Star Fox General Thread - One of Nintendo’s neglected franchises.

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The issue comes with the fact that it's a remake of a 30+ year old game you gget for free with the premium version of the online service, and somehow has worse presentation and audio.
I say this every time a new remake of a beloved old game comes out, and pin this when the Ocarina of Time remake comes out in the fall, but you'll NEVER get anyone to play or convince them something is bad if its passed a certain generational gap because the reality is that if Star Fox 64 was that much of a sacred gem more people would have played it over years instead it just resorted to becoming ancient reference meme.
 
You completely missed my fucking point, dumbass. I'm not upset that people are talking about the new game, I was pointing out that 90% of this thread has absolutely nothing insightful to say and are just repeating the same few surface-level takes ad infinitum without adding anything new or interesting to the discussion. The fact that you've decided to be a complete faggot in response to me has only served to validate the feelings I already held. If you're so insistent on being a faggot about this then take that shit to Reddit where it belongs. I hope you have fun rolling in your own shit because I'm not going to entertain this discussion any further.
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You completely missed my fucking point, dumbass. I'm not upset that people are talking about the new game, I was pointing out that 90% of this thread has absolutely nothing insightful to say and are just repeating the same few surface-level takes ad infinitum without adding anything new or interesting to the discussion.
This has literally been the gaming subforum for like 3 to 4 years now.

Welcome. Have you met 30+GameOvers yet?
 
the reality is that if Star Fox 64 was that much of a sacred gem more people would have played it over years instead it just resorted to becoming ancient reference meme.
More people have played it over the years though! There's literally been VC ports and a remaster on the 3ds on top of star fox zero which was another remaster/remake of 64 that added some elements from 2 on top of the gimmicks. I think this is the reason why the price on various versions of the game haven't spiked as much as other Nintendo games or other star fox games in the series. There's just so many ways to get it legally. It's like a stranger version of what happened with F zero where they just stopped making games in the series but unlike F zero the most popular game in the series has had several ports and remakes.

THEN PLAY THAT ONE
Both are good but really mild fucking criticism of the handling of the more recent one's visuals and english version shouldn't be met with whatever this is. Like yeah people are gonna play the other one but this one has a multiplayer mode people really seem to like.

It'd be hard to do due to how some segments are scripted but it'd be really cool if they did like a co-op mode or something where 4 players can pilot each member of star fox through levels together. if this game were to have any updates that'd be the one I think would make the most sense.
 
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More people have played it over the years though! There's literally been VC ports and a remaster on the 3ds on top of star fox zero which was another remaster/remake of 64 that added some elements from 2 on top of the gimmicks.
That 3D version is long out of print and pretty much obsolete and Zero was a critically and financial flop so their decision was based entirely on that and the performance of the franchise up to that point. You're right in that yes you can easily play Star Fox 64 legally on NSO right now but the average normies would be put off by so many elements from it off the bat that straight up remaking it is the better alternative even though they're the exact same game. Its a weird mentality but I get it I feel this is the right way to go about it then the Resident Evil 4 Remake, Metal Gear Delta , Silent Hill 2 way of just changing the very framework of the game to applease zoomies.
 
and pretty much obsolete
How? If you buy it and play it, it works. If "out of print" is your thing then like that's every game from over 7-10 years ago.

but the average normies would be put off by so many elements from it off the bat that straight up remaking it is the better alternative even though they're the exact same game.
I don't know what elements would put people off compared to the new one. They both do the exact same stuff for the most part to the point I've seen some people complaining about it having less than zero (which is kind of funny wording wise).

Unless you mean like the cartoony/muppet-esque aesthetics to the characters in 64 which like once again zero and now the mario movie supposedly meant to promote this remake built on. The few times I've encountered "normies" talking about this game it's either that it's the same as the old ones or the characters "look like roadkill" specifically making fun of fox and falco's redesigns.
 
Most people probably are. What's this remake, that nobody actually asked for, even selling?
I asked for this remake. This is exactly what I wanted. Buckle up for Ocarina! We're gonna have a good few months!

Also more Star Fox. You guys have to see the bigger picture here. If you want new Star Fox that is actually a Star Fox game, you had to reintroduce people to the series. The future is bright.

None of you have to apologize to me in the years to come. Just play Chrono Trigger.
 
but the average normies would be put off by so many elements from it off the bat that straight up remaking it is the better alternative even though they're the exact same game. Its a weird mentality but I get it I feel this is the right way to go about it then the Resident Evil 4 Remake, Metal Gear Delta , Silent Hill 2 way of just changing the very framework of the game to applease zoomies.
Anybody who would be turned off from playing the original because 'It looks too old' doesn't deserve to play it. That mentality is exactly how we got FFVII Remake. All of these Advent Children fags who loved the characters because they'd been in Advent Children and Kingdom Hearts and all that shit, but never touched the original because 'it looks too old' are what convinced the hacks at Square Enix to make that regurgitated slop that's neither sequel nor remake and completely misses the point of the original
 
How? If you buy it and play it, it works. If "out of print" is your thing then like that's every game from over 7-10 years ago.
The 3D version is the hardest to get legally unless you still have access to eshop or can find a used copy. There's no real reason to play it over the remake unless you like the shitty 3D gimmick or hearing the returning actors try and fail to redo their lines
I don't know what elements would put people off compared to the new one. They both do the exact same stuff for the most part to the point I've seen some people complaining about it having less than zero (which is kind of funny wording wise).

Unless you mean like the cartoony/muppet-esque aesthetics to the characters in 64 which like once again zero and now the mario movie supposedly meant to promote this remake built on. The few times I've encountered "normies" talking about this game it's either that it's the same as the old ones or the characters "look like roadkill" specifically making fun of fox and falco's redesigns.
How about the fact that the game is old as shit and doesn't have a steady frame rate which is a must nowadays? And the game being too short for people who cant get into multiple playthrough arcade rail shooters.

Actually Ive seen normies warm up to the designs the most and the people still crying about them are those whose only experience with the cast are through Smash.

Most people probably are. What's this remake, that nobody actually asked for, even selling?
More people have been talking about this remake than anything Star Fox related in years. It did its job.


Anybody who would be turned off from playing the original because 'It looks too old' doesn't deserve to play it.
And thats why the franchise is in its current state. The unfortunate reality is that if you don't change you just remain stagnant only appealing to the same few oldfags who hate everything new. I hate FFVII Remake and Nomura's Time Jannie faggotry but ot doesn't hurt the existence of the original games just as Star Fox Command's existence doesn't hurt 64's.
 
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that's neither sequel nor remake
No from what I've seen of the ff7 shit from watching a friend play through it it's clearly one of the many things the last decade or so that have done that "it's marketed as a remake but is actually asecret sequel" thing. Very few things that have done this have actually done them well and I have no clue what started the trend but it's something that's in Movies, TV shows, and games and the one time I've seen it actually done ok was that gridman anime a friend sat me through because it basically was like "yeah this is just the guy from the original live action superhero thing helping someone again"

I'm glad this star fox remake is actually a remake at least because I'm genuinely getting tired of "the remake is actually a sequel that completely fucks up the original ending" trend in media. I can only take so fucking much shit getting "subverted" into "oh no you see actually the bad guy's soul went back in time and inhabited his body in the past" or "protag ensemble cast/friend character sent their own soul back in time and inhabited their body int he past and then became EVIL and HORNY for another character they were friends with in the original so they MURDER THEM CONSTANTLY" type of story. That or the shit the EVA movies and other shit pull where they go "no no see the original ending that had actual stakes and a clear end was akshually one of several thousand unseen fail states of the timeloop" which is just a ripoff of media that did that kind of plot much without it being a sequel or remake (groundhog day and all the other timeloop stories)

TL;DR thank fucking god slippy and andross are just slippy and andross and not some fucking gay shit like their original incarnations inhabiting their past bodies to sabotage the timeline
 
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I asked for this remake
Then you're about the only one. You see plenty of people doing mock-ups of 'Ocarina but as a modern game', 'Majora's Mask but as a modern game', 'Mario 64 but as a modern game'. Plenty of people saying 'They should remake Ocarina but it should look like Twilight Princess' or 'They should remake Ocarina but it should be open world like Breath of the Wild'

I never see any of that for Star Fox 64. We had the 3DS remake (and, frankly, I thought the 3DS remake was pointless), we had Zero which was just Star Fox 64 again but with more Star Fox 2 elements, and people are forgetting that Star Fox 64 itself was a remake, of the original Star Fox. People are fucking tired of Star Fox 64
Also more Star Fox. You guys have to see the bigger picture here. If you want new Star Fox that is actually a Star Fox game, you had to reintroduce people to the series. The future is bright.
Fuck you. People like you are exactly why Nintendo has such (deserved) contempt for their fans. They know they can shovel out whatever low effort garbage they want and you will still buy it, saying things like 'You need to reintroduce the game to a new audience' and 'If I don't buy it, then Nintendo won't make any new Star Fox games'

I'm not interested in any new Star Fox games if getting me to pay $60+ for a 30 year old game is A) the best they're coming up with and B) how they're trying to gauge interest for a new game
The 3D version is the hardest to get legally
No it isn't. Firstly, I can still buy it on Amazon here in the UK and secondly, it's not as if the game had a limited print run. It was one of the core 3DS titles and it went Player's Choice. There's millions of copies out there.
More people have been talking about this remake than anything Star Fox related in years.
Because it's 'new'. No shit people are talking about it
The unfortunate reality is that if you don't change you just remain stagnant
They haven't changed. They've just remade the same old game with a newer, uglier, coat of paint. They are staying stagnant.

Changing would be making a fresh, exciting, new game
I hate FFVII Remake and Nomura's Time Jannie faggotry but ot doesn't hurt the existence of the original games
It actually does. It parasitises the original while being mostly inferior to it. While the FFVII Remake isn't as bad as some examples because the original is still widely available, it still replaces the original in the discourse and the search query results and is, therefore, harming the original
just as Star Fox Command's existence doesn't hurt 64's.
Why would a clearly distinct sequel that flopped ever hurt the original? The only way that ever happens is when it causes people to realise the original wasn't really that good, and that's not the case with Command, which was just the all-range mode of Star Fox 64 but the entire game
 
This has literally been the gaming subforum for like 3 to 4 years now.
Had you told me this back in April I never would've gotten involved in this thread to begin with. There's not much use in telling me now, I've already opened up Pandora's box and there's no way it's closing anytime soon. 😒
 
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Had you told me this back in April I never would've gotten involved in this thread to begin with. There's not much use in telling me now, I already pozloaded my neghole and now I'm paying the price for it.
I wanna hear em say monkey more if they do another remake they better let them say monkey again

They haven't changed. They've just remade the same old game with a newer, uglier, coat of paint. They are staying stagnant.
Online multiplayer is new! They could have leaned into that element more I think. Already covered that though.

Why would a clearly distinct sequel that flopped ever hurt the original? The only way that ever happens is when it causes people to realise the original wasn't really that good, and that's not the case with Command, which was just the all-range mode of Star Fox 64 but the entire game
I wouldn't say command made people "realize the original wasn't good" or whatever. From what I've seen of command gameplay wise it's very sloggy with navigating menus and loading screens just to do short dogfight segments and then back to the menus to set things up to do that again.
 
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I figured the remake wasn't going to be a disaster on the same level as the Sega remakes of Panzer Dragoon or House of the Dead (You remember those happened, right?) and would at bare minimum be okay and fun enough for those wanting it. Still not particularly interested in trying it. I'm sure it's fun but there's enough about it that's emblematic of western design trends that I don't particularly care to look.

Are there any other good on-rails shooters in the style of Star Fox? I realized that I can't think of any.

I also think that the soundtrack for the SNES game blows 64 out of the water, but the latter had voice acting so the music wasn't quite as important. The only music I really like from 64 is the mission clear and the Star Wolf theme.

Star Fox is indeed pretty singular in the genre but since this didn't get any answers I'll try:

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As mentioned before, Sin & Punishment which is a genuine contender for greatest N64 game. More of a run-and-gun on rails, if anything. It's pure Treasure arcade action from near the end of their peak period when they were cranking out all-timers like Radiant Silvergun and Ikaruga. Absolute ball-buster if you want a challenge. The Wii Virtual Console version sold so well it convinced Nintendo to produce a sequel which is just as good.

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Also on N64, there's Knife Edge: Nose Gunner, which is more of a straightforward shooter. Somewhat overlooked since it's a budget title. Has some undeniable jank but I recall it being disposable fun.

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Going back a bit, there's Starblade by Namco, which was a big technical showcase at the time with insane graphics for 1991, and is also one of Star Fox's direct inspirations. Again more of a straightforward shooter rather than a flight-sim hybrid. Not widely ported but easily emulatable on MAME. Pretty tough, you get only a single life per credit and there's absolute no heals or powerups throughout. Great stuff if you like doing 1CCs and score runs.

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If you're looking for newer stuff, Ex-Zodiac, which is one of the rare spiritual successors that's modeled on the SNES original instead of 64. S Ranking the stages is actually pretty difficult and requires some proper routing, so the dev actually knows ball when it comes to design. However it's currently in Early Access and has been for years, with new levels coming out at a glacial pace.

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Air Twister. I know this looks like Unreal Engine Asset Store slop at a glance but bear with me. This is basically the long awaited not-sequel to Space Harrier helmed by Yu Suzuki himself and he's absolutely still got it. Very arcadey and good fun. Just be aware that the soundtrack is... unique. Definitely caught me off-guard the first time I loaded it up. :lol:

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Finally there's Wild Blue Skies, which is not out yet but has a demo. I haven't tried it myself but I've heard decent things although it definitely looks furry in that way. It's actually being worked on by some of the guys behind SNES Star Fox, which is unfortunate now that the remake being dropped is likely going to overshadow this.
 
Fuck you. People like you are exactly why Nintendo has such (deserved) contempt for their fans. They know they can shovel out whatever low effort garbage they want and you will still buy it, saying things like 'You need to reintroduce the game to a new audience' and 'If I don't buy it, then Nintendo won't make any new Star Fox games'

I'm not interested in any new Star Fox games if getting me to pay $60+ for a 30 year old game is A) the best they're coming up with and B) how they're trying to gauge interest for a new game
You'll never be satisfied then.

Meanwhile, I get great games and the added bonus of being right. Gotta play the game. All the better that they're good!

@UCHUBomb the FUR Squadron games directly lean into the furry stuff. But the rail shooter is good.

 
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I actually played Starblade at an arcade back in the day! I got pretty far into it because I had a lot of quarters. I don't remember the actual game too well, though.
 
You can't buy it from a local store unless its a second hand market or a used copy at a thirft shop or ebay. There's no reason to play the 3D version when its worse in every way than the remake.


Because it's 'new'. No shit people are talking about it
You literally said that people were playing the 64 version over the new one and wasn't even sure if it was selling well.


They haven't changed
They have. They expanded. Added new modes story, and control options. Everything else is subjective but they did do a lot to change this version of the story while keeping the core gameplay loyal.



It parasitises the original
How? Remake is its own thing and has nothing to do with the original game even Square treats them both separately.
Why would a clearly distinct sequel that flopped ever hurt the original?
Because it literally has the endorsement of the creator people just choose to ignore it.
 
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