📚 Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

No good face pics from her but she has this one in r/bald

Of course she got flowers.

Is that really her? That's a rather impressive brow bone for a woman

 

[DSHK]

I wonder if thats happened yet?
Looking at how precariously a lot of them appear to be stitched on, like theres no internal structure, the only thing holding the 'dog on is the sutures through the skin at the base.
That'd sure be an interesting trip to the ER to try and get it removed.
Think they'd have to fish it out with forceps or would one of those haemostats do?
Thats the sort of story thats gonna spread until it becomes an Urban Legend talked about coast to coast, like that time with Richard Gere and the Gerbil...

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

But imagine the gender euphoria when you can yank your dick before starting and in a manly voice say: "Yup, that's not going anywhere, lets go!"

 

[DSHK]

But imagine the gender euphoria when you can yank your dick before starting and in a manly voice say: "Yup, that's not going anywhere, lets go!"

Whats the point? You cant actually orgasm with it so its basically an implanted strapon.

 

[Terfette]

I think im gonna vomit. How do any of these freaks get women attracted to them?

Lesbian bed death that involves actual necrosis is taking things a step too far IMO.

 

[Dead Wife]

Imagine some handmaiden waddling like a duck into the ER, while the pooner partner is brought in on a stretcher bleeding out, yet more bothered with wailing at the doctors to put the thing on ice to preserve it once its located and removed from the gf’s vag.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

As long as you live, every time you need to take a leak, you need to “milk” piss out of your flesh tube like some urinary utter.)

Fun fact, woman naturally have smaller bladders and thus weaker pelvic floor muscles compared to males. What this means is that woman's urology track was designed for urinating a shorter distance then men. So yeah, you can't even piss like a man even if you have 'successfully' gotten a flesh tube bolted on to your crotch. Combine that with strictures and every other possible complication and you've just subscribed to a lifetime of urology pain.

 

[LongDayAgain]

If the results look this bad now, imagine how terrible they looked in pre-Austrian painter gender clinics

 

[DSHK]

If the results look this bad now, imagine how terrible they looked in pre-Austrian painter gender clinics

One tried a womb transplant. In the 1920s.

 

[the last eunuchorn]

3 days after SRS with Dr. Taskov
Day 3 after SRS with Dr. Taskov

Due to issues with my colon area I have not reached the desired depth. You can tell by the stent not being completly inside. Between day 1 and 3 it pushed a little further out, but the doctor said it's ok. I was allowed to stand up for the first time today

Oh and, correction: the doctor who told me this big thingy in the middle was my clitoris on day 1 -> he was wrong. I asked someone who was present during surgery (he wasn't) and it's just a really swallen part of my labia minora. Other parts are hiddin yet. The clitoris is barely visible on the Day 1 picture and is covered with blood on Day 3.
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The “stent” is just a condom filled with packing and tied off like a balloon? Nothing about these surgeries is normal, but that just feels way too DIY.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Imagine some handmaiden waddling like a duck into the ER, while the pooner partner is brought in on a stretcher bleeding out, yet more bothered with wailing at the doctors to put the thing on ice to preserve it once its located and removed from the gf’s vag.

"We can't find it, miss... er... sir"

"What do you mean YOU CAN'T FIND HIM?!?"

"It's not there, we only found this part that looks like a mushroom, I think its the tip, but theres no sign of the rest. It must have come off in seperate bits and the main part must have dropped out on the ride over"

"WELL YOU HAVE TO FIND IT I NEED HIM!! I NEED HIM BACK! YOU HAVE TO FIND IT AND PUT HIM ON ICE!!"

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I think im gonna vomit. How do any of these freaks get women attracted to them?

It is amazing what some people will glom onto and/or put up with so that they're not left alone with their own thoughts and their own lives. Females are especially are prone to that IMO. They'd rather focus on something or someone other than themselves. And if that someone is broken and/or has special needs, or is perceived as a bad influence by authority figures, all the better.

 

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

That's one thing that erodes any sympathy, these freaks end up with these crotch monstrosities, and instead of warning others about them, they still try to "crack eggs" and lure new victims.

The whole "egg cracking" thing kills me. I'm sure the idea is supposed to be that it's like a bird hatching - the shell falls away to reveal your true beautiful self inside. But anyone who knows anything about birds knows that you can't help a bird hatch. If you crack the egg, you'll maim or kill the chick. There's a totally different term for when the chick breaks through the egg shell - it's called "pipping."

Turns out that "egg cracking" is very apt - just not how they think it is.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Would someone be kind enough to bring me up to speed on the elephant penis?

Most of the trendy appendages in this thread are sewn on like an extra pocket on a cardigan but the elephant penis seems to be some kind of extension of the stomach. I presume a different technique was used.

And was there any explanation given as to why it starts at the navel? There's about 3 inches of pubic shrubbery between trunk and funk.

it was so she could keep her vagina. It looks hideous (they all look hideous) but she actually has a much better shot at detransing because a surgeon can just cut it off.

 

[Piss Bear]

The whole "egg cracking" thing kills me. I'm sure the idea is supposed to be that it's like a bird hatching - the shell falls away to reveal your true beautiful self inside. But anyone who knows anything about birds knows that you can't help a bird hatch. If you crack the egg, you'll maim or kill the chick. There's a totally different term for when the chick breaks through the egg shell - it's called "pipping."

Turns out that "egg cracking" is very apt - just not how they think it is.

The egg cracking thing has always pissed me off for this very reason. Sooooo there has always been this egg inside of every trans person who needs help to "crack" so they can become their true selves? So what happens if the egg never cracks, does it just go rotten and die? It makes no sense.

It's more like a parasite is laying eggs in your brain which "crack" and start worming their way into your mind and eating all the logical parts of your mind and pooping out tranny delusions.

 

[BurningBitch]

Whats the point? You cant actually orgasm with it so its basically an implanted strapon.

The fucking thing grows hair as well, just like any biological man, we all have penises that grow hairs out of the foreskin and the glans, you know?

 

[DSHK]

The fucking thing grows hair as well, just like any biological man, we all have penises that grow hairs out of the foreskin and the glans, you know?

Why is just being a dyke so bad? I hate all kinds of faggots but at least dykes dont mutilate themselves into a grotesque monstrosity that neither gender wants to fuck except those with a kink. She could just use a vibrating strapon and avoid all the needless surgeries and grief.

 

[BurningBitch]

Why is just being a dyke so bad? I hate all kinds of faggots but at least dykes dont mutilate themselves into a grotesque monstrosity that neither gender wants to fuck except those with a kink. She could just use a vibrating strapon and avoid all the needless surgeries and grief.

If you have a mutilation kink or some shit, then sure. Other than that, I see no other reason why anyone should ever get these type of surgeries.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

One tried a womb transplant. In the 1920s.

I love to imagine SRS in the past days. Imagine a phalloplasty in 1850: lil pooner gets too excited to have a peepee, dies from chloroform. Or a pre-anesthesia vaginoplasty, the penile inversion type.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's more like a parasite is laying eggs in your brain which "crack" and start worming their way into your mind and eating all the logical parts of your mind and pooping out tranny delusions.

Troons are like Psychneuin, those parasitic flies that lay eggs in your brain that eat the brain matter, slowly driving the host insane.
"Cracking eggs" is a great anology, they're not hatching anything, an intact egg is full of potential for life, but once its cracked all that potential is lost, and unless you put it over a fire fairly quickly it starts to rot and stink until it makes everyone near it feel sick.