Strange Gfuel side effects?

[Quantum Diabetes]

After I consumed a tiny sip, I immediately transformed into a obese, soybearded Fortnite player and felt compelled to post my every thought on Twitter.
Luckily I had some Jack Daniel's nearby and reversed the transformation.
Is this typical?

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[Vingle]

Oh no, did Mutahar push you into this?

 

[Big Ruski]

Side effects of G fuel include 10% off on: Nord VPN, Audibles, Raycons, Raid Shadow legends, and a ridge wallet to put all that money you saved.

Also death.

 

[TFT-A9]

Gfuel has some of the gayest fucking names for their drinks I've ever seen.

Sour Chug Rug. Fazeberry. Ragin' Gummy Fish. Pewdiepie. Their Peach Rings flavor has fucking Sonic on the can.

(they do taste pretty fucking good though)

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Last time I drank Gfuel, I shat out RGB lights. Never again.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Gfuel has some of the gayest fucking names for their drinks I've ever seen.

Sour Chug Rug. Fazeberry. Ragin' Gummy Fish. Pewdiepie. Their Peach Rings flavor has fucking Sonic on the can.

(they do taste pretty fucking good though)

The lead and semitoxic heavier, radioactive trace metals add a special zing to every sip.

 

[stares at error messages]

Don't eat that shit. It's fucking Kool Aid for adults.