Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Fareal]

dear Kayla: Get a nail brush. Those are easy to get even in small local pharmacies. Get a basin of hot water and put in a generous amount of laundry detergent.

Then get on your hands and knees and scrub the ground-in stains from your carpet. You may have do this more than once. Put kitchen paper over the marks to absorb as much of the left-behind moisture as possible. Vacuum inbetween scrubs too. It might take a couple of days.

 

[fishercat]

Protip: don't let your room get this messy in the first place.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

The butterflies flutter gracefully,
and the flowers are in bloom.

Kayla get your ass off tumblr,
and clean your fucking room.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hoarders: Guvking'd Alive.

 

[deliciouscake]

There's so many easy home remedies for fixing up carpets and other grime, she could do it if she wanted to. It would probably make her feel a lot better if she just did a proper deep clean of her room (as I suspect that all she has been doing is lifting the shit off the ground rather than washing her windows and stuff).

Seriously, just watch a few episodes of how clean is your house, even looking at the before and afters at the end of the episodes is therapeutic.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I don't know (or care - don't fill me in) anything about her boss zuri OC thing, but if she keeps going on about it, how long until the troll flood of cisheteronormative rule 34

Not that I'm suggesting anything

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Wars are being waged,
and bombs are going boom.

Kayla if you don't want your dog caged,
you will clean your fucking room.

 

[tsu666]

I don't know (or care - don't fill me in) anything about her boss zuri OC thing, but if she keeps going on about it, how long until the troll flood of cisheteronormative rule 34

Not that I'm suggesting anything

I would not have sex with Boss Zuri

 

[Meatman]

We can't post here.
This is Guv Country

 

[Null]

what's da update? I've been busy the last few days but I see we're up to like 200 pages now.

 

[lolwut]

We can't post here.
This is Guv Country

Fear and Guvking in Katy, Texas

[E] @Null Kayla immediately went back to her old ways and people are still giving advice to Kayla. Also, her room smells like death or something.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Did we at least save Guvkat?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

what's da update? I've been busy the last few days but I see we're up to like 200 pages now.

She seems to have cleaned her room but hasn't fucking vaccuumed it yet because she has no Comet cleaning powder

 

[Queen of Tarts]

She seems to have cleaned her room but hasn't fucking vaccuumed it yet because she has no Comet cleaning powder

Excuses, excuses.

 

[chimpburgers]

In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll get Kayla to clean her room
And get her a guvking mop

(Set to the song "When I'm Cleaning Windows" by George Fornby)

 

[Treblinkachu]

what's da update? I've been busy the last few days but I see we're up to like 200 pages now.

Nothing huge. She's still whining about having to clean her room, people have revealed more grotesque shit about her, and other minor lols. Also don't ever watch that video JSGOTI posted two pages ago. Other than that, it's mostly been shitposting and further milking of the guvk meme.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

what's da update? I've been busy the last few days but I see we're up to like 200 pages now.

well I cleaned my carpet after Kayla complained about needing to and Kayla is still sort of in the pre-planning phase.

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[Lady Houligan]

I bet it has carpet cleaner though. But this is Kayla. She's gonna use "probably not" as an excuse to not go.

"I haven't ever looked for it in there before so if I haven't seen it therefore it doesn't exist!!"

also gg on the not being on Tumblr Kayla, A+

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

You drag your followers into conversations about going to the store to get coffee before it gets dark, wasting time before it gets dark and thus making it get dark before you get back, what the guvk difference does it make to you, Kayla?