Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Captain Syrup]

r/SaltierThanCrait is right about Disney, but only Disney.

More internet users grew up watching the PT than the OT.

It's unfortunate, but in ten years we'll probably see Gen Alpha claiming the ST is superior to both.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Onl

NOT renewing his contract would mean that Discovery and Picard were failures. Since network execs (really, anyone anywhere in senior management) can never admit failure, they’re going to double down on it. Same as Kathleen Kennedy.

I hope you’re ready for Discovery s4, Picard s2 & s3, Lower Decks s2 & s3, Section 31, Star Trek: Prodigy, and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

These are all surefire hits and absolutely won’t be embarrassing disasters.

Only one I can see having some kind of appeal is Strange New Worlds.

 

[Judge Holden]

Erm.....niggers?

I think we missed something....because the accursed fucking Star Trek Prodigy shit got itself a trailer over a month ago and I dont think anyone realised unless I missed it earlier in the thread

In the same vein as my picard trailer reaction I shall do a legit livereaction to this latest rape of the Rodenberry dream

0:00-0:10 - Oh god they used the cinemasins stock "dong" sound effect in the first second...christ they didnt even make it a freaking moment before embarrasing themselves. Also the CGI looks like a scuffed Wall-E ripoff from the early 2010s.

0:10-0:20 - Oh fucking hell purple alien chink's voice sounds like the faggiest shit i have heard all week. Also the ripoff robot from Portal 2 multiplpayer has an insufferable british accent. Also the generic "hope n sheeit" narrative is already being vomited forth. Also the music is about 18981029% too melodramatic for the tepid shit on screen.

0:20-0:30 - aaaaaaaand the rest of the cast is made up of irritating rejects from early 00s pixar movies AND THE MUSIC IS STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD. Oh yeah and the lines thus far are really fucking badly written and embarrasing but thats kind of a given

0:30-0:40 - Pretty sure they using a bunch of shit from the godawful JJ nu-trek trilogy here from aliens to settings...aaaaaand here is the nu-voyager ship..

0:40-0:50 - THE VOICE OF SATAN HERSELF....THE BUTCHER OF THE DELTA QUADRANT HAS RETURNED TO FINISH THE JOB

0:50-0:56 - good news Joe Piscopo. you are no longer the worst comedic abortion in star trek history after that anaemic attempt at a le'funni last line

All in all......its literally like they stapled a tiny ass smattering of trek shit onto generic a CGI childrens sci-fi movie, which frankly automatically gives it a solid chance of being markedly better than the rest of the Nu-trek canon.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Onl

Only one I can see having some kind of appeal is Strange New Worlds.

Lower Decks is OK.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

They actually have the balls the say "What Would Picard Do"

Wesley's Mom. Unlike those guys on Reddit, who I assume will never know the touch of a woman who isn't a nurse trying to remove foreign objects that got stuck in their butts

 

[Captain Syrup]

Lower Decks is OK.

Seems it's channeling the same energy as Orville. Which is like admitting defeat.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

NOT renewing his contract would mean that Discovery and Picard were failures. Since network execs (really, anyone anywhere in senior management) can never admit failure, they’re going to double down on it. Same as Kathleen Kennedy.

I hope you’re ready for Discovery s4, Picard s2 & s3, Lower Decks s2 & s3, Section 31, Star Trek: Prodigy, and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

These are all surefire hits and absolutely won’t be embarrassing disasters.

Don’t forget the Ferengi spin-offs “The quest for more latinum” and the r-rated “Lobes: The Oo-mox diaries”

 

[Captain Syrup]

“Lobes: The Oo-mox diaries”

 

[UnKillFill]

Seems it's channeling the same energy as Orville. Which is like admitting defeat.

You know what? No. I'm not ok with this shit take.
The Orville was at least made by a person who clearly loves Star Trek. You don't have to like Seth McFarlane, or even think that he's funny, but The Orville was clearly meant to be a love letter to Star Trek. (Specifically TNG)

"Lower Decks" on the other hand, was from the beginning made by somebody saying "lol, isn't star trek stupid? Let me show you how smart I am by saying how stupid it is." It isn't even fucking close to the same thing.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Seems it's channeling the same energy as Orville. Which is like admitting defeat.

Seth MacFarlane's TNG fanfic is much better than any other Star Trek in the 21st Century. And that's sad.

 

[Captain Syrup]

WSeth MacFarlane's TNG fanfic is much better than any other Star Trek in the 21st Century. And that's sad.

It's not even that great. The bottle episodes are good. The characters are sitcom archetypes. I couldn't tell you a thing about Claire, except that she's an easy lay.

Update: r/StarTrek has just gone private, with a message saying it's them or killer horse dewormer r/NoNewNormal.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Seems it's channeling the same energy as Orville. Which is like admitting defeat.

They did it before. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q5aQiJlL08

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Update: r/StarTrek has just gone private, with a message saying it's them or killer horse dewormer r/NoNewNormal.

Star Track then:

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations

Star Track now:

Y r people allowed to have opinions I don't like on the internet? Reeeeeee!

Kiwi Farms Star Track now:

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Going through my gifs tonight I came across some golden oldies.

God, haven't seen these in awhile. Makes me want to re-rewatch some good old Trek on a loop while taking as many drugs as I can until I forget all about the past decade.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

This just in: only white men can have problems with the new Star Trek shows now.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"An expression of the era it's made"

I agree entirely..its a Soulless driven shat out by a corporation that is hiring the cheapest losers they can find then hiding behind "Wokeness" to cover for their cheap, lame and shitty product.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Imagine simping for NuTrek

Unless Kurtzman is sending you checks in the mail, its not worth it

 

[UnKillFill]

This just in: only white men can have problems with the new Star Trek shows now.

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At least the social justards never ruined Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger. (And no, Super Megaforce doesn't count.)

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

This just in: only white men can have problems with the new Star Trek shows now.

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"I don't like the new stuff."
"OmG yOuR wHiTe MaLe EgO!"

Sounds like some dumb cunts are projecting. Me being white and male has nothing to do with it. It's that the new shit sucks ass in comparison to the older stuff. Gone is the optimism of the future, the professionalism of Starfleet, it's a hollow mockery of its former self.
With any of the older shows I would be glad to be part of that world. But with STD and Picard I would rather stay right goddamn here.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

This just in: only white men can have problems with the new Star Trek shows now.

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Is this the episode when she loses her powers or the one when Worf wanted her to abort her baby?