🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[TowinKarz]

@SanaeKochiya

Frighteningly long list, isn't it?

It's like one of those pages from a D&D booklet where you can pick any but no more than 3 of those traits for your character... and he went through and checked them ALL off.... resulting in an impossibly psychologically train-wrecked character that nobody would ever believe was possible, if the evidence wasn't right there.

 

[Jaiman]

donkeyballs, apparently we suck them
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lol he kept doing this crap instead of just typing in the damn URL correctly.

 

[Tookie]

There's potentially a whole cast of supporting characters here. I hope there's an Eli.

There was an Eli.

Spoiler

He ate him.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Wow. Who the fuck is he going to report the site to? The internet police.

 

[Hyperion]

Maybe if we really make him mad that fat fuck will have a heart attack and die. Then his parents will finally be able to use the basement for storage, like they've been waiting to do for decades.

 

[TM Ambrose]

donkeyballs, apparently we suck them
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What the fuck is up his nose?

 

[Jace E. Denton]

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Maybe if we really make him mad that fat fuck will have a heart attack and die. Then his parents will finally be able to use the basement for storage, like they've been waiting to do for decades.

They could also gut his carcass out and turn his massive body into an airbnb for some extra sheckels.

 

[Thetan]

So is this, like, a babyfur roleplay mom? Does that make her the grandmother of his babyfur "son?"

There's potentially a whole cast of supporting characters here. I hope there's an Eli.

His house looks pretty damn nice, like they've got money. His mom probably does her best to keep him entertained/pacified so that he'll keep to himself and not bother her (just a guess). He hasn't mentioned a tugboat, so maybe he gets some sort of allowance.

 

[Arkangel]

Verified incoming in 3, 2, 1....

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Oh Lawd we've been found out!

Also, I'm laughing hard that he linked people to the Canadian farm real estate site.

 

[Jaiman]

lol he wants to be a cop

 

[TM Ambrose]

lol he wants to be a cop

Fat ass would be kicked out for being a fat ass. While some police officers may be overweight they are at least able to breath on their own.

 

[Cuck Norris]

His house looks pretty damn nice, like they've got money. His mom probably does her best to keep him entertained/pacified so that he'll keep to himself and not bother her (just a guess). He hasn't mentioned a tugboat, so maybe he gets some sort of allowance.

Based on unconfirmed dox this is his house. Address won't be released and I removed the house number.

 

[fishercat]

donkeyballs, apparently we suck them
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That was fast.

 

[Accel_Rider]

So how long do you think till he makes an account here?

 

[sugoi-chan]

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Report us to whom? For what?

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

How the hell did he find the thread so quickly? It's only been up for eight hours!

 

[Jaiman]

So how long do you think till he makes an account here?

he couldn't even link me this post so I think it'd take him a while.

 

[Tookie]

Report us to whom? For what?

Presumably the same internet police that CWC, Brianna Wu, and Len Shaner all reported us to.

How the hell did he find the thread so quickly? It's only been up for eight hours!

Weenery.

 

[Ravana]

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Poor kiwifarms.com

 

[Sigyn]

Awww, he found us already? I'm kind of surprised, he doesn't seem self-aware enough to google himself constantly. Bets on if/when he'll either come here himself or send a whiteknight.