An autistic man is writing an erotic fan fiction about Pokemon in the internet. "Oh boy" he says, "I can't wait to masterbate with my incredibly small penis to this story" and jerks his dick so hard to pictures of female blaziken that blood starts to come out of the tip of his dick. "Wow, a new record!" He says while cleaning up his disgusting mess.
Just then he decides he's hungry and goes upstairs to microwave himself some hot pockets. He trips on the way up the stairs and bruises his knee, causing him to cry uncontrollably and shits himself until his mother comes and consoles him.
"Son, it looks like you've shat your diaper again" his mother says to him. "Looks like I'm gonna have to clean you up"
He turns to his mom, looks at her, and says "Can you hurry this up mom, I have to post about how much better I am than other Steven universe fans on the kiwi farms!"