Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Plus Data banging Pulaski would've been a better plot

"Doctor Pulaski, are you trying to seduce me?"

 

[Captain Syrup]

What's he doing in Star Trek? He was supposed to be killed by a xenomorph after fucking with it.

Here is Brad Dourif in Exorcist III



And here he is the fourth most deranged Harkonnen

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

As long as we're sticking it in crazy terrorists, my vote always goes to Sakona.
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I couldn't blame Quark for trying to melt that cold Vulkan heart. Hell if she had not gotten arrested he might have had a shot!

Logical and based. Sakonna not understanding Quark's practicality was fun to watch.

 

[Flexo]

What's he doing in Star Trek? He was supposed to be killed by a xenomorph after fucking with it.

Actually Brad's last episode on Voyager was "Basics part 2"

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Basics,_Part_II_(episode)

With an original air date of Sept 1996.

Alien Resurrection hit theaters in 1997.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118583/

So if anything, it seems probable that Janeway was the one to inspire Brad to experiment with Xenomorphs in the first place (then get killed by them).

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Did they ever explain why Pulaski ditched the Enterprise-D? Did she fall down a turbolift shaft?

Maybe she got bored?

So do you think TNG would have been better or worse had Denise Crosby decided to stay rather than go off and star in hit movies such as Pet Sematary and uhhh Pet Sematary.

Hard to say. She'd probably get more character development, but that only raises the question of whether she'd go to DS9 like Worf did.

 

[Miller]

Imagine you're on the fuck planet, balls deep into the local ladies, and during the act you roll over the flowers with her, and before you know it, she's demanding the death penalty. What a fucked up society.

It could be worse, imagine crash landing on the Yass Queen planet and be treated like shit because you are male.

You forgot about Sneed.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Matalas gave him that name because of the meme.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Correct, it makes them look "off" without needing any diffocult makeup or prosthetics. It's not clear that these are aliens, but you know you're dealing with someone who doesn't see you the way you see them.

Nah, that's just Brad Douriff's effect on anyone that look at him. (I keeed, I keeed, he was a real sweetheart as Doc Cochran on Deadwood)

 

[AnOminous]

On the show, yes, very beautiful. Her last years in life, her physical beauty does not resonate to me. RIP.

Her attractiveness wasn't pure physical beauty, but the way she carried herself and her puckish personality.

Obviously Deanna and her tits were "conventionally attractive" but Lwaxana brought personality to the table too.

 

[The Last Stand]

Her attractiveness wasn't pure physical beauty, but the way she carried herself and her puckish personality.

Obviously Deanna and her tits were "conventionally attractive" but Lwaxana brought personality to the table too.

I've never seen Star Trek so I don't have much to work with.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Nah, that's just Brad Douriff's effect on anyone that look at him.

It’s ‘cause he’s got that Chris Walken thing where his face is, like… 90% normal. That extra 10% definitely drowned a camp counselor in the seventies.

 

[Miller]

Beltran did not give a single shit. That man acted every scene like he was on his break from a different job. Honestly he had more sexual tension with Tom Paris than he ever had with Seven.

He probably gave even less of a shit once the production found out that their native consultant/expert wasn't native but a scam artist.

but Lucas is the one with the jidai-geki spawn
weird

Yeah but there's no ambojitsu in Star Wars.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

On that note the most important question never answered by tng is whether picards fish had its own fish sized escape pod or did he just tell riker to carry the fish to his own escape pod in a plastic bag

If not, would the fish spend its final moments as the ship was exploding around it pounding on the glass of its aquarium and cursing picards name

That's the job if Kid Number One. After they finished their visit to the battle bridge, Picard gave them all special badges and commissions. The little girl was in charge of the Captain's fish and archeological trinkets, so when the Enterprise D was about to crash during Generations, the girl ran from the civilian quarters to get the fish and make sure he survived the landing.

You can see her briefly running behind Riker just when he yells "brace for impact".

 

[Flexo]

The black friday deal I know you all want...


EDIT: 1 more news alerts I forgot to list.
For April Fools day this year, the continuing committee actually released cards with Kurtzman trek on them (and the animated series).



Now yes these are all existing cards with just new images put on them, for just a sign, they even still have this on their own FAQ:


So... it's fascinating to see them finally bending outside of the usual.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

The black friday deal I know you all want...
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Janeway's favorite holiday: Friday, Black.

 

[Flexo]

I think this is a pretty big sign Garak is NOT gay.

I mean, at least I've never seen gay men be solid wingmen. But then that could be my limited experience. (most meatbags don't bother with bot relations)

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

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So do you think TNG would have been better or worse had Denise Crosby decided to stay rather than go off and star in hit movies such as Pet Sematary and uhhh Pet Sematary.

Don't forget Mutant Species!




She even gets a little blind brother called Geordi. It's like the movie's rubbing salt in her wounds!

 

[CervixHammer]

I guess Starfleet Academy is RETVRNing to the late 90s/early 00s tradition of putting wrestlers in Star Trek:

 

[Miller]

Leaked image from the Code Of Honor sequel episode
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>tfw Yakub was a Talosian all along

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

>tfw Yakub was a Talosian all along

and Pike discovers that chimping out is the only way to defeat their tricknology!

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

I guess Starfleet Academy is RETVRNing to the late 90s/early 00s tradition of putting wrestlers in Star Trek:
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=n787HRDr5Zk

The Rock and Big Show were entertaining though, perfectly suited for the guest spots they filled. Don't know who this lady is and don't have a desire to hate watch Starfleet Academy but that hair of hers is already annoying me.