Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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Did you just come up with all of that? It's very good.
Thanks. All this talk about dildos got me thinking that I needed to expand the story of my Lieutenant and I watched that Zakdorn episode the other day. I still don't understand why they're considered great strategists.
 
I watched that Zakdorn episode the other day. I still don't understand why they're considered great strategists
Because they stand there like a stunned mall cop as Quaid turns their head into a shuttle bay.

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Thanks. All this talk about dildos got me thinking that I needed to expand the story of my Lieutenant and I watched that Zakdorn episode the other day. I still don't understand why they're considered great strategists.
They're really really really good at chess, okay
 
Niggas out here playin' chess while I'm playing Dildo Toss. Get wrecked, fag.
First it had been tanks getting literally Dildo Toss, now a Starship.

Put me down for a Galaxy class
Only real "downside" is it being the end of one generation of where the interior is modifable(sp?). When the Federation had gone with abandoning it and going with external mission pods. Nebulas always have been and always will be the inferior budget brand Galaxy knockoffs with near zero durability in a fight.

All that space, all that holodeck shenanigans plus the lush comfort of the officers quarters? Hell yes.

Holy shit I can promise you that those designers have never ever ever stepped foot into an actual ships berths.
Or even heard of needing enough crew to have people doing six to twelve hours shifts while at least the other half or two-thirds or three-fourths of the crew are "off-duty."
 
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>Quark (sighs): People want to play Allamaraine in peace, stop throwing dildos at them! Rom put your little red PADD down and go get Odo.
 
Excelsior. I can walk around the bridge with a riding crop and wear the best uniform. The trans-warp drive fails 41% of the time but whatever.
Added bonus: you can declare Yellow Alert whenever you want-- even in space dock!
 
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