😵‍💫 Skitzocow Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet - Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

This guy's writing is strangely compelling for how garbled it is.

Side note: Why do so many crazies study mathematics and related fields before they lose it? Is it something in their brains?
Mathematics drives people insane. The list of life-long mathematicians who had nervous breakdowns after years of being fine, and permanently went batshit crazy is endless. It's an intellectual brown-note and is a fascinating field for that reason alone. Tread with caution. There's a lot of literature and a fair amount of documentaries on the subject.

As for his writing, it's important to remember that schizobabble is not true gibberish, in that it is meaningful and coherent to the person who wrote it. It's decipherable, though most people can't parse it due to obtuse (mis)use of niche terminology/jargon and occasional novel definitions. I've had a lot of experience with people schizoposting over the last decade and a half and am conversational in Engschiz-to-English, so I might have a crack at deciphering the manifesto at some point, if I get bored enough. You usually have to interact directly with a babbler at length to parse what they're trying to say, and it takes a lot of patience, but every time I've tried it, I've managed to translate it to plain English relatively well.

Granted, I don't think a forum for laughing at the mentally unhinged is an appropriate place to seriously try to decipher schizobabble, and I'm probably better off just laughing at the Mad Soda Arsonist of Dothan.

As an example for Schizophrenic-to-English translation: Glow in the Dark. The room is totally dark, pitch black, but what's that bright glow that sticks out like a sore thumb? Oh, it's a Fed trying to up his arrest quota. I think GITD is the most famous piece of translated schizobabble, but most of it is like that if you spend time with it.

EDIT: Black Iron Prison from PKD is another well-known, thoroughly dissected bit of schizophrenic jargon with a largely agreed-upon definition now. As for how I have experience with translating schizo to English, I would accept literally any friend request I got on Facebook from 2011-2018, and always found the obviously-crazy ones most interesting to talk to. Some of them probably qualify for threads but I find them likeable enough that I don't want to stress them out.
 
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>tfw saw the first thread and read carbonation grimace and just assumed it was a weirdo
>tfw he's now committed crimes in order to fight the carbonation grimace menace


sometimes its the insignificant threads that turn into the crazy ones I guess.

 
I legitimately think that's part of the tragedy.

Like that Chinaman who killed and ate part of a carny on a Greyhound in Canada. His schizo psychosis told him the carny was a murderous alien in disguise and he had to eat the guy to survive. When he came out of the episode, he immediately told the cops that he wanted to die and to kill him. Canada doesn't believe in that shit so instead they got him on antipsychotics so that he became even more aware of what he had done and his memory of himself doing this became more vivid. Idk what they're doing with him now but I'm sure he still knows he'd be better off dead.

This guy, plus the eaten carny, plus carny's parents, plus the witnesses and first responders - horror, but also tragedy.
He was cured! They gave him a name change and released him into the wild.
 
I know a lot of people that grimace when drinking carbonated tonic water, are all of them affected by Florian Syndrome?
 
@henstepl you realize that burning wood carbonizes it, right? You literally carbonized an entire doctor's office in your attempt to fight the carbonization menace :story:

Also I found a second Reddit account:

And a potato-quality cached version of a picture he posted to 4chan's /sci/ board:
henstepl_4chan_carbonation_grimace.jpeg
And based Google negging the shit out of him when I tried to reverse image search for a high quality version:
HensteplBasedGoogleDiss.jpg
 
@henstepl you realize that burning wood carbonizes it, right? You literally carbonized an entire doctor's office in your attempt to fight the carbonization menace :story:

Also I found a second Reddit account:

And a potato-quality cached version of a picture he posted to 4chan's /sci/ board:
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And based Google negging the shit out of him when I tried to reverse image search for a high quality version:
Ver archivo adjunto 1795751
Why does /sci/ attract so many schizos? CLAMPED poster, el arcon, and now this guy.
 
Mathematics drives people insane. The list of life-long mathematicians who had nervous breakdowns after years of being fine, and permanently went batshit crazy is endless. It's an intellectual brown-note and is a fascinating field for that reason alone. Tread with caution. There's a lot of literature and a fair amount of documentaries on the subject.
Indeed. They exposed this poor man to high-level math at Harvard, and just look at what happened to him. Many such cases.

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