Straight Kiwis - Straight Pride World Wide!

[EnemyStand]

Have I mentioned I'm heterosexual yet today? Because I totally am!

 

[TVStactic]

Have I mentioned I'm heterosexual yet today? Because I totally am!

that can't be right, according to studies in r/science everyone is a bisexual.

you can't be bi and straight, the universe would implode.

Being straight should be state enforced and sexuality pride/flags are for insecure niggers.

erm, you know that straight pride people have flags, right?

 

[A Gay Retard]

 

[Horton Hears A Whore]

erm, you know that straight pride people have flags, right?

Centering one's entire self worth around basic human functions is downright shallow, regardless if you like being the one doing or the one being done. Rather than focus their pride on something more worthwhile, like assisting to build a modern medieval castle (Guédelon Castle comes to mind), these borderline sentients have chosen to base themselves purely on something pathetically superficial.

 

[EnemyStand]

Centering one's entire self worth around basic human functions is downright shallow, regardless if you like being the one doing or the one being done. Rather than focus their pride on something more worthwhile, like assisting to build a modern medieval castle (Guédelon Castle comes to mind), these borderline sentients have chosen to base themselves purely on something pathetically superficial.

Honestly, I thought they were just taking the piss out of the idea of Gay Pride. I completely agree with you, gay or straight, but the whole Straight Pride thing just seems to me to be a troll.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

More like straight PRUDE amirite

 

[BEz939]

Hi. Unlike homos, I wasn’t raped as a child.

 

[Kosher Snake]

Straight here

Oh does anyone remember "superstraight"? I caught wind of it in a count dankula video

Centering one's entire self worth around basic human functions is downright shallow, regardless if you like being the one doing or the one being done. Rather than focus their pride on something more worthwhile, like assisting to build a modern medieval castle (Guédelon Castle comes to mind), these borderline sentients have chosen to base themselves purely on something pathetically superficial.

sadly I dont expect the alphabets to have the capacity to focus their pride on something more worthwhile; apparently the hashtag humping and all the clapback GIFs they get on Twitter is that important to them

 

[Chencognito]

I indeed enjoy putting my penis in women.

 

[mortyposter]

Straight pride worldwide, baby.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Ok, this is epic

 

[Shay]

You straight people always think you're so damn good huh? WELL YER NAWT!

 

[Cats]

I enjoy pussys all the live long day

 

[bearycool]

Traffic makes me rage with how slow it is

 

[Trapitalism]

I've never had a homosexual experience in my life. At least not so far.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Have I mentioned I'm heterosexual yet today? Because I totally am!

#MeToo

 

[Wormy]

Honestly, I thought they were just taking the piss out of the idea of Gay Pride. I completely agree with you, gay or straight, but the whole Straight Pride thing just seems to me to be a troll.I li

I'm hetero. Big whoop.

I think it was at first, but you know how it is with these kind of jokes; a few dumbshits take them completely seriously and it spreads until you forgot it was a joke.