🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Bork Laser]

All the Black Panthers would have to do would be to send him some Mcdonalds.

Lord knows he's a fucking Big Mac away from massive organ failure

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

In a conversation with Striker he informed me that one reason he doesn't leave his house often is he wants to be there in case hot girls come looking for him.

So that's why he's fatter than he should be? That's by far the stupidest reasoning I have ever heard.

Also, I love how his screencap of Bones' post has my earlier post in it. As if he's proving my point.

 

[CatParty]

HE EATS STICKS OF BUTTER

 

[Null]

HE EATS STICKS OF BUTTER

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@Huntin' Slash FOKES

 

[SP 199]

Just when you thought it was all over, You think a mere block can stop me Striker? I can hack Twitter.

Also it seems striker had made a new friend

 

[Florence]

Eh, ever heard of a contact high?

I'm pretty sure you can get a contact fat from this guy. Second you touch him? You put on twenty pounds and your arteries become harder than diamond.

Like some kind of obesity-causing Chernobyl.

 

[cumrobbery]

HE EATS STICKS OF BUTTER

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A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER

 

[Saint]

A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER

Probably dipped it in chocolate sauce first, then munched it down while looking up furry porn. Seriously, what is this guys deal with "Babyfurs?" If he isn't bashing Null, he's talking about furries.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Probably dipped it in chocolate sauce first, then munched it down while looking up furry porn. Seriously, what is this guys deal with "Babyfurs?" If he isn't bashing Null, he's talking about furries.

They share his mental age

 

[Saint]

They share his mental age

Seems more than that. Forget it though, I don't think I want to go down that particular rabbit hole. No pun intended either.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Seems more than that. Forget it though, I don't think I want to go down that particular rabbit hole. No pun intended either.

Probably because they both wear diapers

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER

Here's hoping it's only a stick and not a pound.

GodBearJesus! I can see this fat fuck sitting down with a tub of mayonaise or margarine or something and just eating it by the spoonful.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

HE EATS STICKS OF BUTTER

Then his mother could only be one person!

Spoiler: Totes for reals you guiz

 

[LiveFromNS]

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER

I ate half a stick of butter once. I felt like I was going to die - and somewhat greasy. And that was back when I was fourteen or so. Disgusting as hell, fyi.

At this point, I think the poor guy's arteries have just given up. Imagine all the white flags being waved on his internals.

 

[Wanderer]

At this point I'm surprised he's not dead yet.

 

[Count groudon]

At this point I'm surprised he's not dead yet.

We're trying our best.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

He should come down to Florida, if he loves butter so much. They sell deep fried butter sticks at the county fairs here.

 

[yasscat]

Then his mother could only be one person!

Spoiler: Totes for reals you guiz

That would also explain the weird racism.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Just when you thought it was all over, You think a mere block can stop me Striker? I can hack Twitter.

Also it seems striker had made a new friend

At this point, the fact that Striker shops at Hot Topic is the least surprising thing I've learned about him.