Steak, Toast, Coffee

[Red Thief]

42c. Anyone who eats rare steak (1) is an animal or a psychopath.

 

[Ugandan discussions]

I love steak, but it's not breakfast.

Breakfast is sausage, bacon, fried eggs (sunny side up), grilled or sauteed field mushroom, black pudding (Google it), grilled tomato, hash brown, and buttered toast. Spam fritters and an additional form of egg are acceptable additions, baked beans are not. Served with fresh squeezed orange juice and tea.

Coffee should be like cock: nowhere near my mouth or anus.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

32A Master Race reporting in. If it's a okay quality steak, medium is best but if it's a high quality cut, then you always want that medium-rare/rare. If you cook beyond medium you're crazy.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

14C
Anyone who says 5 for their steak is a classless boar and probably dips it in ketchup.

 

[whatever I feel like]

22A

 

[admiral]

13A
Who eats steak for breakfast?

 

[Spatula]

@Null you've lived in Serbia for how long so tell us your usual breakfast.

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

Listen up straight, y'all biscuit heads
I'd like a piece o' dry toast wit two scrambled eggs
order o' hashbrowns, make em extra crisp
a glass o' orange juice and a bowl o' cheese grits

 

[Sad Chad]

3,3,A

 

[Elbereth]

34A

 

[Dumbchan]

I demand to know who the absolute fucking sociopaths are that ordered their steak well done. Do you want to put ketchup on it too?

They don't know what a true steak tastes like.

 

[Pope Negro Joe XIII 2]

22A

 

[El Goblina]

I, too, used to be an "eat steak rare" guy. Then I spent a few months where steak was 70-80% of my daily calorie intake. Since then, I prefer it well done. That digests better, and if there's a bit of char, that too is useful for digestion. For toast, I'm right on the boundary of the heavily and lightly options in the poll. I do not drink coffee, and I recommend that people end their drug addiction, as life is healthier without.

 

[Rabbits]

1 - 2 - E
gg ez win

 

[TaterFarmer]

Black coffee tastes like fucking shit and it gives me heartburn fuck you I want caffeine not cultural enrichment of my bowels

Put (cleaned) egg shells in your coffee when you brew it, the calcium tempers the acid. For added benefits, sprinkle some cinnamon on the grounds as well.

 

[R00T]

I don’t drink coffe so can I switch it out for a nice tea?

 

[TyrasGuard]

Seriously, i don't know why anyone would choose anything but a well cooked steak. Even cavemen cooked their fucking food properly

 

[The Joker]

33B
Will we be having Christmas breakfast in jail with Chris this year?

 

[Sithis]

24A
I can eat medium steak or medium well and can eat any toast but coffee with cream or sugar is not coffee imo

 

[Catloaf]

11F. I'd eat my steak raw even.