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Invented by a jew who is whiter than most white dudes.

I've heard claims that Bendis was actually trolling SJWs when he created her by having her demand to be oppressed as a child so she could use it as motivation later in life... despite already apparently being a genius. I think it was in response to the issue he did where Miles is pissed off at being labeled the black Spider-Man instead of just Spider-Man and Tumblr called him an out of touch white man because obviously minorities like being singled out for their race.
I always forget that a ton of those black legacies are Bendis. Also not surprised he's one of those celebrity weirdos that exclusively adopts black kids.
 
I always forget that a ton of those black legacies are Bendis. Also not surprised he's one of those celebrity weirdos that exclusively adopts black kids.
To make into pepperoni, it seems to be an inherent quality in pathetic fat beta males.
 
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American comics has never learned anything good from manga, because the things that actually make manga successful are anathema to modern American comics.

Specifically,
1. Affordability.
2. Demographic targeting.
3. Weekly/Monthly release schedule.
4. 100% merit-based.
5. Experienced editors.
6. Rigorous artist mentorships/training.
7. Author retains some ownership rights to the characters and stories they create.
 
I am a simple man, I see a Patrick Tomlinson reference, I click Winner.

I think if Marvel or DC ever wanted to win me back over, they'd introduce a character to clown who's just the most thinly veiled Rick copy ever.
If my Styxian magic rituals ever work and the stars align, making the Js let me do a Superman run, I’d sneak in shit like that.

Livewire being replaced by a Kino Casino-like duo who are a-logging Supes and doing it better than she ever did. Just two human retards choosing to troll the most powerful man on the planet and being Clark’s J.Jonah-equivalent.

Rick being Clark’s new neighbor (whose grotesque personal habits Clark can hear) and he’s just 1:1 Fatrick.

“No child, unpleasant though they may be, the citizens of Warworld are just as entitled to civil liberties as you are. Earth must be a galactic example not another intolerant society run by facists. Enjoy prison stalker.”
 
THE MASSES GOTTA HAVE THEIR BATMAN OKAY.
i'd be offended just if absolute was everywhere, but frankly i'm more offended modern deadpool, not just that but crossover slop, is not one, but 2 slots

i'd rather just have tom king and joker spam back than have rapid villains from the gallery used, but they're all shit "reimaginings" and shit like "it's maam" wonder woman

marvel did ultimates better with less fuck ups imo, and with shit like venom it was still venom just new hotness, instead of shit like "what if the joker from arkham asylum's final fight was the entire character"
 
i'd be offended just if absolute was everywhere, but frankly i'm more offended modern deadpool, not just that but crossover slop, is not one, but 2 slots

i'd rather just have tom king and joker spam back than have rapid villains from the gallery used, but they're all shit "reimaginings" and shit like "it's maam" wonder woman

marvel did ultimates better with less fuck ups imo, and with shit like venom it was still venom just new hotness, instead of shit like "what if the joker from arkham asylum's final fight was the entire character"
Honestly, I think King was one of the last writers to write the Joker not poorly.

His Joker was just normal Joker for the most part
 
I really hate that most of DCs output is just Batman and Batman related characters but it makes sense now seeing he’s the only character holding the comic book industry up at this point. It’s so depressing specially seeing number one is a Batman/redditpool crossover which is something you couldn’t pay me to read.
 
he’s the only character holding the comic book industry up at this point
Spider-Man could have been that, or used to be that, before Marvel decided to turn Peter into the man that has been cucked to death.

I wonder how long it will take them to turn Bruce into a cuckold. They might even go and reveal that Damian is Bane's kid for funnsies.
 
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