapes me,
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Lactic acid is the one, I believe.
 
Not sure what the hell job he could be decent at, he can hardle talk as it is with that mound of neck fat choking his vocal cords. If hes 506 pounds then im sure he has pretty bad nerve pain, so there goes his standing for long periods of time. As far as i can tell his occupation is up in the wind.
 
DrJonesHat dijo:
At this stage, he could drop dead at any time. How would you even do an autopsy through all that fat?
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You use one of these:
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DrJonesHat dijo:
At this stage, he could drop dead at any time. How would you even do an autopsy through all that fat?
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With a chainsaw and an industrial grade vaccum.

Honestly I'm legitimately wondering how he doesn't fall through the floor. Maybe he's so slow and inactive that he doesn't put too much stress on the floor when he moves?
 
Count groudon dijo:
Honestly I'm legitimately wondering how he doesn't fall through the floor. Maybe he's so slow and inactive that he doesn't put too much stress on the floor when he moves?
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More likely what happens is that he his so fat that he is incapable of standing and has to crawl everywhere thus making the weight distribution more even
 
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