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I miss seeing this V-wing in Star Wars media.
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In particular the capital ship cabal was interesting.
Let's only build giant Star Destroyers and use them for everything! It'd be like if Trump wanted to replace all the Burkes with his Golden Trump Battleships.

What an Imperial fleet should look like:
1 Fleet carrier, either a Venator modified to only carrier fighters/bombers or a new class of shit
3-5 Victory class ships, with at least one set up to be a missile launcher
7-12 frigates, carrack cruisers, anti-fighter escorts depending on their mission profile

Imperial class destroyers are too large and try to do too much. A battleship that is also a fighter carrier and can land a garrison? Come on. Executer class? Fuck right off with the 19km retardation.
 
Shame that Sienar was forced to cut corners and make shittier fighters. Actually something I always found very fascinating about the Empire was how it had its own cliques. In particular the capital ship cabal was interesting. It reminded me a lot of the big gun club from the US, which was a major factor in why submarine operations were so terrible in the initial stages of the WWII. Well that and dog shit torpedoes, but still.
Let's only build giant Star Destroyers and use them for everything! It'd be like if Trump wanted to replace all the Burkes with his Golden Trump Battleships.
Imperial class destroyers are too large and try to do too much. A battleship that is also a fighter carrier and can land a garrison? Come on. Executer class? Fuck right off with the 19km retardation.
The capital ship clique in the Empire reminds me of the top brass in Imperial Japan during WW2; the kind who insisted on large battleships, thinking it was still the good old days where naval combat was about how many big guns you can slap on a ship. I suppose I should be more understanding when it comes to the Empire; a lot of battles in the Clone Wars would've been cut short if the Republic had large warships like the Imperial-class and Executor-class Star Destroyers, and many of the Empire's naval officers were Clone Wars vets.

What an Imperial fleet should look like:
1 Fleet carrier, either a Venator modified to only carrier fighters/bombers or a new class of shit
3-5 Victory class ships, with at least one set up to be a missile launcher
7-12 frigates, carrack cruisers, anti-fighter escorts depending on their mission profile
That'll work against the early-game Rebel Alliance where all they had were some corvettes, some starfighters, and some scavenged old warships. Late-game Rebel Alliance with their B-Wings and Mon Calamari cruisers would laugh in your face as their heavy cruisers rip your frigates to shreds while their B-Wings bomb your capital-class Venators or Victories into the junk heap.

The Empire's navy on Endor worked for the time; large numbers of TIEs to swarm the Rebel fighters, ISDs with heavy turbolaser guns that can match the Mon Calamari cruisers and rip smaller ships into pieces. And in the films, even your standard goober TIE Fighter has no problems killing a Rebel starfighter in 1v1 combat. Let alone a TIE Interceptor that has SIX LASER CANNONS (four on the wings, two on the cockpit ball) and is as fast, if not faster than, an A-Wing.

There's a reason why most rebel operations before Endor lasted mere minutes; if the battle went on for long enough, Imperial reinforcements would arrive and defeat the Rebels with sheer numbers and firepower.
 
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Ahsoka would be the main character and would have a pet wolf.
And she would become the main character in the original trilogy and Luke does next to nothing. Ahsoka needs to be louder and angrier and have access to a time machine. Whenever Ahsoka is not on screen the characters all ask "Where is Ahsoka?"
 
And she would become the main character in the original trilogy and Luke does next to nothing. Ahsoka needs to be louder and angrier and have access to a time machine. Whenever Ahsoka is not on screen the characters all ask "Where is Ahsoka?"
Japan needs to just make an Ahsoka sex bot so Feloni can fuck her and stop making movies and TV shows about his WiFu.
 
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All of this X wing talks makes me wonder what were the design/real life counterparts of the Naboo and Trade Federation Star fighters.
Given Naboo's obvious (semi-)Italian aesthetics, I'd say the N1s are like the C.205 or Re.2005: aircraft of refined design and excellent combat capabilities, but too complex and expensive for true mass production, and not designed for long range missions (the lack of hyperdrive for the N1, the lack of fuel capacity for the Italian planes).

Which might make the droid star fighter something like the Yak-3: (relatively) tiny, nimble, lightly armed, cheap to build, and very limited in range, even for its time.
 
Given Naboo's obvious (semi-)Italian aesthetics, I'd say the N1s are like the C.205 or Re.2005: aircraft of refined design and excellent combat capabilities, but too complex and expensive for true mass production, and not designed for long range missions (the lack of hyperdrive for the N1, the lack of fuel capacity for the Italian planes).

Which might make the droid star fighter something like the Yak-3: (relatively) tiny, nimble, lightly armed, cheap to build, and very limited in range, even for its time.
I always get a European/Italian vibe with Naboo and their aesthetic. It kinda reminds me of Renaissance Italy if placed in a Star Wars setting.

The Gungans and the Naboo animals give me a prehistoric vibe. I can see the Gungans being inspired by hadrosaurs like Edmontosaurus.
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Hell, the animals themselves makes me think of Paleozoic creatures the more I think about them.
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The Imperial I/II-class Star Destroyer is the bestest ever. Perfect in every way. Don't @ me
They look based as fuck but if you look at them with military autism vision they're retarded. Why does a battleship need to be a full-fledged carrier and the Star Wars equivalent of an amphibious carrier? Imagine the USS Gerald Ford with the turrets from an Iowa class battleship and a full complement of Marines from the USS Iwo Jima. That sounds fucking badass and gives me a major MIC boner but in real life it'd be beyond retarded. Look at how an Imp I/II has to launch its fighters! The hanger bays aren't designed for fighters but for launching landing craft. And why the fuck are they still using turbolasers for ship-to-ship fighting? They should be launching barrages of torpedoes from BVR to cut through whatever capital ships the rebels have.

The Empire should have a dedicated carrier that's designed to launch and recover fighters quickly. The Galactica did a good job with that. Forget making battleships, focus on building missile and torpedo ships. You wouldn't need turbolasers for ground bombardment when you have tens of thousands of torpedoes to drop on an uppity planet. "But the TaRkIn DoCtRiNe!!!11!!!" I hear you say. You can have intimidating ships that are also useful! Apparently no one told KDY that. They could have built three ships for every Imp I/II they built.
 
X-Wing (advanced skunkworks project with guns and bombs): F-35 or maybe F-15
Y-Wing (beast from the last war still able to hang): F-14
A-Wing (advanced fighter pushing the limits of human pilot): F-22
B-Wing (*inhales some of the good shit* What if we like just put all the guns and bombs on a fighter and have bugs design it?): The unholy offspring of the A-10 and the F-111
The Y-Wing is an F-15, big twin engine thing that people later realised was also a great ordinance carrier so they end up being relegated to the bomber role despite still being a perfectly good fighter.
 
The Y-Wing is an F-15, big twin engine thing that people later realised was also a great ordinance carrier so they end up being relegated to the bomber role despite still being a perfectly good fighter.
My brother, have you seen a size comparison between the F-14 and the F-15?

Imagine the USS Gerald Ford with the turrets from an Iowa class battleship
stop stop my dick can only get so hard.
 
My brother, have you seen a size comparison between the F-14 and the F-15?
Around the same length with a the F-14 having a much larger wingspan thanks to the swing wings? I think it fits for the X & Y-wing comparison, assuming you map the T-65 to the F-14.
 
They look based as fuck but if you look at them with military autism vision they're retarded. Why does a battleship need to be a full-fledged carrier and the Star Wars equivalent of an amphibious carrier? Imagine the USS Gerald Ford with the turrets from an Iowa class battleship and a full complement of Marines from the USS Iwo Jima. That sounds fucking badass and gives me a major MIC boner but in real life it'd be beyond retarded. Look at how an Imp I/II has to launch its fighters! The hanger bays aren't designed for fighters but for launching landing craft. And why the fuck are they still using turbolasers for ship-to-ship fighting? They should be launching barrages of torpedoes from BVR to cut through whatever capital ships the rebels have.

The Empire should have a dedicated carrier that's designed to launch and recover fighters quickly. The Galactica did a good job with that. Forget making battleships, focus on building missile and torpedo ships. You wouldn't need turbolasers for ground bombardment when you have tens of thousands of torpedoes to drop on an uppity planet. "But the TaRkIn DoCtRiNe!!!11!!!" I hear you say. You can have intimidating ships that are also useful! Apparently no one told KDY that. They could have built three ships for every Imp I/II they built.
The nature of Star Wars space battles makes carriers not work. Everyone gets up close and personal fighting in space in SW, with very rare exceptions in the books and comics and games. A battleship that also carries fighters is much superior to a carrier that isn't a battleship, with the unrealistic way the space battles are fought
 
The nature of Star Wars space battles makes carriers not work. Everyone gets up close and personal fighting in space in SW, with very rare exceptions in the books and comics and games. A battleship that also carries fighters is much superior to a carrier that isn't a battleship, with the unrealistic way the space battles are fought
Turbolasers hard counter carriers. Snub fighters were used because they're too small and fast for them to track, but a carrier? It's a big, lightly armored ship. They still use turbolasers for ammo purposes since energy weapons have thousands or more shots per battery while slug thrower-type weapons like missiles and torpedoes have limited quantities.
 
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