Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[sugoi-chan]

She should be grateful that she hasn't been Reuben G. Barron'd on google. If she just lays low and stops being such a potent target, she can still survive with her e-reputation intact.

Well, I bet she's not grateful anymore.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

SEO results so far:
"Kayla Waller" - fourth page, first result
"Kayla Marie Waller" - first page, first result
"Kayla Waller Texas" - first page, ninth result
"Kayla Waller Katy" - first page, first result
"Kayla Waller Katy Texas" - first page, first result
"Kayla Waller Wendy's" - first page, fourth result
"Kayla Waller Carl Jr's" - first page, first result

You sure potential employers won't find any of this?

 

[tsu666]

Kinzie deleted her blog.

gone but not guvking forgotten

 

[JustSomeFella]

RIP in peace.

 

[Anus]

RIP in peace, Guvking. Your whale-like presence shall not be forgotten.

 

[Vanilla]

Kayla if the "fake name" (what you were born as) pisses you off so much, why don't get it legally changed?

Also, if it's fake, why does it piss you off so much to be called by it? If it's really bullshit, it's nothing to be pissed by........

.......unless it's the truth.

I don't know. "Kayla" is one of the more prettier names, at least in my opinion. I could understand if it's one of those "old hag" names (I mean no offense if you happen to have one. These things are subjective.), but other than that, it still remains a mystery.

With a quick google search: You just need $30 to change your name in Texas.

Source: Here. Googled "Name change Texas."

 

[Bluebersaur]

Kinzie deleted her blog.

gone but not guvking forgotten

Guess she wasn't guvking happy with the attention she was getting on here and bailed.

Proven herself a wee bit smarter than Kayla at least.

 

[tsu666]

In memory of guvking, I'll post her old blogs that I found yesterday.

http://rosescastle.tumblr.com/
http://royalrosequartz.tumblr.com/
http://silkpone.tumblr.com/
http://dailypones.tumblr.com/

"Hi my name is Emmy Silk! I am a native Kanadian"
"I go by Emmy Silk Feathers because of my heritage and it was a name given to me under spiritual guidance by my spirit animal!"

is this bitch serious?

 

[DocScuttleButt]

On the matter of snorlax 2.0 leaving us in these our most glorious of times,
I quote Kayla, "Rest in mcfuckin' piss"
guvking, you were taken too soon.
Or maybe not soon enough.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Ooh, I want to know more about this pastelgothbonnie that cat's dating. Right off the bat we've got Fluff/fluffs/fluffself pronouns.

Not that neopronouns are anything new by this point at all, but... fluffself.

(Also one of the alters is 6 years old, stop dating kids, cat)

I rank neopronouns mentally by one criteria: How funny it would be to tell them to go fuck themselves with their preferred pronoun. i.e. "Go fuck fluffself"

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I have BPD.
You win the Internet @BOLDYSPICY!

Spoiler: b-but I do. . .

Kinzie deleted her blog.

gone but not guvking forgotten

RIP in peace.

RIP in peace, Guvking. Your whale-like presence shall not be forgotten.

Guess she wasn't guvking happy with the attention she was getting on here and bailed.

Proven herself a wee bit smarter than Kayla at least.

Yup. She bailed a bit ago, it seems. BUT ON THE KIWI FRONT

Spoiler: not sur y i responded tbhbh

In case anyone was curious. I might post if she replies, but that's it. The last thing we need is more weening/one more stupid kid.

 

[JSGOTI]

So... this thread has reached well over 100k views so far...

Does this mean that Kayla herself gets awarded 'Talent Finder' for making her OWN ballpit/lolcow thread?

 

[Funnybone]

I'm just skimming through all this new stuff.
I read "I would be out of my house for a total of 4 hours!!!"
As if it were an impossible task for an able bodied person
wow Kayla just when I thought you couldn't get any sadder. ..

Edit: did even MORE kids get dropped into the Kayla mess?? What the FUCK there are way too many

 

[Sigyn]

A neutrois is the quantum charge particle of tranniness, and the source of the fundamental force call derp. It is composed of 2 gayboi quarks and a 1 lamedyke quark. Whenever two fake trannies collide at relativistic speeds in a particle accelerator here is what emerges from that reaction:

• 2/3rds of a male hairdresser,
  
• 1/3rd of a female auto mechanic
• a strong derpiness field
• a smell that can't be removed with Febreeze and
• and a shower of neutrois particles.

CERN is currently working on why fake trannies are so airheaded, and if their airheadness can be used as a form of antigravity.

Okay but does it behave as a particle or a wave? Or is there wave-particle duality? Like, is this a wave of special snowflake-ism that can penetrate the walls of sanity or does it need to be seen directly to affect its surroundings? Petition for a new class of scientist: Neopronoun physicists

 

[fishercat]

"That's too long to leave my dogs alone!" If that's the case, just get a crate to keep them in for a few hours. It's not gonna kill them and it keeps them out of trouble while you're gone for long perods of time. Problem solved.

 

[Vanilla]

http://royalrosequartz.tumblr.com/

I checked out the "About" section of that page and I was immediately reminded of Buckley's video on Otherkin and another video called Tumblrisms. You can watch the whole video if you like, but I jumped over to the end rants to make a TL;DR (Or is it "TL;DW?") for those who feel it's a bit long. Up to you.

Spoiler: ADoseofBuckley

Spoiler: Tumblrisms

 

[ViolentGiant]

I'm just going to assume that nothing funny has happened since I left.
Whoever finds Guvking's new blog needs to preface the post with, "Ye-har, thar be the white whale!"

 

[nonnewtonian]

I can't afford a taxi.

lel

 

[sugoi-chan]

lel

Wasn't she bragging in a cap a couple of dozen pages ago that she makes like a thousand a month and that her only bill was her cell phone?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Spoiler: Well, well.