Staffing Changes

[Blueberry]

I am so proud of you all

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

i'm glad you've made this decision.

 

[Jaimas]

Congrats to all the new purples. I'm sure you'll do a great job taking care of the place until I accidentally fuck something up and crash the whole thing.

A good friend will bail you out of Jail, Hellblazer.

We, however, will be sitting in the cell next to you, going "Damn, that was fun!"

 

[HG 400]

A good friend will bail you out of Jail, Hellblazer.

We, however, will be sitting in the cell next to you, going "Damn, that was fun!"

I'll give you a carton of cigarettes if you shank him.

 

[c-no]

Nice to see some new staff members along with one getting a promotion. Good luck to the new mods.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Congrats on the promotion, guys!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Congrats guys, you deserve it.

 

[DC 740]

WHERE'S MY FUCKIN FRIES I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER

 

[Mulligan]

Congratulations everybody! Even though I know none of you personally, It makes me happy to see all y'all climbing up the kiwi ladder. Use your new powers wisely

 

[HG 400]

Even though I know none of you personally

They're all good people, except for @Hellblazer who's a massive asshole and probably slept with somebody to get promoted.

 

[EI 903]

WHERE'S MY FUCKIN FRIES I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER

We'd give you a refund, but we don't have a printer on hand to replicate your food stamps.

 

[XH 502]

Goddammit, now @Meowthkip is going to flood the Farms with FNAF furry porn and there's nothing we can do about it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Congrats guys!

 

[Meowthkip]

Goddammit, now @Meowthkip is going to flood the Farms with FNAF furry porn and there's nothing we can do about it.

No, it's gonna be hermaphroditic macro foxtaurs.

 

[Lipitor]

We'd give you a refund, but we don't have a printer on hand to replicate your food stamps.

@Hellblazer 's name ISN'T FRICKIN' GREEN. CHANGE IT BACK TO PURPLE NOW NOW NOW!!!

 

[EI 903]

@Jose Mourinho (fmr. Alan Pardew) has been promoted to Moderator from Supervisor.

Surprised no one has posted this yet:

 

[XH 502]

No, it's gonna be hermaphroditic macro foxtaurs.

We're all guvking doomed. I give it three days before Null nukes the site from orbit.

 

[Zeorus]

A toast to our benevolent overlords!

preferably drunk from the skulls of Tumblrinas.

 

[Null]

Surprised no one has posted this yet:

god that kid's face makes my face hurt

 

[Mourning Dove]

Let's DRINK